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Mithi mithi needran dy hulary pay lendey 0 khaban dy rngley panguray wich bendey 0 nima nima hass k jaan kad lendey o esey lae tay tusi sady dil wich rendey o.. …
Arz kiya hy: Daag to chala jaega kameez se, Wah wah Daag to chala jaega kameez se, Agr tm kapre dho tameez se :…
When Pockets Full Of Money Girls Are Many… When Pocket Be Comes Empty" Girls Become 420 Public Awareness Pass To All Boys…
Father:Tell me the difrence of FLY & Mousqut. Son:Fly & mousqut both r sergen?s.Fly check the patiant & mousqut give injection to patiant …
Ghalib ne apni girl friend ko date par bulaya wo late ho gai. Girl said: sorry i m late, Ghalib bolay: falak pe sitaron ko neend aa rahi hai, doosri ka time ho gaya tu ab aa rahi hai….
? shaadi k din kareeb aye to maha ko diting ka shaok hova .mein le ayi Sufi ko.kyunk sufi per aiteybar jo tha.subha hoi to dekha na Maha thi na sufi. …
Teacher asked all students to write an essay on the topic "A Poor Family". One student gets the lowest marks for writing that essay. The student happens to be the richest girl in the entire class, and her essay goes on as……. She wrote: Ek baar ek bahut hee gareeb family thi, husband aur wife […]
Girl: Is dress ka kya price hai? Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 kiss. Girl: Aur us dress ka? Shopkeeper: 10 kiss. Girl: Dono dress pack kar do, bill daadi dengi. ha ha …
Yaad karte hai tumhe tanhi me, Dil duba hai gamo ki gahrai me, Hume mat dhundo duniya ki bhid me, Hum milenge tumhe fir kisi, free SMS ki scheme me! …
Two question asked to Pakistani Gals in a survey Q1: Do U believe in sleeping wid a total stranger? . . . Ans-Yuck! Never Q2: Do U believe in arranged marriages? . . . Ans-Yes,Of course! Haha 😛 …
Lady On Fone: I Think U R The FATHER Of One Of My Kids Man: R U Ms. Khan? Or Ms. Dev? Lady In Total Confusion: No Sir I Am The Class Teacher Of YOUR SON …
Eyes SIGNS: Redness of eyes Ptosis, Loss of conciousness. TREATMENT: Close da book and switch on the tv or computer …
Once a PATHAN go 2 an electric company 4 interview, Interviewer asked him, ?electric motor kese chalti hai?. Pathan replied, ?Burrrrrrrrrrrrr? …
N E V E R Allow A Gal 2 Talk Too Much 2u Else, Later She’ll Make U Talk …
MOSAM SHABAB KA, NASHA SHARAB KA, PARDA JANAB KA, AUR RANG GULAB KA, IN SAB SE HASEEN, IN SAB SE LAJAWAB DEKHO SMS PADNE WALA..MENDAK TALAAB KA…!!…
ur style is like u-fone "tum he to ho" ur personality is like bonanza "absolutly world class" my responce is like lipton "yehi to hai woh apna pan" ur smile is like 7up "zara hat k" ur voice is like rooh afza "rahat-e-jaan" ur relation is like coke "maza zindgi ka" ur love is like […]
Whan i call u, 1 ring means i’ m thinking of u, 2 rings means i like u, 3 rings means i’m missing u, 4 rings means i need u, 5 rings mean.. BEHRE PHONE UTHA! …
University life… ASSIGNMENT copy karte waqt, “Oyeeeee!! Yeh kya likha hai?” “Jo lafz samjh arha hai wo likh, jo nahi aa raha uska aisa he design bana de:-D…
Wats Worse Than Your Lover Sending You A Txt Msg To ‘BREAK UP’ ? Another Msg Sayin ‘Sorry That Wasn’t For You’… =P ;-> …
How To Impress A Kam Wali ? Tareqa Prhny Ke Lea Press Down Arow Key . . . Lakh Lanat Hy Kam Wali Ko B Na Chorna Begherat …
Judge, mujrim se, batao tumari akhari kwaish kia hai ? Mujrim, Aik mob Nokia N73 5 karror rupay Apki beti se shadi, USA ka viza, 2 saal ka hanimon, 6 7 bachay jo apko nana nana kahe aur mujhe papa, Un ki shadi karwa dun us k bad ap jo fasila do mujhe manzor hoga…..
Teacher: Wo 3 lafz batao jo sab se zyada boley jatey hain? Student: Mujhe nahi pata. Teacher: Shabash, baith jao..!…
Arre dewaano… Mujhe pehchano kahan se aya? Main hun kon? May hun kon? May hun May hun ? ? Ki gal ay number dekh k pata ni lagda?…
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Ye Sun k to Dimagh hi Ghom gya ‘Fayaz’ Jb Mai ny Apni Dadi ko kaha Dadi koi purana gana hi suna dain… To wo Bolin: Smack That All on the Floor Smack That…!…
Memon At Petrol Pump Bhai 1rs Ka Petrol Dal Do Salesman: Bhai Itna Sara Petrol Dalva K Kahan Jana Hai? Memon: Jana Kahan Hai Hm To Aise Hi Paise Urate Hen… …
Agar aap chahte ho. k aap k chehre p dhool mitti na lage to to . . to har roz subah I.C.I PAINT LAGAIN jo DHooL MItTI ko tikne na de ;o) …
bhikari : Allah ke naam pe kuch de do woman: kal ka salan kha lo gay? bhikari: haan ji! kyon nahin Woman: acha to phir kal aana …
Janeman Janeman Janeman Jan-e-mann Jan-e-mann Ye salman khan ki flop film hai!!! …
When WORDS fail, eyes speak. When eyes fail,”HEART” speaks. When HEART fails, nothing speaks they put cotton in the nose…
Mashooka: lagta hai meri aankh mein kuch gir gaya, dekho toh. Mashook: Ek tinka dikh to raha hai, kyu na usey wahin rahney diya jaye, agar main tumhare aankho mein doobonga to sahara dega.
paani peetaa hoon pipe se Apple khataan hoon knife se Apni bhi kya life hain yaaron Jooten khataa hoon apni wife se!!!
When words fail, Eyes work. When eyes fail, heart works. When Heart fails… To kya? Samajh le Tapak gaya! …
Principal: Y R U LATE? Ur Classmates Came 2gether On Time. Student: Sir, Sheeps Always Come Together. But Lion Always Comes ALONE…
Jis Ko Pakrna Thora MushkiL Ho, JiS K peEchAY 5.5 MulkOon kI pOLice LagI Ho. Wo kOn hO sAktA hAI? "CHOTTA DON"…
PEHLAY HAAT MAY PUKR0,PER SEEDA KAR0,PER TH00K SAE GEELA KAR0,PHER ANDAR GUSA DU JITNA GUS SAKTA HAY,0 YAR KITNA MUSHKIL kAAM HAY SUYEE MAY TAR LAGANA,…
Aik admi apni biwi ko dafna kay ghar ja raha tha, k achanak bijli chamki, badal garjey zor say baarish shuru hui dukhi aadmi bola lagta hai phaunch gai. …
Now A Days !! The Cost Of Living Is Going Up And The Chance Of Living Is Going Down Isn’t It … ? =O…
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* * * * * * * * Dekhte Kya Ho, Macchar Hai, Maar Do Aur So Jao….
GF IS BEAUTY & WIFE IS DUTY, GF IS SPRINGROLL & WIFE IS DABBAGOL, GF IS CHUSKI & WIFE IS RISKY, GF IS TOOIFROOTY & WIFE IS KISMAT FUTY …
Santa was fucking a HEN, Hen – Puk Puk, Pakaaank Pakaaank Pakaaank, Santa – Ssshh….chup hoja , draame baazAndey se zyada mota thodi hai……….
Wo dekho! Ammi. Abbu. Bhaiya. Baji. Jaldi AaO. Amazing…! Us Gher Mein Light Hai ;->/…
apki bekudi me jo justju hoti he, wo mere qasdan ki guftgu he. Mere jamal se apka khumar chala jaega Aur ye sms apko kabhi b samaj nahi ayega
Raat ho gai hai so jao "FARAZ" GOOD night FARAZ GOOD night FARAZ. …
Kon kehta hai Sitary baray hote hain “Faraz” . . . . . Hum ne tu parha tha…. Twinkle twinkle little stars….?!?;-) …
Said By True Lover “I Dont Hate You But I Cant Love You” Means…. …. . . . . “Tu Itni Khoubsurat Nahi Kay Tum Say Shadi Kar Loon. Per Tu Itni Burie Bhi Nahi K Time Pass Na Kar Sakoon” 😀 …
Shayer farmate hain ! “Dil Oska Phir Dukha Dia Hmne Os Ko Ek Baar Phir ULLU Bana Dia Hmne Naam Bata K Osko KiSH MiSH Ka, Naak Ka Chooha Khila Dia Hmne..:-P…
Student : “Yaar! Dhokha Ho Gaya” Dost:”Kya Hua?” Student: “Maine Ghar Se Books Ke Liye Paise Mangwaye The, Unhone Books Hi Bhej Di..!!!…
Unki gali k chakkar kaat kaat kar Kuttay bhi hamray yaar ho gaye, Woh to hamaray ho na sakay per hum Kutton k Sardar ho gaye…=P;->…
BHIKARI: “Khanay ko kuch mil skta hay?” ASIM: “Kal ka salan khao gay?” BHIKARI: “G koi harj nahin” ASIM: Acha to phir kal aa jana, ‘aaj to kuch nahin hayo jaye ga,…
M?BILE & MObil OiL Me Kya SamE Hai? . ? ‘ ? . ? ‘ ? . ? ‘ ? . ? Dono Ka Kharcha InsaAN Ki Kamar Tor Deta Hai….
Agar ap ko suicide attacks,loadsheding,mehngayi,ghurbat,operations aur sb issues se pak Pakistan dekhna hai to, . . . . . . . . . . . To P.t.v dekh liya karen.. …
Arz kiya hai.. Samunder main Water Water mein Fish.. Wah wah Samunder main Water Water main Fish Aap ko SALAAM aur aapki GirlFriend ko KISS abhi bol na wah wah …
~ SCHOOL LIFE ~ Most Irritating Moment – Morning Alarm… Most Difficult Task – To Find Socks… Most Dreadful Journey – Way To Class… Most Lovely Time – Meeting Friends… Most Tragic Moment – Surprise Test In 1st Period… Most Wonderful News – Teacher Is Absent… =P 😉 …
who said nothing is impossible? ……i have life experience. i have been doing it for years….
Youn to hai Hum mein "DEEN DAARI" Magr jahan dekhi "NAARI" Vahan "AANKH MAARI" Phas gai to "HAMARI" Wrna phir se DEEN DAARI ….
SunA thA DiL sAMndAr se bHi gehrA hotA hY “JAn|x” HAirAn hon sAMAyA nAhi iS Me tAirAy sIWA kOi… ;-> …
Na Woh Inqar karti Hy.. Na Woh Iqrar karti Hy.. kambakht Mairy He
Jane kia act kerte ho, direct dil pe effect kerte ho, hum zalim tum pe marte hain, aur tum dosron ko select kerte ho…
aSi kYa chEeZ He jISe HATH Me LETe HI mOu mE PaNI A jAta He? ? ? < > < > < > < > i lIkE THe wAy u thInK BuT it’S PicKLE(AchaAR)…
” GiRlS hAvE aN uNfAiR aDvAnTaGe OvEr MaN … If ThEy CaN’t GeT wHAt ThEy WaNt By BeInG sMaRt, ThEy CaN gEt It By BeInG dUmB … ”…
Bap betay se! Panch or panch kitna hota hai? Beta! Das Bap ne khushi se 10 rupay inam dia. Beta masomiyat sa! Mujhay inam ka pata hota to main 100 btata…
Mama : mene faqir ko dene k liye tume 5 rupee diye thy, wo tum ne faqir ko de diye thy? beta : ammi mene na 5 rupee ki toffy le li thi aur dokandar se k diya tha k tume chahiye k ye paise khirat kar do. …
Jb akela pan mehsus ho Jab har janib khamoshi ho Jab tanhai ka ehsas barh jae Jb tangen thak jae To Samj lena apko TOILET me bethe kafi der ho gayi hy ;->…
Ikhtiyarre tabbasum ki lau ko tarranume numayish se aghaa dena? Ikhtiyarre tabbasum ki lau ko tarranume numayish se aghaa dena? Jo iska matlab samajh aaye to please mujhe bhi bata dena?.. …
Journalist: Aap Ka Favrt. Phool Kon Sa Hai? Meera: O So Nice Question… Phoolon Me Mujhe Flower Bohat Pasand Hain. :-] …
Afsos . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ye sms khali he:-) …
Bakre Ne Bakri Ko Seeng Mara Bakre Ne Bakri Ko Seeng Mara Fir Kya? Fir Kya? Are Fir Kya? Bakri Ne B Bakre Ko Mara….
Aj kal larkion k kapray yahan se less wahan se less kabhi sleeveless to kabhi backless or koi larka ghoor k dekhe to ‘oh how mannerless’! …
Jab Tota Hua Dirty, To Tote Se Boli Maina, Don’t Worry….. Surf Excel Hai Na! …
KG vs UNI* *k.G=pencil,rubber,sharpener, scale.. *UNI:Ek ballpoint wo b frnds se cheena hua:-) *k.G: class me enter h0ny se phly Ma’am may i come.. *UNI:bina btae he mobile kan se lga k cls se baahir:-P *k.g: bag me hr sbjct ki buk & copy.. *UNI: yar aik paper to phar k dae 😀 *K.G: clas […]
1 SHAKS Ne Apni Bhabi Ko Jan Se Mar Dia. Logo Ne Pucha K Q Mara ? Wo Bola: Yra Me Jissy B Puchta K Fon Pe Kis Se Baat Kr Rha Hy,Khta. Tmhare Bhabhi Se.. ;-> …
Blackmailing In New Style= Employee To Boss: Agar Aap Ne Meri Salary Nahi Barhai, To Saarey Office Ko Bata Doon Ga K “Aapne Meri Salary Barha Di Hay …
Tu ne barso ki dosti 15 mint me bhula di “faraz” Lgt
kal maine tumhe bhikari k roop me dekha to ja <*some text missing*> ! ! Itne Hayraan Q ho? kya Soch rahe thay k msg pura nahi aaya! Ye mera kamal hai:-]…
" Main TumhAin fIre maAR DoON Ga" . . . . . . . . . . Agr Koi Tumhain Aisay kAhAy tO F.I.R krWa dEna…
Dekh Ke Roop Tera Suhana Yaad Agaya Dadi Amma Ka Khil Khilana Itni Ho Gayi Ho Tum Purani Ab To Bas Kardo… Ladko Ko Patana……
All Mothers Think That Their Child Is Beautiful…, But, Only My Mom Is RIGHT ! …
Shadi Hemesha Apni Girl Friends Se Karni Chayye.. . . . Kyun..?? . . . Arrange Marrige Me Hamesha Kisi Or Ki G.Friends Se Shadi Karni Parti Hy.. ;-> …
Us Bewafa Ki Yaad Main Jam Hathon Main Utha Liya. . . . . . . . . . . Phir Uthai Bread Lagaya Jam Or fatafat Kha lia. :-)…
The baby mosquito came back from its first flight,his father asked him “how do you feel your flight?he replied”it was wonderful,every1 was clapping 4 me. 🙂 …
Larki Waley : Aap Ka Beta Kia Kerta Hy ??? Larke Ki Maa Mera Beta 3 Rs Mein 500 Sms Kerta Hy … ;-> …
Zindgi mein meri B imtiyaaz aa jati Khush khabri ki thori si awaz aa jati Aaj mere B doh char bache hote Agar woh mujhe Bhai kehne se baaz aa jati….
Q: Do u know insan k under k janwar ka kia nam hy? A: NAAK KA CHUHA :-D…
Techr: tm class me ghada kyn le aaye? Studnt: sir, ap ne hi to bola tha k ap ghade ko b insan bana dete ho so mai isi lye is k le aaya hun. :-D…
If A Boy Gives A Luv Letter 2 A Girl People Call Him “Loffer” But If A Girl Gives A Letter 2 A Boy They Call It “Offer” Feel The Difference. …