Molvi sahab (bache se) “parho beta h se halwa han shabash halaq se nikaloâ€. Bache ki maan ne andar se ghabra ke kahaâ€molvi sahab! Aap bache ke halaq se halwa na nikalwayen main or bana deti hun
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