Main nay 2 Faislay Kiye Hain,
Pehla:Aaj say Kisi Ajnabi Larki ko Lift nahi Karaonga
OR
Dosra:Aaj say Kisi Larki ko Ajnabi nahi Samjhon ga:D:D;)
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- Ghamo main bhi muskuraana chahthi hoon main
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- Quismat main tha likha abki bahar main
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- Main apni rooh tere jism main he
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- Main to younhi pani main pathar phenk
Main to younhi pani main pathar phenk raha tha Fraz Itny main aik machli nikal......
- Heerranjhy se main tumhry ishq main barbad
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- Main apny dosti ko shahar main ruswa
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- Mujhy duaon main yaad rakhna main
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- Tanhai hai pyar main barbadi main ansu
Tanhai hai pyar main barbadi hai pyar main, Ansu hai pyar main Bebasi hai pyar......
- Is ki baaton main uski yaadon main
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- Dubne gaya main dub main na duba
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- Na pagal hun main tanha main ashiq
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- Main ne ehasas k dhagy main proya
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- Main nai hon apne wajood main mujhe
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- Main sadgi k lehje main ik baat
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- Main is bebasi ki duniya main kaise
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- Main jis k ishq main ghar baar
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