Girl:
Paroos wali Buddhi aunty mujhe bohat tang karti theen.
Jab kisi ki Shadi hoti wo mere gaal kheench
k kehti ‘AB TUMHARI BAARI HAI’
Phir unhone aisa karna band kar diya pata hai Q.??
.
Jab koi Mar jata to me un k Gaal kheench k kehti.
‘AB AAP KI BARI HAI..:-)
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Hichkiyaan Dhadkano Se Tez Hone Wali Hai, Jarur Koi Baat Hone Wali Hai, Ya To......
- Main to phoolo wali razaee ley kar
Main to phoolo wali razaee Ley kar Soo rahi thi faraaZ..! . . . Kambhakt......
- Jab shaam udasi wali ho zabat
Jab shaam udasi wali ho Jab zabat ka bandhan tuta jaye Jab aas ka daman......
- Katthai aankhon wali ik larki aik hi
katthai aankhoN wali ik larki aik hi bat par bigarti hai tum mujhe kiyoN nahiN......
- Agar hai dil mein qadoorat wali ibn
Agar Hai Dil Mein Qadoorat Wali Ibn e Wali (A.S) Ki Tu Kanta Hai Gulshan......
- Duniya mein aaj haq ka wali aaya
Duniya Mein Aaj Haq Ka Wali Aaya Hai Nabi (S.A.W.W) K Ghar Chhota Ali (A.S)......
- Ho gai jism ki poshak badlney wali
Ho gai jism ki poshak badlney wali par nahi roah ki khurak badlnay wali apnay......
- Internet use karni wali girlz k
internet use karni wali girlz k liya ek problem ka hal ager koi aako tang......
- pagal aankhon wali larki
*. . . . .Pagal Aankhon Wali Larki. . . . .* Pagal Aankhon Wali......
- 1 wali allah se iblees ne kaha
1 Wali Allah se iblees ne kaha Tuje ALLAH pe boht yakeen hai tu onchay......
- Sha wali allah farmate hein k jub
Sha wali Allah farmate hein k jub ruku krne ka irada kre to rafa ydin......
- Allah k wali se kisi ne poochha
Allah K Wali Se kisi Ne Poochha k, Kaise Pata Chale k Insan Par Aane......
- Ghamefurqat ka shikwa krne wali
Gham_e_Furqat ka shikwa krne wali.. * Meri Mojoodgi me so rhi hai…!...
- Sheikh shadi wali rat apni bv se
Sheikh shadi wali rat apni bv se: apna haath dejiay BV n sharma k hath......
- Ak pathan galti say mayat wali bus
Ak pathan galti say mayat wali bus may char gaya Logon nay pathan ko bohat......
- Anay wali eid ul zaha mubarik ho
Anay wali eid ul ZAHA mubarik ho… ALLAH kare ye apki akhri Eid ho. .......
- Dil tor kar jaane wali zara itna
Dil Tor Kar Jaane Wali Zara Itna To Bata Deti . . . Ye Saza......