Father: beta is bar exam main tumhain 90% number lane hain
Beta: nahi abbu main tu 100% laon ga
Baap: kiyon mazaq ker rahai ho??
Beta: shuru kis nai kya tha??
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- Aj ap ke knowladge ka exam hai
Aj ap ke knowladge ka exam hai. Agar aap ne in panch swalon ke jawab......
- Yah00o l exam
YaH00o! ,___(‘;’)___, )) / L Exam ki sari tyari ho gai Pen Markr Scale Pencil......
- If u fail in exam dad says
If u fail in exam: Dad says 3 words ullu da patha Mom says 3......
- 1st manyaar mera beta buhat acha haina
1st Man:YaAr Mera Beta Buhat Acha Hai.Na Cigerete Peta Hai,Na pAn Khata Hai,Na Bahir Awara......
- Beta wahi jo burhhaape mein aaraam deta
Beta Wahi, Jo Burhhaape Mein Aaraam Deta Hai Are, Rojgaar To Burhhaape Mein Talaaq Deta......
- Ajnabi beta thora pani milega bchalassi
AJNABI: beta thora pani milega? Bcha:lassi ho jae to? AJNABI: bhot hi acha hy AJNABI......
- Beta america se mery liye jawan hone
beta america se mery liye jawan hone ki dawai bhajna. Betey ne america se capsol......
- Hakeem beta hamesha apne se bari aurat
Hakeem: Beta hamesha apne se bari Aurat ko Maa, choti ko beti aur Hm umar......
- Teacher beta batao chand roshan kyun hy
Teacher: beta batao chand roshan kyun hy ? . . . . . . .......
- Teacher beta billi ki awaz nikalo bacha
Teacher: Beta Billi Ki Awaz Nikalo Bacha: Meow!Meow! Teacher: Good, Ab kutte ki Awaz Nikalo......
- Teacher abhi parh lo beta warna rzlt
Teacher: Abhi Parh Lo Beta! Warna Rzlt Aane K Baad Tum Rooge. . . .......