1 Cheeta CHARAS Bna Rha tha,
Achank 1 Choha Bhagta aya or Bola,
Q zndgi Brbad krty ho?
Dekho ktna Khbsurat Jungle hy,
Ao mry 7 Jungle ki Sair kro,
Cheeta us k 7 ho gaya,
Agy 1 Hathi SHARAB Pee Rha tha,
Choha phr bola:Q zndgi brbad krte ho?
Hathi B un k sath ho gaya,
Agy 1 Sher Heroin pe raha ta
Choha phr Bola to Sher ne khench k thapr mara,
Chety or Hathi ne waja pochi to sher bola
‘kal b kamina BHUNG pi k mujy 3 gante gumata raha.
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