Aunty:
‘arey beta tm ktne baray ho gye ho’
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bacha:
‘Haan aunty g, or koi option hi nhi tha.:-D
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Beta Wahi, Jo Burhhaape Mein Aaraam Deta Hai Are, Rojgaar To Burhhaape Mein Talaaq Deta......
- Ajnabi beta thora pani milega bchalassi
AJNABI: beta thora pani milega? Bcha:lassi ho jae to? AJNABI: bhot hi acha hy AJNABI......
- Beta america se mery liye jawan hone
beta america se mery liye jawan hone ki dawai bhajna. Betey ne america se capsol......
- Hakeem beta hamesha apne se bari aurat
Hakeem: Beta hamesha apne se bari Aurat ko Maa, choti ko beti aur Hm umar......
- Teacher beta batao chand roshan kyun hy
Teacher: beta batao chand roshan kyun hy ? . . . . . . .......
- Teacher beta billi ki awaz nikalo bacha
Teacher: Beta Billi Ki Awaz Nikalo Bacha: Meow!Meow! Teacher: Good, Ab kutte ki Awaz Nikalo......
- Father beta iss baar exam mein tumhein
Father: beta, iss baar exam mein tumhein 90% number lene hain. Son: nahe abu! Iss......
- Teacher abhi parh lo beta warna rzlt
Teacher: Abhi Parh Lo Beta! Warna Rzlt Aane K Baad Tum Rooge. . . .......
- Mahman beta apko school jana kesa lagta
Mahman! Beta apko school jana kesa lagta hy? Bacha! Muje schol jana boht acha lagta......
- Beta papa condom kia hota hay papa
Beta: papa condom kia hota hay? Papa: chal bhag bhosri k muje nai pata, Beta:......
- Aik dulha shaadi ki pehli raat apni
Aik DULHA SHAADI KI PEHLI RAAT Apni Biwi ka Ghonghat utha k Bare Pyar se......
- Ap k lye america se rishta aya
Ap k lye America se Rishta Aya haybohut achy log hainBaap Hardware may hay.Maa Software......
- Dostmeri biwi boht achi hai mujhe pani
DOST:meri biwi boht achi hai? mujhe pani garam kar k deti haiDOSRA DOST:nahanay k liya”pehla......
- Boy mujh se shadi karo gigirl kiaboy
Boy: ‘mujh se shadi karo gi’girl: ‘kia?’boy: ‘acchi movie hai na!’girl: ‘kuttay k bachay’boy: ‘wt??’......
- A pretty girl shows hr hands 2a
A pretty girl shows hr hands 2a clerk in a hotel He kises hr fngrs......
- Hamesha ache aur tameez k sms kia
Hamesha ache aur tameez k Sms kia karo, Ta k jab tum mar jao to......
- Uncle aik bachay se kehte hain
Uncle aik bachay se kehte hain : beta aik acha sa jhoot bolo agar mujhe......
- Ek pathan k dil ki khuahish
Ek Pathan k Dil ki khuahish: Ary koi hai . . Koi hai Allah ka......
- In exam hall a girl askd boy
In exam hall a girl askd a boy: ‘Mujhe bs is answer ki starting bta......
- Jesi krni wesi bharni us ne
:(JESI KRNI WESI BHARNI) Us ne mere mobile se meri gf ka nmbr nikal lya......
- Larky wale hum ko larki pasand hai
Larky wale: Hum ko larKi pasand hai shadi Kab Krni hai LarKi wale: Abi to......
- Ramzan mai sab shetan band kar dey
Ramzan mai sab shetan band kar dey jatey heen.Bas ak shetan band nahi hota .us......
- Someone misses u needs worries about u
SomeOne.. MiSSES U.. NeeDS U.. Worries About U Lonely Without U Guess Who? THE MONKEY......
- U will be a rose for all
U will be a ROSE for all TREES U will be a SMILE for all......
- Shekhkela kitny ka he dukandar5 rupe
Shekh:kela kitny ka he? Dukandar:5 rupe ka Shekh:2 rupy ka deta he? Dukandar:2 me to......
- People think smoking is hard to quit
‘People think smoking is hard to quit !! Oh God, clearly . . …. .......
- Izzat bachane ka naya tareeqa
Izzat Bachane Ka Naya Tareeqa .. Ek Larka Apne Dost K Sath Khara Tha K......
- Girl i want to end our relationship
GIRL: I want to end our relationship. I’m going 2 return u everything u gave......
- Molvi saab was online on facebook
Molvi Saab was online on Facebook. A man in chat: Molvi saab, Kal mere betay......
- Dada subha sawere utha kro iske boht
Dada: subha sawere utha kro, iske boht faide hain.dekho jo chiryan subha sawere uth’ti hain......