Angrez zamano ki kahania.!
Once there waz a mouse
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He goes slowly to his home.
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He continue his journey slowly
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There waz brigde in way of mouse
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He slowly crosed the brigde
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He waz nearly to his home
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At last he reached the home after long time
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Moral:
slowly and steady wins the race
(¯`v´¯)
`*.¸.*´ LoVeR
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