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Shared by : Saquib On : February 10, 2019

Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya

Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya

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  95. Friend instead of hospital why did you

    96. Friend: Instead of Hospital, Why Did You Take Your wife to COMEDY MOVIE During Pregnancy. Sardar: ALL the Child Were crying When They Born, This Time I Want My Child to Laugh So I Take My Wife TO CINEMA. 🙂 (¯`v´¯) `*.¸.*´ LoVeR ¸.•´¸.•*¨) ¸.•*¨) (¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`• pRiNcE”

  96. Urdu bhi kesi ajeeb zuban hai

    97. Urdu bhi kesi ajeeb zuban hai..!! Agar Ghari kharab ho to kehte hain k ‘BAND’ hai! Aur agar Larki kharab ho to kehte hain k ‘CHALOO’ hai!

  97. Yar plz try 2 undrstand n dnt

    98. yar! plz Try 2 undrstand n dnt disturb me more.Leave me alone.Last night I didnt sleep,thinkng of u.So dnt play wid my life. sardar said 2 mosquito.. (¯`v´¯) `*.¸.*´ LoVeR ¸.•´¸.•*¨) ¸.•*¨) (¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`• pRiNcE”

  98. Nurse sardarji mubarak ho aap papa ban

    99. Nurse: Sardarji Mubarak Ho Aap Papa Ban Gaye!! Sardar: Meri Wife Ko Mat Bolna Main Usse Surprise Dunga!!

  99. Father tumhe kaisi biwi chahiye son mujhe

    100. Father: Tumhe kaisi biwi chahiye? Son: Mujhe chand jai si biwi chahiye, Jo raat ko aaye aur subha chali jaye

  100. Wife i will die husband also why

    101. Wife- i will die. Husband- i will also die. Wife- Why do you want 2 die? hosband- bcoz ma itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta:!

  101. Teacher four beautiful girls are walking on

    102. Teacher: Four beautiful girls are walking on the road. Change it into exclamatory sentence. Student: WOW !

  102. bachay hain zid kr rahe

    103. (‘.’) (‘.’) Bachay hain zid kr rahe thy k Monkey dekhna he! Mene AP ka Adres dia hi wo agr aen to 2,3 JUMP mar dena Bache hen, Khush ho Jaingey. (¯`v´¯) `*.¸.*´ LoVeR ¸.•´¸.•*¨) ¸.•*¨) (¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`• pRiNcE”

  103. Agar punjab ki larkiyan papitay bechten to

    104. Agar :punjab’ ki larkiyan papitay bechten to larkon ko buhat faida hota, Kun k larkiyon ko yeh awaz lagani parti . . . . . . . PAPPI TE LE LO PAPPI TE LE LO. )O.

  104. You are a ghonchu g reat h ot

    105. You are a GHONCHU.. G-reat H-ot O-ne in million N-aughty C-ute H-umble U-nique Zyada khush mat ho, hai to tu ghonchu hi…

  105. Samandar mein gehrai ki tarah piyar

    106. Samandar mein “Gehrai” ki tarah Piyar men “Judai” ki tarah Khuda kare Aap ki Gril friend Aap ko rakhe Bilkul apne chote bhai ki tarah Bolo Aaaameen. (¯`v´¯) `*.¸.*´ LoVeR ¸.•´¸.•*¨) ¸.•*¨) (¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`• pRiNcE”

  106. New student university k guard seye kaisi

    107. New Student University k guard se:Ye kaisi university hai?Guard:boht zabardastStudent:wo kasy?Guard:main ne yahin se MBA kia aur foran job bhi mil gai;-)

  107. 1 dehati ne fivestar hotel chaye

    108. 1 Dehati ne five_star hotel chaye ka orde r dia, Waiter ne 1 choty se cup me chaye di, Dehati 1 sans me chaye pi k bola ‘babu mittha theek hai hun chah liya’

  108. Mental hospital kay opertion thetor m

    109. Mental Hospital kay Opertion thetor m Opertion tyar Saman majod Doctor majod Narsen majod Magar pagal Sms perny m majod…..

  109. Lo g mera ik shair araz hai

    110. Lo G mera ik Shair araz hai, Idhar B ‘sitam’ ho gya hai Udhar B ‘sitam’ ho gya hai . . . . . . . . Msg Delete kar do Shair khtam ho gya hai…

  110. Do u know the fullform of college

    111. Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE- C-Come,O-On,L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each,G-Girl,E-Equally……Thats why boys go to college regularly….

  111. Tcher how old is ur father sunny

    112. Tcher: How Old is ur father. Sunny: As old as I m. Tcher: How is it possible? Sunny: He bcom father only after I was born.

  112. Aik sradar k haan lerki paida hoi

    113. aik sradar k haan lerki paida hoi to us ki biwi nay kaha k jab yeh bari ho to lerkay is ko tang kerein gay sardar: mein nay is ka hal dhoond lia hai hum iska name baji rekh dein gay!

  113. Maalik 2 nokar is mehngai k

    114. MaaLik 2 Nokar : Is mehngai k dor may Parathay pay is Qadar Ghee??Kya hogya hai tumhay? Noker:Maaf kijiye ga, GhaLti say mera Paratha ap k pas a gya hai

  114. What will you call a person jis

    115. What Will You Call A Person Jis k Birth Certificate Se Date Of Birth Ghayab Ho Gai ho?? any guess? nahi pata? simple ! UMAR GUL!

  115. Khan ne 1 bacha aghwa kia or

    116. ‘Khan Ne 1 bacha Aghwa kia Or rakam k lye stiker Pe likh k bache pe chipkadya ’10 lakh kal subah pul k neche pohchado’ or bache ko ghar wapas bhej dya Dosre din Wo pul K Neche gya To Use Pese Milgaye Or sth Stiker Pe likha tha Khuda qasam pese ka ghum nhi,ghum […]

  116. Newtons 5th lawjb ap maseet me nmaz

    117. Newton’s 5th Law;Jb ap Maseet me nmaz prne jate henIf U put ur jutti in front of U,twadi nmaz ni hoy gi.If U put ur jutti behind of U,twadi jutti nhi hoy gi

  117. Faqeer to sardaraap k parrosi ne mujhey

    118. Faqeer to Sardar:Aap k parrosi ne mujhey pait bhar kr khana khilaya hai,aap bhi kuch de dein.. Sardar: Ye lo ‘HAJMOLA…’:-)

  118. Wife or husbnd ghumne gaye raste me

    119. Wife or HusbNd GhumNe gaye Raste me GADHA ghas kha rha tha.Wife BOLI-Woh dekho tumara rishtedaar ghas kha raha ha usko salam karoHusbNd bola: salam Susar g;-)

  119. 1 pagal hath me cigrette chupa

    120. 1 pagal (hath me cigrette chupa kr) batao mery hath me kya hai? 2sra pagal: rail gari, 1st: tumhain kisay pata chala? 2nd: mene dhuwan nikalty dekha :))

  120. Cheel uri kawwa ura maina uri

    121. cheel uri………….. Kawwa ura…………… Maina uri…………. Chirya uri…………. Gadha ura…………!!!! Ooooops.. sorry jaldi main ap ko bi ura diya

  121. Khan lrki phsani ati hasardar nhikhan bara

    122. Khan: Lrki phsani ati ha? Sardar: Nhi! Khan: bara asan ha, ik kagz ly, os ka jahaz bna, clas ma ura dy, techr pochy tu Lrki ka nam lga dy. . . Phs gai Larki@

  122. Teacherbijli kahan se aati hykidmere mamo k

    123. Teacher:Bijli kahan se aati hy? Kid:Mere Mamo k Ghar se! Teacher: kaise? Kid:Jab Bijli jati hy tou Mere Papa kehte hain‘Saalon ne Phir Bijli band kar di@

  123. Boy agar me mar gaya to kiya

    124. Boy: agar me mar gaya to kiya tm dosri shadi kerogi?Girl: nai me apni BEHAN k 7 reh longiGirl: agar me mar gayi to?Boy: Me b tumari BEHAN ke sath rah longa.@

  124. Pata hy gabbar ne thakur k haath

    125. Pata hy GABBAR ne thakur k haath Q kaate thay.?? ? ? Q ? socho? kyun k THAKUR GABAR ko SMS nahi karta tha, Ab aap ka kiya hoga

  125. Gogayar sadi miss kehndi ay k majj

    126. Gogayar sadi MISS kehndi ay k majj da dood pean nal démag tez honda ay pappu GApp mardi ayje ae gal hondi tey apna: KATTAEngineèr na honda. ?…:):):)

  126. Pyasa crow once din he was

    127. ‘PYASA CROW’ Once din he was pyasa. He finding paani. But paani was kidro na labba. He guzra from jungel. He vekhiya one gharra. Magar paani was thora.He sochya ek plan. He pick some wattey and sutey into the ghara. Pani was uper come. He drank dhedh bhr k. ‘Moral: pujabi english se better hai’

  127. Ko ko bas karo ab

    128. Ko ko Ko Ko Ko Ko Ko ko ko Ko Ko Ko Ko Ko Ko . . . Bas Karo Ab ‘ANDA’ de bi do.

  128. Kuch admi dozak mein bohat garmi

    129. Kuch Admi Dozak Mein Bohat Garmi Mein Bary Aram Se Soye Pare Thy, Ek Farishte Ne Dusre Se Pucha Yar Ye Itny Aram Se Dozak Mein Soye Huye Hen To Dusre Ne Kaha, Ye Sab Pakistan Se Ayen Hen Garmi Aur Loadshading K Adi Hy.

  129. Bachy 1 lrki ko ghaseet k schol

    130. Bachy 1 Lrki Ko Ghaseet K schol Ly Ja Rhy Thy 1 Bzurg Bole: Isko Chor Do Ye Khud Schol Jaegi Bachy:Baba G Ye Hmari Miss Ha Roz Schol Sy Date pr Bhag Jati Ha.

  130. Punjab k larko ki zindagi k 2

    131. Punjab k Larko Ki Zindagi K 2 Usool Hain 1st Wo Kisi Ajnabi Larki Ko Lift Nhi Karwaty Or 2nd:Wo Kisi Larki Ko Ajnabi Samjhty hi Nah

  131. Toyota company ne new car lanch ki

    132. Toyota Company ne New car lanch ki hi jiska Name hai LORA. Ameer ghrano ki larkia preshan hai Q k Kehna Parta Hai Driver LORA Nikalo.

  132. 1 khusra vote mangte hue hamen do

    133. 1 Khusra Vote Mangte Hue “Hamen Vote Do, Mai Yakeen Dilata Hn Agar Mein Kamyab Hogya To Phr Kisi K Haan Bhi Kaka Paida Hoa To “Govt.” Us K Ghar Muft Nachay Gi.

  133. Doctor to injured patient jab car aik

    134. Doctor to Injured Patient: Jab Car Aik aurat chala rahi thi to tumko road se door chalna chahiye tha! Patient: Konsi Road?? Main to Khet Me Lota Leke Betha Tha 😀 😀

  134. Ak student ne mba ka form fill

    135. ak student ne MBA ka form fill krty ho peon sy pocha Jnab yeh university kesi hy? peon bola: boht achi hy main ny b idr sy he MBA kia tha.

  135. Pagle dentist se kya dard k baghair

    136. PAGLE DENTIST SE. Kya Dard K Baghair Daant Nikaal Lete Ho ? Dr. Nahi. PAGAL. Main Nikal Leta Hn Dr. Wo Kaisy ? PAGAL. Hehehehehehe hehehe

  136. Girl janu g tusi mere wasty aasman

    137. GIRL. Janu G Tusi Mere Wasty Aasman Tun Chan Torr K Leya Sakde O ? SARDAR. Aaho, Main Chan Lain Jawan Te Tu Pichon Aik Nawan Chan Charaya Howe.

  137. Bacha mama mujhe bhai chaiye mama

    138. Bacha: Mama Mujhe Bhai Chaiye Mama: Beta Aap K Papa U.S.A Gae Hue Hain Wo Aa Jaen Phr Sochen Ge Bacha: Mama Aap Driver Se Baat Karo Papa Ko Surprise Denge. .*

  138. Mobile kiya hai answer dhoond rahe

    139. Mobile kiya hai? ? ? ? ? ? ? Answer dhoond rahe ho kiya? Ye hath me kiya kharboza Pakra hua hai? Kaise kaise Namoony Mere freinds hain. toba

  139. 6 birds were sitting on a tree

    140. 6 birds were sitting on a tree… a hunter saw that and shot over tree… . 5 birds flew away . . . but 1 bird was siting . . why? . . . . . . . bas nakhre…

  140. 1 dafa hathi beemar ho kr hospital

    141. 1 dafa 1 hathi beemar ho kr hospital mein dakhil ho gya. 2sry hathi us ko dekhnay k liye janay lgay to 1 chiyonti b sath chal parri 1 hathi ney us sy poocha k tumhara wahan kia kaam hai? To chiyonti boli ? . ? . ? . ? . ? . ? . […]

  141. Dil ko sbsy zaida dard kb hota

    142. Dil ko sbsy zaida dard kb hota hy? Fail hony pr? nae Pyar main dhoka milny pr? nae Chot lgny pr? nae.. Dil ko sb sy zaida dard hota hy jb mobile chargng pe lga k jao aur 2 ghanty bad a kr dkho to switch hila hua ho

  142. A boy went to buy talking parrot

    143. A boy went to buy talking parrot Boy: main kasa lagta hon? Parot: begairat lagtay ho. Boy.parrot badtameez hai shopkeeper ne parrot ko pani me dobaya or pocha.. Phir gali dega? Parot: n0 Boy: agr mere sath ghr me larki aye to tum kya socho ge? Parot: biwi hogi Boy: agr do ayen? Parot: biwi […]

  143. My msg 2 da wrld if

    144. My Msg 2 da wrld! If u like me, raise your hands .. if not, then raise your standards!!

  144. A beautiful girl goes to professor cabin

    145. A Beautiful Girl Goes To Professor Cabin And Say That I Will Do Anything To Pass In The Exams And Professor Says NOW OPEN YOUR . . . . . . Books And Study

  145. Us ne moholley k 100 larko ko

    146. Us ne moholley k 100 larko ko phansa rakha hai, Faraz. Aur hamain kehti hai, Munni badnaam hui, Darling tere liye (‘,’)/ ) ( _/ _ Toba toba jhoti.

  146. Kid aunty mummy ne chini mangi

    147. Kid : Aunty mummy ne chini mangi hai. Aunty : Chini dete hue, ? Acha aur kya kaha mummy ne ? ? Kid : Ager woh kimini na de to Pinky Aunty se le aana.

  147. aik aalu ne bhindi k number

    148. *’* Aik Aalu Ne Bhindi K Number Pe Love U Ka Mesg Bheja, Bhindi Ne Usy Phone Kr K Bura Bhala Kaha Aur Boli, Shut Up, Tm Itne Moty Aur Men Silim And Smart, Aalu Ko Buht Dukh Hwa Aur Us Ne Phr Itni Sabziyan Phansain K Aaj Ap Dekh Skty Hen Aalu Gobhi Aalu […]

  148. me ghoomta raha tere shehr darbadar

    149. *’* Me Ghoomta Raha Tere Shehr Me Darbadar, GHALIB, Na Kisi Ne Chaae Puchi Te Na Kisi Ne Lassi? Ae Gal Changi Nai GHALIB.

  149. mother beti rishta pasand aya

    150. *. .Mother: beti rishta pasand aya Beti: ji haan lakin larka mota ha, Mother: beti T.V 14′ inch ka ho ya 40′ inch ka remote us ka 6′ inch ka hi hota ha. .*

  150. Train me baraat wapis a rhi thi

    151. Train me baraat wapis a rhi thi. rat ho gai Dulhan: aj hmari suhag raat h ap kuch krte Q nhi Dulha: wo dekho samne likha h CHALTI TRAIN ME Uper charna mana he.

  151. Ek pathan ko kisi nay kaha ke

    152. ek pathan ko kisi nay kaha ke aftari k waqt jo b Dua karo kabol hojate hay… phlay rozay k aftari mai, Pathan: ya Allah sobha Eid ho jay…

  152. Girl in a party to man excuse

    153. Girl in a party to a man: Excuse me sir kia aap mere FACE se 1 cheez hata sakte hain? Man (KHUSH hoe huye): HAAN haan Zaroor bolo kia? Girl: Manhoos aadmi apni nazrien.

  153. Dil dola re dil arrey chakkar aa

    154. Dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re Arrey chakkar aa gaya.

  154. Ek pthan mayoosi k sath doosre se

    155. Ek Pthan (Mayoosi k Sath) Doosre Pthan se : Sab Log Hamain Pagal Kyon Kehte Hain? Doosra Pathan: Tu Dafa Kar Yaar! Yeh Le Lemo Ki Lassi P

  155. Devdas of 2010 man ne kaha

    156. DEVDAS OF 2010 MAN NE KAHA FACE BOOK CHOR DO ABBA NE KAHA NIGHT PAKEG CHOR DO DOSTON NE KAHA MOBILE SY BALANCE CHORANA CHOR DO EK DIN AISA AAE GA K GIRL FRIEND K BACHE BOLEN G MAMON AB TO AMMI KA PECHA CHOR DO

  156. Ek admi black kapry pehen kr kahen

    157. Ek ADMI BLACK KAPRY PEHEN KR KAHEN JA RAHA THA TO EK KAWA OOPER SY GUZRA OR OS K KAPROON PR BETH KR DI TO WO GOSSY SY BOLA ABEY OEY CHADY PEHEN KR NAHI KR SKTA THA? TO KAWA BOLA;KIYA TUM CHADI PEHEN K KARTY HO???

  157. Aath anay ka internet card chal meri

    158. Aath Anay Ka Internet Aath Anay Ka Card Chal Meri Company Chala Internet Card Net Ki Pehli Gali Pehli Gali May Hotmail Milii Hotmail Say Tawanai Na Milii Yahoo Bahan Ronay Lagi Rotay Rotay Poetry Perhi Portry Perhi To Bhok Lagi Bhok Lagi To Khana Nahi Hotmail Ka Nana Nahi Sachay Sachay Jaein Gay Hotmail […]

  158. Bank me job application form jama kerane

    159. Bank me Job application form jama kerane ki last date thi or bohat lambi line lagi thi aik larka jo ke sab se last me laga tha achanak se line se bahar nikla or kehne laga: joa tum jama kerao line me lagke me to raat ko EASYPAISA se jama kara donga 😀

  159. Law of conservation knowledge no matter

    160. LAW OF CONSERVATION OF KNOWLEDGE ‘No Matter How Long The Lecture …May Be, The Knowledge Before & After Lecture Remains Constant …’ =P xD B.B.A (Back Bencher’s Association)

  160. Police wala ek student ko pakr leta

    161. police wala ek student ko pakr leta hy STUDENT:sir me student hoo mujy chor do POLICE:tm bina licence k motar cycle chalte ho? STUDENT:ni POLICE:cafe jaty ho? STUDENT:ni POLICE:oye to phr tu kis baat ka student hai. pao aenu lamya:

  161. Child touching moms breast ya kya hai

    162. Child Touching Mom’s Breast: ya kya hai? Mom: Baloons hen. Child: khala ka Baloons Barre Q hein. Mom: tumne kab dekhey? Child: Jab abbu us me hawa bhar rhy thy.

  162. Aik pehlwaan k peechay kutta par gaya

    163. Aik Pehlwaan k peechay kutta par gaya, wo bhagtay bhagtay peechay murra aur bola… . … . … . ‘je tere piyo di hakoomat na hundi, tay main tenu dasda….¤¤

  163. Aik bacha apni maa se mama 10

    164. Aik bacha apni maa se: Mama 10 rupay dena baahir faqeer ko denay hain, Maa: Kidhar hai faqeer? Bacha: Baahir khara hai kulfiyaan bech raha hai.

  164. Aakhon me noor hai chehre pe

    165. ‘Aakhon me noor hai’ ‘Chehre pe surour hai’ ‘Koi larki mangey mera ‘Numbr’ to de dena’ Q k Meri shadi abhi bohat dooR hai (”.)/’ ) ) oye yad nal _/’_

  165. A girl in a book shop

    166. A girl in a book shop. Do you have book entitled ”Women- The Perfect Intelligence’? Sales man: ‘The comedy section is on the left side’.

  166. maan beta america s mery lye

    167. *’* MAAN. beta america s mery lye jawan hone ki dawai bhejna. Bete n america s capsul bhaje or kaha 1 se zyada nh khana . Jb beta america s waps aya to dekha ghr m 1 khubsurt larki ghum rhi h. Beta. Tum kon ho? Me teri maa hun, Beta. Abba kahan h? Maa. […]

  167. itni badtameez larki main ne zindagi

    168. *. .Itni badtameez larki Main ne zindagi me nahi dekhi Jo sab k samne Mere kaan me kehti hay. ‘Aap k Account ki Raqam is Call k liye na kaffi hay’;-)

  168. Crickt stadium me 1 lrki ne face

    169. Crickt stadium me 1 lrki ne face pr flag bnaya hua tha 1 saraiki pas aya or zor se kiss kr k bola: ommm..ahhh! Meda mittha Pakistan.

  169. Aaey dil tu tanhaiyon mein rehny ka

    170. ‘Aaey DiL Tu TANHAIYON Mein Rehny Ka AADi HoJa.’ . . Ye Tery Lanti Dost Tujhy Kisi Achi Bachi Ka Number Nahi Dein Gay.;

  170. Husband malang baba meri biwi bohot

    171. Husband: Malang baba, meri biwi bohot pareshan karti hai, Koi hal batao. Malang: Beta, hal hota to mein malang kiu banta..? k,k