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MAA : Beti kya kar rahi ho..? BETI : Parh rahi hu.. MAA : Excelent ! Kya parh rahi ho…? BETI : A£! ke sms. . .*
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Although Pakistan is A Corrupt Country . . But not a terrorist country . They can not even kill mosquitoes:-D
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Fakeerni: Babuji 1 Rupya de de 3 din se bhuki hu, Babuji: 3 din se bhuki hain to 1 Rupye ka kya karegi? Fakeerni: weight dekhungi kitna loose hua:-P
Pehli baar kisi chehry pr ja kr nazr tehri hai, Uski nazar sahil se bhi ziada gehri hy, Thak gaya apny piyar ka izhar krty krty, Tab ja kr pta chala k wo dono kaanO se behri hy:-) (‘ ,’) /0! ? O’ shit yar…
A girl was crying bitterly. Mom: what happened dear? Daughter: Mom do i lookk like a wicked witch? Mom: No! Daughter: Are my eyes big as toad? Mom: No! Daughter: Is my nose flat? Mom: No baby! Daughter: Am i fat like a bulldog? Mom: You have a fine physique, you are a barbie doll! […]
Birds love u, Giraffe love u, Goat love u, Elephant love u, Go to zoo, They all miss u.
4 cheeze jab khatm ho jati hy to boht tkleef hoti hy… 1– Mohabat 2– Rishta 3– Aietebar or (‘, ‘) ))_/ _ 4–ITWAR :-/
Bikhari to Lady: Khuda k naam pe baji mujhay 10 rupees dedo, wrna mjhe 1 aisa khofnaak kaam krna parega jis k khayal se hi meri rooh kaanp jati hai.. Aur mere rongtay khare hojate hain Lady khofzada ho k 10 rupees de deti hai aur dartay dartay puchti hai kaun sa kaam Baba.? Bikhari: […]
Kisi orat ko marney ka Aasan tareeq: usey ek keemti libas do, behtreen jewelary or cosmatics dekr esey room me lock karo jahan sheesha na ho, Tarap Tarap kr is hasrat mein mar jaye gi k mein lg kesi rahi hu.
Baap: 1 zamana hota tha jab main 10 Rupay me Rashan, Doodh, Nashta sab le k ata tha, Beta: Ab ye Harkaten nahi Chalengi Abba, ab wahan Camere Lag Gaye hain.
‘We Don’t Succeed In Our First Love.. Because, We Have Lack Of Qualites.. But, After Achieving Those Qualities, We Never Love Again..’ — Shakespear
Train me 2 admi safar kar rahe the. 1st: kahan se arahe ho? 2nd: Lahore se 1st: wahan se to me b araha hun.Lahore me kahan se arahe ho? 2sd: Iqbal town 1st: wahan se to me b araha hun ye batao Iqbal town me kahan se arahe ho? 2nd: phase 2 se 1st: wahan […]
aik aadmi 2 manzil upar betha akhbar parh raha tha to neeche se aik faqeer bola bhae jan zara neeche to aana aadmi jb neeche utra to faqeer ne bola ALLAH k nam par 10 rupe dedo aadmi usko 2 manzil upar lekar aaram se kursi pe bhetkar faqeer ko bola maf krdo
Hard Disk Girls: She remembers everything, FOREVER.RAM Girls: She forgets about you, the moment you turn her?
To Impress his Date a YOung Man tOok her tO Very Nice Italian Restaurant.. He Picked up Menu & Ordered Giuseppe SpOmdalucci.. . . . . Waiter: Sorry Sir, That’s the Owner Name…:-O
Ab too iss darr say rona he chor diya . . . . . . . . . Kaheen humaaray aansoon pay dengue anday he na chor jae….:
Admi: Molvi Sahab Pisty ka Halwa Zyada laziz hota hy Ya Badam ka? Molvi: Mamla Insaf ka hy Is Liye Halwon ki Gair MojudGi Main Faisla Nhi hoskta…
Jin:bottle se azad hone k bad, kya hukam h mere aqa? Admi:pakistan ki bijli hmesha k Lye bahal krdo Jin:bottle me wapis jate hoe bhai dhakn zra tight lagana.
I Used To Like My Neighbors Until . …… . . . . . . . . They Put A Password 0n Their WiFi…!
ek adme ne fm redio par caal ki admi mujhe ek bathwa mila hy jis main bahut sary paisy credit card aur nic card hain adres a/312gulshan-e-iqbal ka hay host redio wala : to ap unhin batwa wapas dena chahty hain adme : he he he he he he he nahin g usey mere taraf […]
Girl: What You’ll Do If I Die? Boy: I’ll Live Happily For D Rest Of My Life Next Day The Girl Died With A Note: ‘ I’ll Do Anything For Your Happiness…’ Moral: Never Joke With Brainless Girls
* GiGgLiNg BiTe * ‘ A Girl In Your Neighbor You Know Is Better Then …1000 Girls You Added 0n Facebook . . .’ =P =D
Wives are like Incoming Calls. Lovers are like Outgoing Calls. Aunties are like 2ll free Calls. Call girls are like Roaming Calls. Neighbour Girls are like Mizsed Calls.
Machher Apny Potay Se: Humary Zamany Me Khoon Chosna Itna Aasan Nahi Hota Tha Pota: Wo Q Dada G? Macher: Q K Tb Larkiyan Poray Kapry Pehenti Thi..
1 Gujjar ne five-Star Hotel Me Chaye Ka Order Dia Waiter Ne 1 Chote Se Cup Me Chaye Di Gujjar aik Sans Me Chaye P K Bola Putar Mitha Thek Hy, Hun Cha Ly aa:-p
PIA Air Hostess Passenger se: Aaap Khana Khayen ge…? Passenger: Choices kia kia hain….??? . . . …. . . . . Air Hostess: YES or NO 😛
Girl:Im having heart surgery today Boy:I know Girl:I lov u Boy:I lov u more,much more After surgery when the girl woke up,only her father was next to her bed Girl:Where is he? Father:u don’t know who gave u the heart Girl:What? (She starts crying) Father: O shugal la ria wan, O letreene gya ey
Oye DENGUI BHAI… . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Zara ‘ZARDARI’ ko bhi_:-
Son 2 Dad:Car ki chabi den College functi0n hai Dad:Q? Son:10 lakh ki car men ja0n ga rob parega Dad:ye lo 10 rupey 48 lakh ki bus main jao ziada rob paray ga!! r48
English is difficult language for Japanese. A True Story:- A few days ago, Japanese Prime Minister ‘Mori’ was given some basic English training before he visitd Washingtion to meet President Barack Obama.. The instructor told Mori: When u shake hand with Obama please say, ‘How r u?’ Then Obama wud say, ‘I m fine, & […]
*. . .Pakistani Log Sub Se Zyaada Maafi Kis Se Maangtay Hain? Sochen… ! Thora Or Sochen..? Nai Pataa… Bhikariyon SaY:-D
Mirza: A=for Apple Malik: B=for Banana Mirza: bili teri maasi Malik: choha tera nana
Boy: Main tumhein Bangla dillaun ga, Car dillaun ga, Gold ke dhair laga dun ga. Girl: Acha ye batao Shaam ko milne aao ge? Boy: Haan agar Dost ne Bike di to.
Lady: I think you are the father of one of my children.. Aamir: Oh my GOD.. Are you Hina? Lady: No Aamir: Sadaf? Lady: No Aamir: Sarah? Lady: *In total confusion* No Sir! Amir: Then? :O . . Lady: I am the class teacher of your son
Aao India ki barbaadi k liye mil k dua karain… . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Ya ALLAH! India main ZARDARI peda kar de! AAMEEN!
Aik larki ka dil sabse zayda kab dukhta hai ? ? ? …? Jab woh kisi khusre ko apne jaisa lawn ka dress pehny hoay dekhti hai
SARDAR KE PEECHE KUTTA PADA, WOH PARESHAAN HOKE SOCHNE LAGA, SALA!! CARD THO AIRTEL KA DALWAYA THA, TOH PHIR NETWORK HUTCH KA KYUN AA RAHA HAI!!
HRIGHT OF MISTAKE!! U take a blade n write ur lover’s name on ur arms . . . . . . & make a spelling mistake!!!!
‘FEMALE’ me ‘MALE’ ata hai. ‘SHE’ me ‘HE’ ata hai. ‘WOMAN’ me ‘MAN’ ata hai. Mardon ke purani adat hai Aurton me Ghusnay ke.
Height of Over Smartness! College Boy Ne Larki se Poocha: Tumhara Naam Kya Hai? Girl: Mujhe Sab Behan Kehte Hain. . . . Boy: Aur Mujhe Sab Behnoi Kehte Hain. (¯`v´¯) `*.¸.*´ LoVeR ¸.•´¸.•*¨) ¸.•*¨) (¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`• pRiNcEâ€
** Breaking News ** Karachi Millenium Main Dhamaka Hogaya Hai = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = Ek Pent K Sath 2 Shirts FREE :p (¯`v´¯) `*.¸.*´ LoVeR ¸.•´¸.•*¨) ¸.•*¨) (¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`• pRiNcEâ€
Hina Ne Sana Ko Noshaba Ne Nafisa Ko Nadia Ne Nazia Ko Shabana Ne Shabnam Ko Rehana Ne Rhuksana Ko Aliya Ne Aamina Ko Bushara Ne Babra Ko Aneela Ne Ateeqa Ko Farah Ne Rizwna Ko Humera Ne Kiran Ko Sakina Ne Shakila Ko Aur Maine Yeh Message Ap Ko Bhej Diya (¯`v´¯) `*.¸.*´ lover […]
3 bachon wali 1 bewa orat ne 3 bachon wale shohar se shadi ki, shadi k baad donon k 3 bache peda hogaye 1 din ghar main bachon ki zabardast jang lag gai. Wife ne shohar ko fone kia jaldi ghar aa jay ap k bache aor mere bache mil kar hamare bachon ko mar […]
Aaj Achanak Hath Pe Ek Aansu Gira, Maine Us Se Pucha: Aye Aansu Tum Kyun Bahar Aaye Ho? Aansu bola: Abay Apny Kaam Se Kaam Rakh.
Aik larka apni Girl friend se dat par milne gaya to larke ne socha kiyoo na apna Number check karoo girlfriend k mobile main kis name se save hai, larka ab khushi se soch rha hai shayed janu rakah hoga name ya Romeo rakah hoga name jub apna number dial kiya to . . . […]
Friend: Instead of Hospital, Why Did You Take Your wife to COMEDY MOVIE During Pregnancy. Sardar: ALL the Child Were crying When They Born, This Time I Want My Child to Laugh So I Take My Wife TO CINEMA. 🙂 (¯`v´¯) `*.¸.*´ LoVeR ¸.•´¸.•*¨) ¸.•*¨) (¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`• pRiNcEâ€
Urdu bhi kesi ajeeb zuban hai..!! Agar Ghari kharab ho to kehte hain k ‘BAND’ hai! Aur agar Larki kharab ho to kehte hain k ‘CHALOO’ hai!
yar! plz Try 2 undrstand n dnt disturb me more.Leave me alone.Last night I didnt sleep,thinkng of u.So dnt play wid my life. sardar said 2 mosquito.. (¯`v´¯) `*.¸.*´ LoVeR ¸.•´¸.•*¨) ¸.•*¨) (¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`• pRiNcEâ€
Nurse: Sardarji Mubarak Ho Aap Papa Ban Gaye!! Sardar: Meri Wife Ko Mat Bolna Main Usse Surprise Dunga!!
Father: Tumhe kaisi biwi chahiye? Son: Mujhe chand jai si biwi chahiye, Jo raat ko aaye aur subha chali jaye
Wife- i will die. Husband- i will also die. Wife- Why do you want 2 die? hosband- bcoz ma itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta:!
Teacher: Four beautiful girls are walking on the road. Change it into exclamatory sentence. Student: WOW !
(‘.’) (‘.’) Bachay hain zid kr rahe thy k Monkey dekhna he! Mene AP ka Adres dia hi wo agr aen to 2,3 JUMP mar dena Bache hen, Khush ho Jaingey. (¯`v´¯) `*.¸.*´ LoVeR ¸.•´¸.•*¨) ¸.•*¨) (¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`• pRiNcEâ€
Agar :punjab’ ki larkiyan papitay bechten to larkon ko buhat faida hota, Kun k larkiyon ko yeh awaz lagani parti . . . . . . . PAPPI TE LE LO PAPPI TE LE LO. )O.
You are a GHONCHU.. G-reat H-ot O-ne in million N-aughty C-ute H-umble U-nique Zyada khush mat ho, hai to tu ghonchu hi…
Samandar mein “Gehrai†ki tarah Piyar men “Judai†ki tarah Khuda kare Aap ki Gril friend Aap ko rakhe Bilkul apne chote bhai ki tarah Bolo Aaaameen. (¯`v´¯) `*.¸.*´ LoVeR ¸.•´¸.•*¨) ¸.•*¨) (¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`• pRiNcEâ€
New Student University k guard se:Ye kaisi university hai?Guard:boht zabardastStudent:wo kasy?Guard:main ne yahin se MBA kia aur foran job bhi mil gai;-)
1 Dehati ne five_star hotel chaye ka orde r dia, Waiter ne 1 choty se cup me chaye di, Dehati 1 sans me chaye pi k bola ‘babu mittha theek hai hun chah liya’
Mental Hospital kay Opertion thetor m Opertion tyar Saman majod Doctor majod Narsen majod Magar pagal Sms perny m majod…..
Lo G mera ik Shair araz hai, Idhar B ‘sitam’ ho gya hai Udhar B ‘sitam’ ho gya hai . . . . . . . . Msg Delete kar do Shair khtam ho gya hai…
Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE- C-Come,O-On,L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each,G-Girl,E-Equally……Thats why boys go to college regularly….
Tcher: How Old is ur father. Sunny: As old as I m. Tcher: How is it possible? Sunny: He bcom father only after I was born.
aik sradar k haan lerki paida hoi to us ki biwi nay kaha k jab yeh bari ho to lerkay is ko tang kerein gay sardar: mein nay is ka hal dhoond lia hai hum iska name baji rekh dein gay!
MaaLik 2 Nokar : Is mehngai k dor may Parathay pay is Qadar Ghee??Kya hogya hai tumhay? Noker:Maaf kijiye ga, GhaLti say mera Paratha ap k pas a gya hai
What Will You Call A Person Jis k Birth Certificate Se Date Of Birth Ghayab Ho Gai ho?? any guess? nahi pata? simple ! UMAR GUL!
‘Khan Ne 1 bacha Aghwa kia Or rakam k lye stiker Pe likh k bache pe chipkadya ’10 lakh kal subah pul k neche pohchado’ or bache ko ghar wapas bhej dya Dosre din Wo pul K Neche gya To Use Pese Milgaye Or sth Stiker Pe likha tha Khuda qasam pese ka ghum nhi,ghum […]
Newton’s 5th Law;Jb ap Maseet me nmaz prne jate henIf U put ur jutti in front of U,twadi nmaz ni hoy gi.If U put ur jutti behind of U,twadi jutti nhi hoy gi
Faqeer to Sardar:Aap k parrosi ne mujhey pait bhar kr khana khilaya hai,aap bhi kuch de dein.. Sardar: Ye lo ‘HAJMOLA…’:-)
Wife or HusbNd GhumNe gaye Raste me GADHA ghas kha rha tha.Wife BOLI-Woh dekho tumara rishtedaar ghas kha raha ha usko salam karoHusbNd bola: salam Susar g;-)
1 pagal (hath me cigrette chupa kr) batao mery hath me kya hai? 2sra pagal: rail gari, 1st: tumhain kisay pata chala? 2nd: mene dhuwan nikalty dekha :))
cheel uri………….. Kawwa ura…………… Maina uri…………. Chirya uri…………. Gadha ura…………!!!! Ooooops.. sorry jaldi main ap ko bi ura diya
Khan: Lrki phsani ati ha? Sardar: Nhi! Khan: bara asan ha, ik kagz ly, os ka jahaz bna, clas ma ura dy, techr pochy tu Lrki ka nam lga dy. . . Phs gai Larki@
Teacher:Bijli kahan se aati hy? Kid:Mere Mamo k Ghar se! Teacher: kaise? Kid:Jab Bijli jati hy tou Mere Papa kehte hain‘Saalon ne Phir Bijli band kar di@
Boy: agar me mar gaya to kiya tm dosri shadi kerogi?Girl: nai me apni BEHAN k 7 reh longiGirl: agar me mar gayi to?Boy: Me b tumari BEHAN ke sath rah longa.@
Pata hy GABBAR ne thakur k haath Q kaate thay.?? ? ? Q ? socho? kyun k THAKUR GABAR ko SMS nahi karta tha, Ab aap ka kiya hoga
Gogayar sadi MISS kehndi ay k majj da dood pean nal démag tez honda ay pappu GApp mardi ayje ae gal hondi tey apna: KATTAEngineèr na honda. ?…:):):)
‘PYASA CROW’ Once din he was pyasa. He finding paani. But paani was kidro na labba. He guzra from jungel. He vekhiya one gharra. Magar paani was thora.He sochya ek plan. He pick some wattey and sutey into the ghara. Pani was uper come. He drank dhedh bhr k. ‘Moral: pujabi english se better hai’
Ko ko Ko Ko Ko Ko Ko ko ko Ko Ko Ko Ko Ko Ko . . . Bas Karo Ab ‘ANDA’ de bi do.
Kuch Admi Dozak Mein Bohat Garmi Mein Bary Aram Se Soye Pare Thy, Ek Farishte Ne Dusre Se Pucha Yar Ye Itny Aram Se Dozak Mein Soye Huye Hen To Dusre Ne Kaha, Ye Sab Pakistan Se Ayen Hen Garmi Aur Loadshading K Adi Hy.
Bachy 1 Lrki Ko Ghaseet K schol Ly Ja Rhy Thy 1 Bzurg Bole: Isko Chor Do Ye Khud Schol Jaegi Bachy:Baba G Ye Hmari Miss Ha Roz Schol Sy Date pr Bhag Jati Ha.
Punjab k Larko Ki Zindagi K 2 Usool Hain 1st Wo Kisi Ajnabi Larki Ko Lift Nhi Karwaty Or 2nd:Wo Kisi Larki Ko Ajnabi Samjhty hi Nah
Toyota Company ne New car lanch ki hi jiska Name hai LORA. Ameer ghrano ki larkia preshan hai Q k Kehna Parta Hai Driver LORA Nikalo.
1 Khusra Vote Mangte Hue “Hamen Vote Do, Mai Yakeen Dilata Hn Agar Mein Kamyab Hogya To Phr Kisi K Haan Bhi Kaka Paida Hoa To “Govt.†Us K Ghar Muft Nachay Gi.
Doctor to Injured Patient: Jab Car Aik aurat chala rahi thi to tumko road se door chalna chahiye tha! Patient: Konsi Road?? Main to Khet Me Lota Leke Betha Tha 😀 😀
ak student ne MBA ka form fill krty ho peon sy pocha Jnab yeh university kesi hy? peon bola: boht achi hy main ny b idr sy he MBA kia tha.
PAGLE DENTIST SE. Kya Dard K Baghair Daant Nikaal Lete Ho ? Dr. Nahi. PAGAL. Main Nikal Leta Hn Dr. Wo Kaisy ? PAGAL. Hehehehehehe hehehe
GIRL. Janu G Tusi Mere Wasty Aasman Tun Chan Torr K Leya Sakde O ? SARDAR. Aaho, Main Chan Lain Jawan Te Tu Pichon Aik Nawan Chan Charaya Howe.
Bacha: Mama Mujhe Bhai Chaiye Mama: Beta Aap K Papa U.S.A Gae Hue Hain Wo Aa Jaen Phr Sochen Ge Bacha: Mama Aap Driver Se Baat Karo Papa Ko Surprise Denge. .*
Mobile kiya hai? ? ? ? ? ? ? Answer dhoond rahe ho kiya? Ye hath me kiya kharboza Pakra hua hai? Kaise kaise Namoony Mere freinds hain. toba
6 birds were sitting on a tree… a hunter saw that and shot over tree… . 5 birds flew away . . . but 1 bird was siting . . why? . . . . . . . bas nakhre…
1 dafa 1 hathi beemar ho kr hospital mein dakhil ho gya. 2sry hathi us ko dekhnay k liye janay lgay to 1 chiyonti b sath chal parri 1 hathi ney us sy poocha k tumhara wahan kia kaam hai? To chiyonti boli ? . ? . ? . ? . ? . ? . […]
Dil ko sbsy zaida dard kb hota hy? Fail hony pr? nae Pyar main dhoka milny pr? nae Chot lgny pr? nae.. Dil ko sb sy zaida dard hota hy jb mobile chargng pe lga k jao aur 2 ghanty bad a kr dkho to switch hila hua ho
A boy went to buy talking parrot Boy: main kasa lagta hon? Parot: begairat lagtay ho. Boy.parrot badtameez hai shopkeeper ne parrot ko pani me dobaya or pocha.. Phir gali dega? Parot: n0 Boy: agr mere sath ghr me larki aye to tum kya socho ge? Parot: biwi hogi Boy: agr do ayen? Parot: biwi […]
My Msg 2 da wrld! If u like me, raise your hands .. if not, then raise your standards!!
A Beautiful Girl Goes To Professor Cabin And Say That I Will Do Anything To Pass In The Exams And Professor Says NOW OPEN YOUR . . . . . . Books And Study
Us ne moholley k 100 larko ko phansa rakha hai, Faraz. Aur hamain kehti hai, Munni badnaam hui, Darling tere liye (‘,’)/ ) ( _/ _ Toba toba jhoti.
Kid : Aunty mummy ne chini mangi hai. Aunty : Chini dete hue, ? Acha aur kya kaha mummy ne ? ? Kid : Ager woh kimini na de to Pinky Aunty se le aana.
*’* Aik Aalu Ne Bhindi K Number Pe Love U Ka Mesg Bheja, Bhindi Ne Usy Phone Kr K Bura Bhala Kaha Aur Boli, Shut Up, Tm Itne Moty Aur Men Silim And Smart, Aalu Ko Buht Dukh Hwa Aur Us Ne Phr Itni Sabziyan Phansain K Aaj Ap Dekh Skty Hen Aalu Gobhi Aalu […]
*’* Me Ghoomta Raha Tere Shehr Me Darbadar, GHALIB, Na Kisi Ne Chaae Puchi Te Na Kisi Ne Lassi? Ae Gal Changi Nai GHALIB.
*. .Mother: beti rishta pasand aya Beti: ji haan lakin larka mota ha, Mother: beti T.V 14′ inch ka ho ya 40′ inch ka remote us ka 6′ inch ka hi hota ha. .*
Train me baraat wapis a rhi thi. rat ho gai Dulhan: aj hmari suhag raat h ap kuch krte Q nhi Dulha: wo dekho samne likha h CHALTI TRAIN ME Uper charna mana he.
ek pathan ko kisi nay kaha ke aftari k waqt jo b Dua karo kabol hojate hay… phlay rozay k aftari mai, Pathan: ya Allah sobha Eid ho jay…
Girl in a party to a man: Excuse me sir kia aap mere FACE se 1 cheez hata sakte hain? Man (KHUSH hoe huye): HAAN haan Zaroor bolo kia? Girl: Manhoos aadmi apni nazrien.
Dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re Arrey chakkar aa gaya.
Ek Pthan (Mayoosi k Sath) Doosre Pthan se : Sab Log Hamain Pagal Kyon Kehte Hain? Doosra Pathan: Tu Dafa Kar Yaar! Yeh Le Lemo Ki Lassi P
DEVDAS OF 2010 MAN NE KAHA FACE BOOK CHOR DO ABBA NE KAHA NIGHT PAKEG CHOR DO DOSTON NE KAHA MOBILE SY BALANCE CHORANA CHOR DO EK DIN AISA AAE GA K GIRL FRIEND K BACHE BOLEN G MAMON AB TO AMMI KA PECHA CHOR DO
Ek ADMI BLACK KAPRY PEHEN KR KAHEN JA RAHA THA TO EK KAWA OOPER SY GUZRA OR OS K KAPROON PR BETH KR DI TO WO GOSSY SY BOLA ABEY OEY CHADY PEHEN KR NAHI KR SKTA THA? TO KAWA BOLA;KIYA TUM CHADI PEHEN K KARTY HO???
Aath Anay Ka Internet Aath Anay Ka Card Chal Meri Company Chala Internet Card Net Ki Pehli Gali Pehli Gali May Hotmail Milii Hotmail Say Tawanai Na Milii Yahoo Bahan Ronay Lagi Rotay Rotay Poetry Perhi Portry Perhi To Bhok Lagi Bhok Lagi To Khana Nahi Hotmail Ka Nana Nahi Sachay Sachay Jaein Gay Hotmail […]
Bank me Job application form jama kerane ki last date thi or bohat lambi line lagi thi aik larka jo ke sab se last me laga tha achanak se line se bahar nikla or kehne laga: joa tum jama kerao line me lagke me to raat ko EASYPAISA se jama kara donga 😀
LAW OF CONSERVATION OF KNOWLEDGE ‘No Matter How Long The Lecture …May Be, The Knowledge Before & After Lecture Remains Constant …’ =P xD B.B.A (Back Bencher’s Association)
police wala ek student ko pakr leta hy STUDENT:sir me student hoo mujy chor do POLICE:tm bina licence k motar cycle chalte ho? STUDENT:ni POLICE:cafe jaty ho? STUDENT:ni POLICE:oye to phr tu kis baat ka student hai. pao aenu lamya:
Child Touching Mom’s Breast: ya kya hai? Mom: Baloons hen. Child: khala ka Baloons Barre Q hein. Mom: tumne kab dekhey? Child: Jab abbu us me hawa bhar rhy thy.
Aik Pehlwaan k peechay kutta par gaya, wo bhagtay bhagtay peechay murra aur bola… . … . … . ‘je tere piyo di hakoomat na hundi, tay main tenu dasda….¤¤
Aik bacha apni maa se: Mama 10 rupay dena baahir faqeer ko denay hain, Maa: Kidhar hai faqeer? Bacha: Baahir khara hai kulfiyaan bech raha hai.
‘Aakhon me noor hai’ ‘Chehre pe surour hai’ ‘Koi larki mangey mera ‘Numbr’ to de dena’ Q k Meri shadi abhi bohat dooR hai (”.)/’ ) ) oye yad nal _/’_
A girl in a book shop. Do you have book entitled ”Women- The Perfect Intelligence’? Sales man: ‘The comedy section is on the left side’.
*’* MAAN. beta america s mery lye jawan hone ki dawai bhejna. Bete n america s capsul bhaje or kaha 1 se zyada nh khana . Jb beta america s waps aya to dekha ghr m 1 khubsurt larki ghum rhi h. Beta. Tum kon ho? Me teri maa hun, Beta. Abba kahan h? Maa. […]
*. .Itni badtameez larki Main ne zindagi me nahi dekhi Jo sab k samne Mere kaan me kehti hay. ‘Aap k Account ki Raqam is Call k liye na kaffi hay’;-)
Crickt stadium me 1 lrki ne face pr flag bnaya hua tha 1 saraiki pas aya or zor se kiss kr k bola: ommm..ahhh! Meda mittha Pakistan.
‘Aaey DiL Tu TANHAIYON Mein Rehny Ka AADi HoJa.’ . . Ye Tery Lanti Dost Tujhy Kisi Achi Bachi Ka Number Nahi Dein Gay.;
Husband: Malang baba, meri biwi bohot pareshan karti hai, Koi hal batao. Malang: Beta, hal hota to mein malang kiu banta..? k,k