An old lady gave the bus conductor nuts , almonds to eat ..
Conductor: ‘So kind of you that you give me those nuts to eat. why don’t you eat them urself?
OLD LADY:’i don’t hav teeth to munch them.
CONDUCTOR:’then why did you buy them?’
OLD LDY:’i just love the chocolate around them! 😛
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