Aik’GUJAR’Ki gaaey (cow) Masjd Men Ghus Gai
Molvi Sahib Ne’GUJAR’Ki Khub Bezti Ki,
‘GUJAR’ Bola
Jan Deo Molvi Sab Janwar C Aa Gya,
Saano Kdi
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