After hearing that one of the patients in a mental hospital had saved another from a suicide attempt by pulling him out of a bathtub, the hospital director reviewed the rescuer’s file and called him into his office.
‘Mr. Haroldson, your records and your heroic behavior indicate that you’re ready to go home. I’m only sorry that the man you saved later killed himself with a rope around the neck.’
‘Oh, he didn’t kill himself,’ Mr. Haroldson replied. ‘I hung him up to dry.’
Related SMS:
- When i think about all the patients
When I think about all the patients and their loved ones that I have worked......
- Some patients i see are actually draining
Some patients I see are actually draining into their bodies the diseased thoughts of their......
- I was thinking of my patients and
I was thinking of my patients, and how the worst moment for them was when......
- Doctors think a lot of patients are
Doctors think a lot of patients are cured who have simply quit in disgust. ~Don......
- We repeatedly tell patients we are not
We repeatedly tell patients we are not in a hurry; there are no trains to......
- Im tired of hearing it said that
I’m tired of hearing it said that democracy doesn’t work. Of course it doesn’t work. ......
- Shouting to you beware my patients must
Shouting, Shouting, To You Beware. My Patients, You Must Test With Care. For All My......
- In an icy room tormenting my hearing
In An Icy Room Tormenting My Hearing, Resound Two Noises, Tired Breath Rhyme With Pulses-Â…......
- Hearing ur voice is my live dream
hearing ur voice is my live dream dreams of which i had heard before touching......
- And just hearing your ear sweet thunder grows
And, Just Hearing Your Ear-Sweet Thunder: Grows The Fertility Of The Land, That Looked Like......
- I loved hearing your voice feeling skin
I Loved Hearing Your Voice, I Loved Feeling Your Skin. I Loved Holding You Close......
- If trouble hearing angels song with thine
If trouble hearing angels’ song with thine ears, try listening with thy heart. ~Terri GuillemetsQE...
- Pakistan puri dunya mein 1 wahid aisa
Pakistan puri dunya mein 1 wahid aisa mulk hai. Jis k log har ghantay 2......
- Sonabu bacha ziada intelegent hota hi ya
Son:abu bacha ziada intelegent hota hi ya baap? Father:baap son:abu pakistan kis ne bnaya? Father:Qaid-e-Azam......
- Pathan miss hamare ghar munna anay wala
PATHAN: Miss Hamare Ghar Munna Anay Wala Hai Miss: Tumhe Kse Pata? PATHAN: Jab Phichli......
- Aik chand se chehray ko dekha to
Aik Chand se chehray ko dekha to pas ja k betaab ho k kah dia…......
- 3 chipkaliyan diwar per jaa rahi thi
3 chipkaliyan diwar per jaa rahi thi. Ek ne gana sunaya. Baqi 2 gir gaen!......
- Young generation ki dua oh
**YOUNG GENERATION KI DUA ** Oh my GOD ! Oh my MOLA Give me 1......
- Judge tum teesri dafah adalat meaa
Judge : ‘Tum Teesri dafah Adalat MeAa Rahe Ho tumhain Sharam Nahi Aati ???’PATHAN :......
- Ek pathan or sardar ki khob pitai
Ek pathan or sardar ki khob pitai hue.Dono Birthday party me muft ka khana khaty......
- Larki kuch aisa kaho na jis
larki: kuch aisa kaho na jis se meri dil ki dharkan tez ho jaye,mere dil......
- Aik aurat jannat k farishtay se boli
aik aurat jannat k farishtay se boli: mera nikah..mere dunya wale shohar se karwa do......
- New pakistan team for worldcup 2011coach
New pakistan team for worldcup 2011COach : wasim chakramteam:bekar younusrashid takleefShahid afrikiInzamam full duckShoaib kambakhterMOhammad......
- Talibaan ko sirf ek hi gana ata
TALIBAAN KO SIRF EK HI GANA ATA HAI FARAZ ‘AA KHUSHI SAY KHUD KUSHI KR......
- Lerki janu kuch aisa kaho na jis
Lerki: Janu kuch aisa kaho na jis se mere dil ki dharkan tez ho jaye......
- What happend 2 ur mobile i was
what happend 2 ur mobile? i was trying 2 call u but i got this......
- Kid auntie mummi ne cheeni mangi haiauntie
Kid: Auntie Mummi ne cheeni mangi hai, Auntie: Chini dete huye, Acha aur kya kaha......
- This cat is a good way to
This cat is cat a cat good cat way cat to cat keep cat a......
- Husband sitting near to his wife n
Husband sitting near to his wife n she was driving,Husband:please slow down the speed of......
- Hey i saw u in tv how
hey i saw u in TV… how smart u r … how sweet u r......
- Mental hospital kay opertion thetor mein
Mental Hospital kay Opertion thetor mein Opertion tyar Saman majod Doctor majod Narsen majod Magar......
- 2 marasi janazy ko tezi se le
2 Marasi janazy ko tezi se le kr qabron k oopr se guzr rahy thy......
- If i m a painteru r my
If i m a painterU r my painting If i m an authorU r my......
- Us nay kaha k waqt ki pabandi
Us nay kaha k waqt ki pabandi kero… Magar yeh nai bataya k neya waqt......
- Film actress meera yesterday screamed in an
Film actress Meera yesterday screamed in an interview “agar mein jhoot bolon to mera baap......
- Wo stop pe thime dekhta rahahimat ki
Wo Stop Pe ThiMe Dekhta Raha Himat Ki UsKe Pas Gya Kaha’CHANDA’ UsNe Foran 10Rs......
- Doctor aap bilkul meri teesri biwi ki
Doctor: aap bilkul meri teesri biwi ki tarha lag rahi hain.. Larki: oh really! aap......
- Son parosi ki larki ko english
son: parosi ki larki ko english nhi ati Father: tumhe kisay peta? Son: mene kha......
- After an emotinal huggirl whispers to boyif
After an emotinal hug Girl whispers to Boy: ‘If u hug me once more like......
- 0321 6301 000 ye lo bangali
[0][3][2][1] [6][3][0][1] [0][0][0] Ye lo bangali baba ka taviz Jis larki kø bhejø ge wø......
- 1 admi ne shaitan se kaha
1 Admi ne Shaitan se Kaha: Mujy dukh de, Dard de, Tension de, Barbad ker......
- 1 pagal her waqt bolta rehta
1 pagal her waqt bolta rehta tha ‘Ghulail bnaoun ga aur chirya ko maron ga’......
- Larki ek baba g se baba dua
Larki ek baba G se: Baba G dua karein meri Kisi smajhdar aadmi se shaadi......
- Yaad kro woh din jb ap ne
yaad kro woh din jb ap ne shalwar utari our ultay let gaye or thora......
- 1 indian or pakistani ki bv gum
1 Indian or 1 Pakistani ki BV Gum hogai Pakistni:Teri BV kesi the? Indian:Blue Eyes......
- December ki wo sham lota do
December ki wo sham lota do. Wo alfaz wo barish ka ehsas lota do. Phir......
- Two hunters are out in the woods
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t seem......
- Ager larkian bhi masjid main namaz parhne
Ager larkian bhi masjid main namaz parhne ateen. . . . . . . .......
- Urdu teacher btao ye konsa zamana hai
Urdu TEACHER Btao ye konsa ZAMANA hai? Main Naach raha hon Tum Naach rhe ho......
- A small child papa ap kisi
A Small child: Papa ap kisi larki ko pyar krte he? Papa: Haan tumhari maa......
- Majnu ko laila ka sms nahi aaya
majnu ko laila ka sms nahi aaya majnu ne teen din khana nahi khaya vo......
- Just imagine for a while youre a
Just Imagine For A While, You’re a Handsome Boy… . . . . HA HA......
- Plz plz plz plz plz plz
Plz. plz.. plz… Plz…. Plz….. Plz…… Plzzz… Plzzzzz……… P L Z…. …. P L E......
- Aik dafa ka zikar hy k main
AiK dafa ka ziKar hy k main sO raha tha, aise (^_^) phR mera fOn......
- If u save this msg it means
If u save this msg, it means I’m cute. If u edit this, I’m still......
- Ek indian ne chineze ladki se shadi
EK INDIAN NE CHINEZE LADKI SE SHADI KI SHADI KE EK SAAL BAAD WOH MAR......
- Rizwan doctor say help me mein jab
Rizwan: Doctor say help me, mein jab baat karta huun to muje sirf awaaz sunai......
- Naukarani malkan ap udaas kyun hai malkan
Naukarani: malkan ap udaas kyun hai Malkan: tumhare sahab office ki kisi larki se payyar......
- Baap beti se pehle tum mujh
BAAP BETI SE , PEHLE TUM MUJH KO PAPA KAHTE THE AB DADY KUYN KAHTI......
- Har gali har chorahe par tumhara naam
Har gali har chorahe par tumhara naam hai, Har gali har chorahe par tumhara naam......
- 12 sardar raat ko baj ke minute
12 sardar raat ko 12 baj ke 12 minute aur 12 second par sector 12......
- Dil ne kaha chalo sms karo socha
Dil ne kaha Chalo SMS karo Socha DIL TO PAGAL HAI Phir khayal aaya koi......
- Kisi ne dil badla dharkan badl
Kisi ne dil badla Kisi ne dharkan badl li, Kisi ne dost badla Kisi ne......
- Mujhay acha sa lagta hai tum hi
Mujhay acha sa lagta hai tum hi ko dekhte rehna tum hi ko sohchte rehna......
- Q how many mis guys does it
Q: How many MIS guys does it take to change a light bulb? A: MIS......
- Girl agr mujse shadi karne hy tu
GIRL:- AGR MUJSE SHADI KARNE HY TU TUMHE HER WEEK AMI KO 10KG AaTA 5KG......
- Pathan aur sardar uk gaye airport
Pathan aur Sardar U.K. gaye Airport officer ne naam pocha Pathan: Umar Daraz Khan Officer:......
- Arz kia hai khushiyan milen tumhen qadam
Arz Kia Hai.. Khushiyan Milen Tumhen Qadam Ba Qadam, Khuda Ki Qasam Shair Khatam! Bura......
- Har gali dewar pr apka nam
Har Gali, Har Dewar, Pr Apka Nam Likha Hai, Har Kirki, Hr Drwaze, Pr Apka......
- Sardar apni wife ke sath coffee shop
Sardar Apni Wife Ke Sath Coffee Shop Gaya, hot Coffee order Ki, Coffee Atte Hi......
- Do dost ek mosqe ke mehfil main
do dost ek mosqe ke mehfil main shrek thy ek dost ne dosre ko kehne......
- Devdas of 2010 man ne kaha
DEVDAS OF 2010 MAN NE KAHA FACE BOOK CHOR DO ABBA NE KAHA NIGHT PAKEG......
- Teacher mein teri maa hoti to
Teacher: Mein Teri Maa Hoti To Mein Tujhe 2 Dino Me Sudhaar Deti… Student: Madam......
- 2010 ki kahani by yali aik dafa
2010 KI KAHANI BY Y.ALI AIK DAFA AIK LARKA JUNGLE MAIN LAKDYAN KAT RAHA THA......
- Ek larka or larki aapas main bhut
Ek larka or larki aapas main bhut piyar karty thy ek din larki k bap......
- Aey emaan waalon kaise ho
Aey Emaan Waalon! ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?......
- Teacher tum bade hokar kya karoge
Teacher: Tum bade hokar kya karoge ? Student: shaadi..!!!!!! Teacher: nahi,mera matlab hai kya banoge?......
- Girl janu ji tusi
Girl : ‘ Janu ji tusi meray wastay Aasmaan tu Chan tor k leya sakde......
- 1 robert boss maine koi
1) Robert : Boss Maine Koi Galti Nahi Ki, Phir Bhi App Mujhe Saza Kyon......
- Sardar on phone doctor my wife
Sardar on phone: Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now. Doctor: Is......
- Doctor aapki biwi sirf 5 ghante ki
Doctor -aapki Biwi sirf 5 ghante ki mehmaan hai Husband – koi baat ni Doctor......
- w o m a n SMS# 335752
~*~ W O M A N ~*~ The Lifetime Of A Boy To Man …......
- Sardar2 pandit ye sar pe choti kyo
Sardar2 pandit: ye sar pe choti kyo? pandit: ye ANTENNA he,isse ache vichar ate he......
- Ap logo se munni ka sawal jo
Ap logo se munni ka sawal jo munni tarap k ap se pochti he? .......
- Kya aapki girl friend ke paas yeh
Kya aapki girl friend ke paas yeh sab hai..? Sulagta Jism Nashili Aankhen Kapkapate Hont......
- Girle in mariage party xcuse mekia ap
Girle in mariage party: xcuse me!kia ap meray chahray se 1 cheez hta saktay hain......
- Girl na dekh hasino ko azab hoga
Girl, Na dekh Hasino ko Azab Hoga Tu B ek din kisi Hasina ka Bap......
- Boy bus male hoti ha ya female
Boy: BUS Male hoti ha ya Female? GIRL: Female BOY: Q? GIRL: Us pe sub......
- Pagal khanay ka incharge ek se
PagaL Khanay ka Incharge Ek PagaL se ‘Aap theek hain isliay Aapko RELEASE Kiya ja......
- Girl agar moka mila to tum mery
Girl:- Agar moka mila to tum mery sy shadi karo gay? Boy:- Agar moka mil......
- girl ap k pas 12 inch
*. .Girl: Ap k pas 12 inch ka condom hai? Shopkeper: Han hai, kitne dun?......
- kirayadar men n suna hai
*’* Kirayadar . Men n Suna Hai K Is Ghar Men Jin BHOOT or Aatmaaen......
- 1 mithoo 0r us ka
*. . .1 Mithoo 0r Us Ka Malik Jahaz Main Safar Kr Rhe Thy… Airhostis......
- Boy love or arrange ma kiya
Boy : Love or Arrange ma kiya faraq hai….. Girl : love ma pehley se......
- 1 larki apny test krwany
*. . .1 larki apny test krwany gai to us ki rports kisi se badl......
- Lagta hai sms k liye ab application
Lagta Hai SMS K liye Ab Application Likhni Paregi. ?? Theek Hai Ye Bhi Karlete......
- Kisi dushman k 100 alfaz takleef nahi
Kisi Dushman K 100 Alfaz Takleef Nahi De Sakty Par 1 dost ki khamoshi 100......
- 2 friends saw a lion 1st climb
2 Friends Saw a LiOn, 1st Climb Up the tree, 2nd Lay DOwn &Held His......
- Bahu ke 1 2 affair sunn kar
Bahu ke 1, 2 affair sunn kar SUSAR ne khudkushi kr li, 3,4 or sunn......
- What s sms s srf
What ¡s SMS? . . . . . S- S¡rf M- Muft Ka S- S¡r......
- Aqalmand or samajhdar aadmi jab koi khaas
Aqalmand or samajhdar aadmi jab koi khaas or ehem fesla karta hai to apni aankhen......
- Height of innocence small kid on
Height Of Innocence: Small Kid (On phone): Madam, My son Will Not Come to School......
- Sherni ne haathi k ghr se aaya
Sherni ne haathi k ghr se aaya hua rishta thukra diya Wo kiun? Tum so......
- Jb kabi b apki larai 10
Jb kabi b apki larai 10 Logon se ho to ghabrana mat bas muje bula......
- Aik nurse ka mangetar usay bari hasrat
Aik Nurse ka Mangetar usay bari hasrat se: ‘Jaanu kash mujhe koi haadsa paish Aata......
- Girl molvi s i love you
Girl molvi sè ‘I LOVE YOU’ Molvi, ASTAGFIRULLH Girl, I MISS YOU Molvi, NAAOZBILLH Girl,......
- Its magic ek glas mei thanda
Its Magic: ek Glas mei thanda pani len or usay apnay qareeb bethay hoey shakhs......
- dil cheer k b dekhoge to
*’* Dil Cheer K B Dekhoge To Dard Dhoond Na Paoge FARAZ QK Dard Mere......
- Tchr btao ye konsa zmana hy
Tchr: Btao ye konsa zmana Hy ? Me Ro rha hon! Tm Ro rhe ho!......
- ek gadhy ne sardar ko laat
*’* Ek Gadhy Ne Sardar Ko Laat Mari Aur Bhag Gya, Sardar Us K Peechy......
- Aaj jee bhar kar mujhe rone du
AAJ JEE BHAR KAR MUJHE RONE DU . . FARAZ . . AMMI NE SARI......
- A girl in a train was reading
‘A girl in a train was reading a book about ‘Men’ It said Italian men......
- Mom where are you off to now
Mom: Where are you off to now? Son: I am gonna join the army. Mom:But......
- Washroom songs in case of normal
Washroom Songs! In Case Of Normal: ‘Jati Hon Main Jaldi He Kia’ In Case Of......
- Molvion ki bus ja rahi thee sub
Molvion ki bus ja rahi thee. Sub ne kaha k agar kaheen larki nazar aye......
- 4 dost sharab p rahy thy k
4 dost sharab p rahy thy k table pe rakhy mobiles me sy 1 baja:......
- Mareezdil k operation bad mujhe altaf bhai
Mareez:Dil K Operation K Bad Mujhe Altaf Bhai Acha Lagne Laga Hai. Kya Men Pagal......
- Sho ek chor ko buri trah se
S.H.O. Ek Chor ko buri trah se maar raha tha. Aur pooray shehr ki wardatein......
- Wifebht pyar se suniye aaj meri salgirah
Wife:Bht pyar se ‘Suniye! aaj meri salgirah ha, Mujhe koi Mehngi Cheez Le K Dain......
- A beautiful girl goes to professor cabin
A Beautiful Girl Goes To Professor Cabin And Say That I Will Do Anything To......
- My msg 2 da wrld if
My Msg 2 da wrld! If u like me, raise your hands .. if not,......
- A boy went to buy talking parrot
A boy went to buy talking parrot Boy: main kasa lagta hon? Parot: begairat lagtay......
- Dil ko sbsy zaida dard kb hota
Dil ko sbsy zaida dard kb hota hy? Fail hony pr? nae Pyar main dhoka......
- Bachy 1 lrki ko ghaseet k schol
Bachy 1 Lrki Ko Ghaseet K schol Ly Ja Rhy Thy 1 Bzurg Bole: Isko......
- Faqir kuch khana dedo admi tamatr khao
Faqir: Kuch Khana Dedo Admi: Tamatr Khao Faqir: Roti dedo Admi: Tamatr Khao Faqir: Tamatr......
- You are abcd attractive beautiful cute dear
You are ABCD Attractive beautiful cute dear EFG Excellent funny gorgeous HIJ Hello I am......
- Eik molvi bus main ja raha tha
EIK MOLVI BUS MAIN JA RAHA THA SAMNAY BAITHAY EIK AURAT APNAY BAITAY KO BAR......
- Girls college k bahar blast ke baad
Girls college k bahar blast ke baad Reporter, Zakhmi LARKI Se: jab BOMB gira’ to......
- Pagal dentist se kya dard k
Pagal dentist se: kya dard k baghair daant nikaal laitay ho? Dr: nhi Pagal: Mai......
- Boy friend janu me tmhara mobile
Boy friend : Janu Me Tmhara Mobile Dekh Skta Hon? Girl friend : Han Janu......
- Admi doctor sahib aap k pas umar
Admi:- Doctor Sahib Aap K Pas Umar Lambi Krne Wali Koi Medicine Hai Kya..? Doctor:-......
- Rs200000 shadi per rs30000 haq mahar
RS.200,000/- SHADI PER RS.30,000/- HAQ MAHAR RS.50,000/- MUKHTALIF RASMON PER RS.300,000/- JAHEZ PER RS.200,000/- VALIMA......
- Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya
Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya Ki Paaglo ke......
- Hakumat k new year 2008 par awam
Hakumat k New Year 2008 Par Awam ko Toofa: 1.AATA Band 2.GAS Band 3.BIJLI Band......
- Boss jb me tmko marta hon to
Boss: jb me tmko marta hOn tO tm apna gusa kese nikalte ho? Nokar:Toilet saf......
- Pappu apne 16 bachho aur bv k
Pappu Apne 16 Bachho Aur BV k Sath Dost k Ghar Dawat Pe Gaya. Dost......
- Wife dekho wo aadmi mujhe ghoor
Wife: Dekho wo aadmi mujhe ghoor ghoor k dekh raha hai Husband: Array jaanay do,......
- India ne dhamki di hy k agar
India Ne Dhamki Di Hy k Agar PAK Final Me P0ncha To Hm Usko India......
- Kal mujha bahut shock huwajb mri sari
Kal mujha bahut Shock huwa,jb mri sari school ki kitaben kamra me ya song suna......
- Son papa sab log shaadi karke pareshan
Son- Papa sab log shaadi karke pareshan hi hote hain to shaadi kyon karte hain.......
- Kuch is tarha us ne mera waqt
Kuch is tarha us ne mera waqt barbad kiya Faraz… G G… Bilkul isi tarha!......
- 1 ganjay k sar par 8 10 baal
1 ganjay k sar par 8-10 baal ug aae Ganja naai k pas gya Naai......
- Girl n boy were siting alone in
Girl N Boy Were Siting Alone In D Garden.. Girl-Do Something Which Makes My Heart......
- 2 engineer students raat me parhte huay
2 engineer students raat me parhte huay… 1st: kitne bjy hain? 2nd: 1 pathar utha......
- Yad rakhoosubha uth kr 2 kam kia
Yad rakhoo..subha uth kr 2 kam kia karo. 1st shukar ada karo key tum zinda......
- Agar 3 din tak subha nend se
Agar 3 Din Tak Subha Nend Se Jaag Kar Kangha Na Kia Jae T0 Hair......
- Height of praise a negro telling his
Height Of Praise: A Negro Telling His Negress Girlfriend On A Dark Cloudy Morning .......
- Senior doctor junior se ward no 12
Senior Doctor Junior Doctor Se: Ward No. 12 Main Behosh Paray Patient Ki Kya Report......
- Lady to doctor mera beta motar cycle
Lady to doctor: mera beta motar cycle se gir gaya hai. Doctor: i can’t understand......
- Ek ladki thi deewani si mobile
Ek ladki thi deewani si Mobile le kar chalti thi Nazrain jhuka ke Sharma ke!!!......
- 1 khubsurat larki class me enter huwi
1 khubsurat larki class me enter huwi to sab larka apni chair sa uth ker......
- Fatwa ap se guzarish hy k
(FATWA) == Ap se guzarish hy k ZONG ka NETWORK mat use kren == Na......
- 2 aurtein 1 darakht k neeche bethi
2 Aurtein 1 darakht k neeche bethi kafi dair se batein kr rahi thien k......
- Broccoli i m not happy with my
Broccoli: I m not happy with my looks…I look like a tree. Walnut: and I......
- Asman pe badil kam ho to barish
Asman pe badil kam ho to barish nahi hoti Wah Wah Wah Wah Wah Wah......
- Girl 1 im in love girl2 whos
Girl 1: I’m in love. Girl2: who’s he? Girl3: kia karta he? Girl4: dikhnay main......
- Sultan rahi oye badmasha meri pehn da
Sultan Rahi: Oye Badmasha Meri Pehn Da DUPATTA Wapis Kr Mustufa Qureshi Chal o Chal......
- 1 molvi ne jesy tesy kr k
1 Molvi Ne Jesy Tesy Kr K 1 Larki Set Ki, Or Usse 12 Baje......
- Admi dost k ghar gia ghanti bajany
Admi dost k ghar gia Ghanti bajany par chota sa bacha bahir nikla! Admi: Baita......
- Is bar samandri tofaan ko ignore
is bar samandri tofaan ko ignore na kren or is bar samandri tofaan ko serious......
- Mery dant mai keera tha doctr ny
Mery dant mai keera tha Doctr ny kha kuch din sirf chae & rass khao......
- Ek larka hota hy us ko musician
Ek Larka Hota Hy Us Ko Musician Ban’ne Ka Bht Shauq Hota Hy. Wo Apni......
- Dont go around saying the world owes
Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing.......
- Modern definition 0f boy friend
Modern Definition 0f ‘ Boy Friend ‘ A Person Who Has To Like All The......
- Texi drivr kaha jana ha bangali bol dia
Texi Drivr: kaha jana ha Bangali: BOL-DIA Taxi Drivr: Kb bola Bangali: bol dya ni......
- Bewiwo kon c chez hai jo tm
Bewi.wo kon c chez hai jo tm roz roz dekh tu sakty ho per torr......
- 70 girls sweet hoti hain 75 beautiful
70% GIRLS Sweet hoti hain, 75% Beautiful, 85% intelligent, 90% Masum , & 100% Pyari......
- Police ne 1 sharabi ko pakra phir
Police ne 1 Sharabi ko pakra. Phir 1 Gadhay ke agay Pani or Sharab ki......
- Girl jab tum ko fone karo
GirL: Jab tum ko fone karo tum Shave kar rahe hote ho Tm din mei......
- Today i met super mario greeted him
Today I met Super Mario.. I greeted him n asked ‘ Do You Remember Me......
- Nokrani se bartan toot gaya malkin ne
NoKrani Se Bartan Toot Gaya. MalKin Ne Kaha: haramzadi Ye Kya Kia Tu Ne? Bacha:......
- A guy using facebook in class puts
A guy using FACEBOOK in class puts up his status: ‘Using FB in class’ After......
- 1 rupia lakh nhi hota magar phir
1 Rupia 1 Lakh nhi hota! Magar phir b 1 Rupia 1 Lakh se nikal......
- Arguing with boys is like wrestling wd
Arguing with boys is like wrestling wd a hippopotamus in mud! After smtime u realise......
- Zero meter sms aj kal karachi
Zero Meter SmS.. Aj Kal KARACHI K Halaat Aesy Hain _.-‘-._FaRaZ_.-‘-._ Jo Apny Ghar Pohnch......
- A guy sitting wid his girlfriend drinking
A guy sitting wid his girlfriend, drinking beer says,’I love u’ Gf says:’Is it U......
- 1 aadmi hi ki nature samjh skta
1 Aadmi Hi Aadmi ki Nature.. Samjh skta hy. Ghor Frmaiye ! Customer: Mujhy 1......
- Employee i need salary increment 3
EmplOyee: I Need Salary Increment.. 3 Other Companies Are After Me. Boss: Really? Which Three?......
- Admi mujhay dog food lena hai sales
Admi: Mujhay Dog Food lena hai. Sales Girl: Kya apke pas Kutta hai? Admi: Hn......
- Ek aurat faqeer se maine tumhain
Ek Aurat Faqeer Se: Maine Tumhain Pehle Bhi Kahin Dekha Hai : . . .......
- Ek aadmi library gaya aur khudkushi par
Ek Aadmi Library gaya aur KHUD’KUSHI par Book maangi. Librarian ne aik nazar usay dekha......
- Irl papa insan kahan se aaya papa
irl: Papa insan kahan se aaya? Papa: Allah ne adam aur hawa banaye, unke bache......
- Boytumhari judai me neendh urr jati haichain
boy:tumhari judai me neendh urr jati hai,chain khota hai,dil rota hai,dard hota hai girl:kameney check......
- Arz hai dengue ko smajhne ka
Arz hai Dengue ko Smajhne ka hai ye Tariqa Macharo ki Dunya ka hai ye......
- Maa beti kya kar rahi ho
MAA : Beti kya kar rahi ho..? BETI : Parh rahi hu.. MAA : Excelent......
- Marez doctor sy main 1month roz
Marez Doctor sy main 1month sy roz 50 rupay ki dwai ly rha hon mgr......
- Ek pagal letter likh raha tha doctor
Ek pagal letter likh raha tha. Doctor ne pocha kis ko likh rahy ho? Pagal:......
- Altaf ne to baray pyar se
Altaf Ne To Baray pyar Se bola k *KARACHI* hamara hai. *faraz* @ ZOLFQAR MIRZA@......
- Aj ka totka agar apko rona
AJ KA TOTKA Agar ApKo Rona Aa Raha Ho To Ap Aaina Dekh Len.. .......
- Dear radio we want to
Dear Radio , We Want To Hear Music Not Two Idiots Talking =P Sincerely, Every......
- mohabat ho jaye ya raat
:: Mohabat Ho Jaye :: Ya … :: Raat mein Light ChaLi Jaye :: AnJam......
- Important notice to keep up with the
Important Notice! To Keep up with the Current Trend & to remain in Power, The......
- A japanese came to india he took
A japanese came to INDIA… He took an autto to go to the airport on......
- Kbi kbi yuhi sochta hu usne meri
Kbi kbi YuHi Sochta hu usne meri Muhabat ko Q thukrya Jb k hr bar......
- Judgekya tum kabhi jail gaey ho chor
Judge_Kya tum kabhi jail gaey ho? Chor rotay hoay: Ji naheen hazoor! Judge_Tou iss main......
- ek ladki class me gana ga
*. .Ek ladki class me gana ga rahi thi O ZARA zara TOUCH ME touch......
- Dad whos this girl boy
Dad: Whos this girl??? . . Boy: My girlfriend. . . . . Next day......
- Boy your teeth are like the
Boy: Your Teeth Are Like The Stars Girl: Awww … Thanks Are They That Much......
- Bf baby what r u doing
BF: Baby, what r u doing? GF: Nothing much, really tired, just going to sleep......
- Mezban kia apke liye kaddo sharif pakwa
Mezban: Kia apke liye KADDO SHARIF pakwa lon? MEHMAN: Gunahgar sa banda hon KADDO SHARIF......