A boy went to buy talking parrot
Boy: main kasa lagta hon?
Parot: begairat lagtay ho.
Boy.parrot badtameez hai
shopkeeper ne parrot ko pani me dobaya or pocha.. Phir gali dega?
Parot: n0
Boy: agr mere sath ghr me larki aye to tum kya socho ge?
Parot: biwi hogi
Boy: agr do ayen?
Parot: biwi or sali
Boy: agr 3 ayen
Parot: biwi sali or behan
Boy: agr 4 hon?
Parot: le aao pani bhai…Me ne to pehle hi bola tha begairt hai!
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