Story:

Once a boy was a smoking at airport girl asked:

1 din main kitne cigrette peete ho?

boy:why?

Girl:agr ab tk zindgi me cigrete pe khrach kye hue pese bachate to samne khari hui car tumharie hoti.

Boy:ap cigrete peeti hain?

Girl:No

Boy:to wo car ap ki hy?

Girl:No

Boy:Thanks for advice,

Wo car mere hi hy.

Moral zyada lecture dene se bezti b ho jati hy.