1 Murghi ne 3 Anday Dye, Or Dua Mangi k Ae Allah Mri Olad ko Siyastdan Bnana, Jb 1 Anda Tuta to ZARDARI NiklA, Jb 2sra Tuta to Nawaz Sharif Nikla, Jb 3rd Anda Tuta hi Nhin to Murghi Preshan Hogai, Itne Me Anday Se Awaz i Ammi Me altaf hussain Hun, sirf phone pe rabta ho ga.
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Apka style apki smile apki ankhien apki batien apka bolna apka chalna apka muskrana apka......
- sbzi teri ho handi meri wa
¤ Sbzi teri ho Handi meri ho wa wa Gari meri ho C.N.G teri ho......
- Boy friend agar tum india me hoti
Boy friend: Agar Tum India Me Hoti To Wo Log Zarur Tumhari Poja Karte. Girl......
- Boy from the day i met you
Boy: From The Day I Met You, I Havn’t Drank Or Smoked.. Girl: How Sweet......
- Tum se acha to gali ka azad
Tum se acha To Gali ka azad Kutta Hai . ‘mere dost’! . . .......
- Na dil ko behlaneyk liye na ghar
Na diL Ko ‘BEHLANEY’K liye NA Ghar me ‘SJANEY’K liye Bus ‘app’ ki ik ‘TASVEER’......
- Teacher batao nasli kutte ki subse
Teacher : Batao Nasli kutte ki subse bari neshani kia hai ? Student: jo apne......
- Damaad ji bus tumhari he kami
”DAMAAD JI……… BUS TUMHARI HE KAMI HAI …. JALDI AJAO !!! (Nusrat Bhutto)…...
- If your are a girl and you
If Your Are A Girl And You R Single ! . . . . …......
- Best msg of the day har
=Best Msg Of= The Day ‘Har Wo Din Tumhare Liye behtreen Hai, . . .......
- A jao na plz tum bhi a
A jao na plz tum bhi a jao na ammi bhi hain abu bhi hain......
- Agr apna dimagh check krna hai tu
‘Agr apna DIMAGH check krna hai tu COW k samne kharey ho jyn Agr COW......
- Faraz k baad ab nawaz sharif lye
Faraz k baad ab ‘Nawaz Sharif’ k lye Arz Karty Hain ‘Ganjay’ Teri Sharafat Pay......
- Boss balance apne bheja hai jab
Boss balance apne bheja hai? . . . . . . . . . .......
- Girl tum mere liye kia kar sakte
Girl: Tum mere liye kIa kIa kar sakte ho? Boy: Bolo kIa karo? Girl: Mere......
- Woh sabun ki khushbu wo thanda pani
Woh sabun ki khushbu, wo thanda pani , wo shampoo ki mehek, wo dhule huae......
- Qasam se tum bohat khubsurat ho
Qasam se TUM bohat khubsurat ho Dunya ki nazar se khud ko bacha lo kajal......
- A book is a version of the
A book is a version of the world. If you do not like it, ignore......
- you are a b c d atractive beautiful
=. You are, A-B-C-D ¤Atractive ¤Beautiful ¤Cute ¤Dear E-F-G * Excellent * Funny * Genius......
- Ek ladka apni grl frnd ko le
Ek ladka apni grl frnd ko le kar ghumne jata hai, . . . aur......
- Pyarey bhaiyya 27 august ko hamara
Pyarey Bhaiyya!! 27 August ko Hamara VaLima hai, Zaroor ana.. Mere MoBiLe mein BaLance nahi......
- Lab sil jate hain jab tum samne
Lab sil Jate hain jab tum samne aate ho, Dil Dharakta hai jab nazrain milate......