Small joke about U:
Think u r sitting in front of computer,
what computer will think,
do u know?
‘Intel inside
mental outside’.
haha:-D
Wait dont laugh,
joke is not over,
U r standing in front of fridge,
what fridge will think,
do u know.?
‘Cool inside
Fool outside’
Now laugh:- hahahaha:-
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