LUX = Rs. 35
PALMOLIVE = Rs. 28
CAPRI = Rs. 20
LIFE BUOY = Rs. 25
SAFEGUARD = Rs. 32
TIBET = Rs. 16
NOOR = Rs. 26
DETTOL = Rs. 35
DOVE = Rs. 95
.
In main se koi b lay lo lekin please…
‘NAHA LO’
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