Jis mulk K nojwano mai roza rkhny ki taqat na
ho;-(
Jo 2 ghnty khry ho kr traweh na prh sken;-(
*5wqt ki Namaz jn k liye bojh ho;-(
*jo Nmaz e Tahajud k qreb na jaty hon;-(
*Quran e Pak ki tlawat jn k liye mushkil ho;-(
un k lye phr zardari hi behtreen
sadar
hy…*?
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