Girl (in train):

Can i sit here.?

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Boy:

Its all urs

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Girl:

Can i take some water.?

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Boy:

My pleasure

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Girl:

Bhaiya agla station konsa hy?

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Boy:

Mere baap ne mere dimag mai koi GPS fit nhi kya hy

jaldi seat khali kr nend aa rhi hy :p