“â€For You‒
Ur 5 qualities:
1———
2———
3———
4———
5———
Agar zindagi main kabhi
koi acha kam kia hota
to aj ye jaga khali na hoti
Related SMS:
- Ur 5 qualities 1 2 3
Ur 5 qualities: 1——— 2——— 3——— 4——— 5——— Agar zindagi main kabhi koi acha kam......
- Two are the qualities which can never
‘Two are the qualities which can never co-exist in a hypocrit :Good conduct and understanding......
- Ur 5 qualities 1 2 3
Ur 5 qualities: 1——— 2——— 3——— 4——— 5——— Agar zindagi main kabhi koi acha kam......
- Aap main 10 qualities hain 1
Aap Main 10 Qualities Hain..! 1. Aap Buhat Achay Hain. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6.......
- Courage is the first of human qualities
Courage is the first of human qualities because it is the quality which guarantees the......
- Even great qualities of a tudent
$even Great Qualities Of A $tudent: 1. CONSISTENCY- once a zero, always a zero;-) 2.......
- Aap mein 10 qualities hain1 bohat achay
Aap mein 10 qualities hain..1. Aap bohat achay hain. 2.Ap bohat smart hain. 3.Ap bohut......
- This is my leg
This is my leg || || || || ||___ |____) . . . Itni der......
- Mummy kaha se laye
Son – Papa kya aap kabhi Egypt gaye ho? Papa – nahi. Par kyu? Son......
- Cheese is Cheese
Cheese is Cheese Butter is butter if u 4get me i will throw u in......
- Raat hogayi soja shaitaan.
Andheri sadak, Sunsan kabristan, Suni haweli, Kala aasman, Raat hogayi soja shaitaan....
- U r on a bus need
U r on a bus & U need 2 fart … But d music is......
- Kya tm gareeb ho yes or
Kya tm gareeb ho? YES or NO? Agr ameer ho to 50 ka balance bhejo…......
- Cute insult girl i want
CUTE INSULT : . . Girl : I Want To Say Something To U..!! .......
- Tip of da day 3 muuli
“Tip Of Da Day” 3 Muuli Waly Parathy 2gobi Waly Parathy 1plate Mash Ki Dal......
- Hoshiar rehna koi kuch b khanay k
Hoshiar rehna Koi kuch b khanay k lye de 2 mut khana Idhar udhar nigah......
- Question kute aur sher mai kia farq
QuEsTiOn KuTe AuR ShEr MaI KiA FaRq HaI < > . . < > :......
- Are u free now shall i call
ArE u FrEe NoW ShAlL i CaLl u ? . . . . . .......
- Hold ur breath pagal marna hai
Hold ur breath……… . . . . . . . . . . . .......
- b a d l u c
> > B A d L u C k < < I W a n......
- If sm1 ask me wt is meant
If Sm1 ask me Wt is Meant by Lyf I wud Sit Nxt 2My Frnds......
- Yahan bi hoga wahan ab to
Yahan bi hoga Wahan bi hoga Ab to saray jahan mein hoga Kiya (./) /.”.)......
- Meaning of days sundayitwar mondaypeer tuesdaymangal wednesdaybudh
Meaning of days. Sunday:itwar Monday:peer Tuesday:mangal Wednesday:budh Thursday:jumerat Friday:juma Saturday:hfta Bewakuf itnay baray hogaye ho......
- Boy hi girl hey how are
Boy: Hi Girl: Hey How are you . what are you doing ? Boy: I......
- Last night i had a dream of
Last night i had a dream of u. U were traveling in bus! Suddenly the......
- Read this msg only if u r
Read this msg ONLY IF U R PREGNANT! R u pregnant?? Nhi na? Then y......
- Meray piyarey doost ye tum paglon
Meray piyarey Doost! Ye tum? Paglon ki tarah kya dhoond rahey ho? …...
- Quotcricketquot the craze of nation quotpianoquot
"Cricket" The Craze of Nation. "Piano" The Pen of Nation. "Lux" The Soap of Nation.......
- Kya tumhain yaad hy wo raat
Kya Tumhain YAAD Hy? Wo Raat Wo Mulaqat Wo Mera Israr Wo Tera Inkar Aur......
- Chand taray kamaal rakhte hay phool
cHaNd tArAy kAmAaL rAkHtE hAy pHoOL B hUsNe JaMaAL rAkHtE hAy JaNe kAb MeHfIL ME......
- You are the sweetest person in this
You are the sweetest person in this world… Yakin nahin ata!.. Suraj ki kasam..!! Aaila!!......
- If you think i m bad
If You Think I m Bad. . . Come To Me… I’ll Give You More......
- U know r an active internet surfer
U know U r an Active Internet Surfer When 1. Ur bookmarks take 15 min.......
- Oye ayesha ka kya bana 99
Oye ayesha ka kya bana? 99% stupids will not read this full sms? N wil......
- Itni masoomiat kahan se latey hoitna acha
Itni masoomiat kahan se latey ho?itna acha kese muskaratey ho?bachapan se hi kaminey ho ya......
- Arz kiya hai aey asman k
Arz kiya hai.. Aey asman k chand taron (wah wah) aye asman k chand taron......
- Remember no matter how bad you r
REMEMBER: no matter how bad you r, . . . . You are nt totally......
- jab mainay tum ko pheli baar
>> Jab mainay tum ko pheli baar dekha khan sahab...
- Koi ek din select karen 1
Koi Ek Din Select Karen, 1. Sunday 2. Monday 3. Tuesday 4. Wednesday 5. Thursday......
- A light can replace dark success failure
A light can replace dark A success can replace failure A smile can replace pain......
- Main jaanta hoon k aap ne kisi
Main jaanta hoon k aap ne kisi ladki k saath chakkar nahin chalaya. Kisi bi......
- Bpki nazron se hum ghayal ho gaye
Bpki nazron se hum ghayal ho gaye. Aapki smile ke hum kayal ho gaye. Sms......
- Full kameena pan 1st frnd bro
Full kameena pan..!! 1st frnd:- Bro can i use your phone to call my grlfrnd..??......
- Jo tum ko dil se pyar kare
Jo Tum Ko Dil Se Pyar Kare Tum Pe Jaan Nisar Kare Tumhara Sada Intizar......
- Aap ki ek baat mujhe bohat pasand
Aap ki ek baat mujhe bohat pasand hai, Aap jab bhi koi sms karte hain,......
- Dil se dillagi hum kia nhi karte
Dil se dillagi hum kia nhi karte! Ye dil hum hr kisi ko diya nhi......
- I always ask god to give u
I always ask God to give u what u Deserve, not what u Desire?!! pata......
- You are a normal person in
You Are A Normal Person In Case 0f : . . . 1- U Got......
- Pride attitude and confidence are like underwear
Pride, Attitude And Confidence Are Like Underwear, You Should Always Have It, But Need Not......
- Merey marney ki ik waja tu ho
Merey Marney Ki Ik Waja Tu Ho Ghee, Merey Marney Ki Ik Waja Tu Ho......
- Punjab vich eana pani ay 5 darya
Punjab vich eana Pani ay. 5 Darya, 135 Nehran, 65,000 khalay, 14,000 chhapar, 1,76,250 nalkay,......
- Smile is a language of luvsmile way
Smile is a language of luv….Smile is a way 2 get success…..Smile is 2 win......
- Read each word from right sideasuomafrotcoddlotemtahtylnolatnemstneitapevahehttnelatotdaersihtegassem
Read each word From Right Side AsuomaFrotcoDdloTeMtahTylnOlatneMstneitaPevaHehTtnelaToTdaeRsihT^^egasseM...
- Kbi yaad ay to fone kr lenapaise
Kbi yaad ay to FONE kr lena, Paise kam ho to SMS kr lena, Agr......
- Allah apki umer lambi kreallah ap ko
Allah apki umer lambi kreAllah ap ko khush rkheAllah ap k rizq men izafa kreAllah......
- Film 786 ke naam se holland me
Film 786 Ke Naam se Holland Me 1 Movie Bani Hai, Jisme Nabi-Ye-Karim [Sallahoalaihewaslim] Ka......
- Attention please ur brain wil b refreshed
Attention Please! UR Brain Wil B Refreshed In Next 5 Seconds.. 5. 4. 3. 2.......
- What is the difference between monkey
What is the difference between Monkey & Donkey ? Monkey saves this message & Donkey......
- I want 2 kill u but
I Want 2 Kill U But I Can’t,Bcoz, I.P.C.340(B) ‘According 2this Rule, Killing Or Hunting......
- Where r u u u not replying
Where r u? U r u not replying? I m worried coz todays paper I......
- Flowersbutterfly a beautiful scene starsmoon
Flowers+butterfly = A beautiful scene. Stars+moon = A romantic night. Rain+monsoon = A lovely weather.......
- Yaroo se miltey milatey rahiye call ki
Yaroo se miltey milatey rahiye Call ki g a or baten banatey rahiye Magar Aap......
- Plz call meits urgent ek accident ho
Plz call me,its urgent. Ek accident ho gaya hai. . . Aap ka hi blood......
- Khuda kare ke tum zindgi me bahut
Khuda kare ke tum zindgi me bahut aage bado.. itne aage bado ke jisase bhi......
- Mrkh stpid bdh dffer bewkf ghoch
M_RKH, ST_PID, B_DH_, D_FFER, BEWK_F, GHOCH_, _LL_, DEKHA..! EVERYTHING IS INCOMPLETE WITHOUT “ U “……********……******…......
- Whos hot its u charming sweetest
Who‘s hot… Its U, Who‘s Charming… Its U, Who‘s Sweetest.. Its U, Who‘s Intelligent… Its......
- Meherban kadardan dekh tamsha meri jaan
MEHERBAN KADARDAN DEKH TAMSHA MERI JAAN AB YEH BANDAR(MONKEY) SMS PERH GA OR MUSKRAYE GA......
- Aye kaaaash k tum marasi
AYE KAAAASH….! . . K TUM….. ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; MARASI......
- Sms rates year 2001 rs 2
SmS RATES………… Year 2001: Rs 2 Year 2002: Rs 1 Year 2003: Rs 75 Year......
- A aaanchi x cuse me plz sorry
A A A A A A A A A A A A A A AAANCHI…..!......
- Jo tum ko dil se pyar kare
Jo Tum Ko Dil Se Pyar Kare Tum Pe Jaan Nisar Kare Tumhara Sada Intizar......
- R0se r laal sky neela ur
R0se r laal Sky r neela ur brain is Like khali Patila Bura man lia......
- Doctor implants new ear to a man
doctor implants new ear to a man Man: doctor! you swine you gave me an......
- Chandni ka ghoora sone ki lagaan message
Chandni ka GHOORA sone ki lagaan message parhne se pehle apko mera salam, Chai peene......
- Har lal rang red nahin hota insan
Har Lal rang red nahin hota, Har Insan bad nahin hota, Kaise kahoon par sach......
- Aankhon mein shrafat chaal nazakat dil main
Aankhon mein shrafat Chaal mein nazakat dil main sachaii chehre main safai phir kyun na......
- Your brain will bi refresh within next
Your Brain will bi Refresh within next 5 Minutes.. 5.. 4.. 3.. 2.. 1.. 0........
- max insultz id insult
… MaX iNsUlTz … * I’d Insult You, But You Are Not Bright Enough To......
- After 7 days 159 hrs 16890
After 7 Days! After 159 Hrs! After 16890 Mins After 1015200seconds! Sub Log….. . .......
- Ye badal bijli sirf aap k
Ye BADAL Ye BIJLI Sirf Aap K Liye, Ye HAWA Ye MAUSAM Sirf Ap K......
- Meray piyarey doost ye tum paglon
Meray Piyarey Doost! Ye Tum… . . . . . . . . . .......
- Yar gal sun masjid wichu
Yar gal sun . . . . . . . . . . . Masjid......
- L l l o l faansi jl
l—-l- l ‘.o l /l Faansi l JL _l_ Aah v tere vangu sms ni......
- You are abcdefghijkl a adorable b brilliant c cute
You are ABCDEFGHIJKL A-adorable B-brilliant C-cute D-dashing E-exciting F-fantastic G-gr8 H-humorous I-intelligent J-Joke K-kaisa L-laga...
- Aajib hai nakhre tere tera style hai
Aajib Hai Nakhre Tere… Aajib Tera Style Hai… Naak Pochne Ki Tameez Nahi Haathoo Main......
- Chand par kaali ghata chaati to hogi
Chand par kaali ghata chaati to hogi, Sitaron mein Chamak aati to hogi, Tum lakh......
- 3 tips to break a miror 1
3 tips to break a miror: 1. pathar mar ker tod do. 2. utha ke......
- Ohh ye dekho kitni jaga khali
Ohh Ye Dekho … … … … … … … … … … … …......
- Ultimate insult i love your smile
Ultimate Insult..!! I love your smile because.. . . . . My favorite colour is......
- Behbod e abadi waly kehty hain jo zyada
Behbod-e-Abadi Waly kehty hain jo zyada sms kray ga Usko chabi wala Teka lga kr......
- Tammaaaaaam khooobsoorat logon ko itlla di
Tammaaaaaam ‘khooobsoorat’ Logon ko itlla Di jaati Hy k ? , ? ? ? ?......
- Mobile kiya hai answer dhoond
Mobile kiya hai? ? ? ? ? ? ? Answer dhoond rahe ho kiya? Ye......
- Ab so jao k sapnay intezar karte
‘ab so jao k sapnay intezar karte hain faraz theak nahin khawabon se dushmani karna’...
- Great sayings this life is
Great Sayings. . . ‘This Life is Too short Even to Get Jaali Degree, ,......
- Sardi aur beizzati jitni mehsoos karoge utni
‘Sardi aur Beizzati jitni Mehsoos karoge utni lagegi…’ . so Be ‘COOL’ & Be ‘DHEET’…......
- Ittle poem 4u birds mis u
ITTLE POEM 4U Birds mis u Lions mis u Elephant mis u Monkies mis u......
- Chand ki aan ho tum sitaro
Chand ki AAN ho tum Sitaro ki JAAN ho tum Phoolon ka ARMAN ho tum......
- Mobile ko ejaad karne wale ka sapna
Mobile Ko Ejaad Karne Wale Ka Sapna Tha K Dunya Me . . . .......
- Agar is sms ko delete kiya to
Agar is sms ko delete kiya to kutta.. Forward kiya to chutiya.. Save kiya to......
- Alag baat hai aap ke pass
(~,*Alag Baat Hai*,~) Aap ke pass dimaag hai, Chalta nahi woh alag baat hai.~) Aap......
- Itni badtmeez larki mai ne zindagi
Itni badtmeez larki Mai ne zindagi me nhi dekhi Jo sb k samne Mry kan......
- Story once a boy was smoking at
Story: Once a boy was a smoking at airport girl asked: 1 din main kitne......
- Dil k mehman ban jao aankhon
Dil k mehman ban jao, Aankhon ka armaan ban jao Honton ki muskaan ban jao,......
- Ek larka cycle par ja raha tha
Ek larka cycle par ja raha tha Road par cow ka gobar para hua tha......
- SMS# 353104
,.-.-.-._ (‘.’) _.-.-.-., ”-.,-.’: )( :’-,.-” ‘-..-‘ ‘ll’ ‘-..-‘ Mene is titli se pocha tum......
- Boy 2 girl during fight mujh se
Boy 2 girl during fight: Mujh se panga na lena maen shair ka bacha hoon......
- I m lamp u r light
I m Lamp U r Light I m Coke U r Sprite I m Sawan......
- Animals ki khosusiyat 1 tota duniya
Animals ki khosusiyat: 1. Tota Duniya ki hr zuban bol sakta hy 2. Oont 15......
- Zindagi mai kuch sapny saja lena dil
Zindagi mai kuch sapny saja lena, Dil mai kuch arman jaga lena, Hum aap ki......
- I like u miss love find my
I like u I miss u I love u I find u my best friend......
- Baharo phool barsao mera dostaya hai
Baharo phool barsao mera “DOSTâ€aya hai. Hoto pe muskan, gali me mehak laya hai. Barso......
- What is a difference between kiss car
What? is a difference between a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey? A kiss is......
- Boy frnd bohat romantic andaz me
Boy frnd (Bohat romantic andaz me): Jaan dekho main tumhari zulfoon ke liye kiya laya!!!......
- Le k pehla pyar bhar aakho
Le k Pehla Pehla Pyar Le k Pehla Pehla Pyar Bhar k Aakho Mai Khumar......
- Tum aesi roti nahi bana sakhti husband
Tum aesi roti nahi bana sakhti Husband: Tum aesi roti nahi bana sakhti jesi meri......
- Hmesha apni pasand k raste pr chalo
Hmesha Apni Pasand k Raste Pr Chalo Apne Alfaz me Baat kro Srf Wo kro......
- Meray kamray me urr rahay hain badal
Meray kamray me urr rahay hain badal Wah wah wah meray kamray me urr rahay......
- G krda bai tenu chetter maara krda
G krda bai G krda Tenu chetter maara G krda, G krda bai G krda,......
- Aik pakistani mna se kisi ne pocha
Aik Pakistani MNA se kisi ne pocha: Kya aap ki degree asli hai?.. Wo bola:......
- Tapti hoi dhoop ki loo hay zardari
Tapti hoi dhoop ki LOO hay Zardari.. Sadar kè naam pè THOO hay Zardari.. Ab......
- Ap haseen ap nice great famous
Ap Haseen! ap Nice! ap Great! ap Famous! ap Beautiful! ap Inteligent! ap Star! ap......
- Teri galiyo me na rakhenge kadam aaj
Teri Galiyo me Na Rakhenge Kadam aaj k Bad Ghor Frmayega Teri Galiyo me Na......
- 1 merasi k ghr samne kutta mara
1 merasi k ghr k samne kutta mara para tha merasi ne Municipal Committe ko......
- Har kamina apney apko shareef smjhta he
*Har ‘kamina’ apney apko ‘shareef’ smjhta he..! : : : ap btayen ap khud ko......
- Girl friend i like ur teeth
Girl friend: I like ur ‘teeth Boy friend: Oh really, why Girl frnd: Becoz yellow......
- Kitny armano se shadi ki rat uska
Kitny armano se Shadi ki rat uska Ghongat uthaya Mene.. DOST. Wo bare piyar se......
- Jab b aap ki yaad aati hy
Jab B Aap ki Yaad Aati Hy.. To Dil Me Ek Aawaz Aati Hy.. *JAL......
- Yaqeenan woh shakhs goonga hai jis
‘Yaqeenan woh shakhs goonga hai, jis ne mera zikar suna aur gaali na di.’ (Altaf......
- Agar ap k pas zara bi waqt
Agar Ap k pas zara bi waqt ho to Mere is sawal ka jawab dain......
- Toffee chabai nahi jati to chocolate kha
Toffee Chabai Nahi Jati To Chocolate Kha Liya Karo! Wah wah wah!! Larki phasai Nahi......
- Ek jungle main taarzan janvaron ko unki
Ek Jungle main ‘Taarzan’ janvaron ko unki zaat bata raha tha Shair: JUTT Cheeta: RAJPUT......
- 1 8 year girls love mom 8 12
1-8 year girls love MOM 8-12 year girls love DAD 14-22 year girls love ‘UMAR’......
- Sab kaminay ek zarori elan suno
Sab kaminay ek zarori elan suno. . . . . . . . . .......
- Rbic ewz haaza zardari beghairatun azaabun
*ÄRÄBIC ÑEWZ* HaaZa Zardari Beghairatun, Azaabun Fi Insanun, Fasaadun Khabeesun Mulkun, inki wajatun sailabun, Aata-Tunn.......
- Haalaat ki majboori hai warna hum kisi
Haalaat ki majboori hai warna hum kisi se kam nahi . . . Koi humara......
- Jaisay heeray ko heera kat ta hai
Jaisay Heeray ko Heera kat ta hai. . . Aay Mulk ko lootne walay tjay......
- Ye sirf test msg hay nechay dekhnay
Ye sirf TEST msg hay nechay dekhnay k liye button na dabain shukriya. . .......
- Jootay parnay k bad zardari farmata hy
Jootay parnay k bad Zardari farmata hy: Tum kitne jooty maro ge mai sary jooty......
- Awaam k liye 1 or tensi0n pakistan
Awaam k liye 1 or tensi0n Pakistan P0st Office Ne ASIF ZARDARI ki Tasveer Waly......
- Teacher zardari kab jhoot bolta hai
Teacher: zardari kab jhoot bolta hai…..? ? ? ? ? ? ? Student: jab woh......
- Usay kal itna me ne hansaya k
‘Usay’ kal itna me ne hansaya k . . . . . . . .......
- Assi v smaart tusi sada rang
‘Assi v Smaart’ ‘Tusi v Smaart’ Sada v Rang saaf’ Twda v rang saaf’ Bas......
- Mobile pe phir 1 virus aaya hay
Mobile pe phir 1 virus aaya hay Agr’00707’nmbr se koi call aye to atend na......
- Jani 20 rupe ka balance to bhejna
Jani 20 rupe ka Balance to bhejna! .. .. .. .. .. Kia howa pese......
- Dro us dn se jb ksi k
Dro us DN se Jb Ksi k hath kuch nahi Aega Hr koi khali hath......
- Dil me tm dharkan aankho sanson
Dil me Tm : : Dharkan me Tm : : Aankho me Tm : :......
- Fm pe abi suna hai k masjidon
F.M pe abi abi suna hai k masjidon se jotey or lotey chori karne wala......
- London k halaat ko dekhtay huay ab
London k halaat ko dekhtay huay ab hum Altaf Bhai ko mashwara daitay hain …......
- Small joke about u think u
Small joke about U: Think u r sitting in front of computer, what computer will......
- Aaj india ki azadi k moqay par
Aaj India ki -Azadi k moqay par Aoo India ki barbadi k liay mil k......
- Ay barish k nanhey qtro us
Ay Barish K Nanhey Qtro Us K Chehry Ko Bhigo Dena Us K Galon Ko......
- Kitabon se daleel doon ya tumhe samne
kitabon se daleel doon ya Tumhe samne Rakh doon.. =DOST = wo Mujh se Pooch......
- Bisti m0ments 1when u r too
Bisti m0ments. 1.when u r too xcited n operatr says ‘ur acount balnc is insufficient’......
- New offer call rates ab aqal
NEW OFFER..!! . . . . . Call Rates Ab AQAL K Hisaab Se HonGe......
- Film loot lo pakistan hero asif
(FILM) Loot Lo Pakistan HERO: Asif Zardari HEROIN: Fozia Wahab SIDE HERO: Yousf Raza Gilani......
- 4 ghante tk pappu ki call ka
?4 ghante tk Pappu ki call ka intizar krne k bad Pinky ne kia kh0ob......
- Bore ho rahe to seerhi se neeche
Bore ho rahe ho to seerhi se neeche jao +-+ +-+ +-+ +-+ +-+ +-+......
- Wapda waloun ki maa ki azmaat
Wapda waloun ki maa ki…… . . . . . . . . . .......
- 1 raat kutta bhonk rha thafaraz
1 raat kutta bhonk rha tha’FARAZ’ Waooooo Waooo Waoooo Waooooo Waooo Waooo Waooo Waooo Haan......
- Pakistan ka sa se wadda chawal insaan
Pakistan ka sa se WADDA CHAWAL insaan kon hai? Yeh jan’nay k liye dekhiye kal......
- Apna hath apne sar pe phairen aik
Apna hath apne sar pe phairen! Aik bar phir phairen Dobara phairen Chalen 1 bar......
- Plz ignore mt krna pehle mjhe bhi
Plz ignore mt krna pehle mjhe bhi yaken ni tha.Me b ni manta tha ye......
- Thora sa apna face mobile ki screen
Thora sa apna face Mobile ki screen k Samnay karo! . Thora Sa 0r. Thora......
- ye mulk kabhi taraqqi nahi kar
*. .Ye Mulk kabhi Taraqqi nahi kar sakta, Q k..! Parhe likhy Log bhi, ‘ANGHOTHA’......
- Agr ap k paas time hai to
Agr Ap K Paas Time Hai To Is Ko Neeche Karain Bohat Shukria Agar Mazeed......
- 1 hejra burka pehan kr admi
1 Hejra BURKA pehan kr 1 ADMI ko BEWAKOOF bana rha tha. K men LARKI......
- Hmko yun pagal bnana chor do bewja
HmKo Yun Pagal Bnana Chor Do Bewja satana Chor Do Tmhari to khushbo b Ajeeb......
- 11 saal jail me rehnay wala shakhs
11 saal jail me rehnay wala shakhs hamara ‘President’ 6 saal jail me rehnay wala......
- Mei karachi k halat behtr krne ki
Mei karachi k HaLat Behtr krne ki koshsh kr to rha hun Ab kia Suprmen......
- Apne husn pe itna naaz mat karo
Apne Husn pe itna naaz mat karo aye dost, Tere jaise haseen aur bhi hain......
- Is hafty ki top dialtunes parday
Is Hafty Ki TOP DialTunes ‘PARDAY ME REHNE DO BY ALTAF BHAI’ ko set krny......
- Bhoot ka beta apni mom se khush
Bhoot ka Beta Apni Mom Se Khush Ho K Bola: ‘Mom,Me Kitna Drowna Hoon Na?......
- Gadha b jo na khaye wo ghaas
Gadha B Jo Na Khaye Wo Ghaas Ho Tm, Stupid Idiot Bkwas Ho Tm, 52......
- Apka style apki smile ankhien batien
Apka style apki smile apki ankhien apki batien apka bolna apka chalna apka muskrana apka......
- sbzi teri ho handi meri wa
¤ Sbzi teri ho Handi meri ho wa wa Gari meri ho C.N.G teri ho......
- Boy friend agar tum india me hoti
Boy friend: Agar Tum India Me Hoti To Wo Log Zarur Tumhari Poja Karte. Girl......
- Boy from the day i met you
Boy: From The Day I Met You, I Havn’t Drank Or Smoked.. Girl: How Sweet......
- Attention research k mutabiq phone pr
Attention: Research k mutabiq phone pr intehai ziada dair baat krne se dmagh pr boht......
- Tum se acha to gali ka azad
Tum se acha To Gali ka azad Kutta Hai . ‘mere dost’! . . .......
- Tanhaiyaan jab ooper
TANHAIYAAN *’=’=’=’=’* *’=’=’=’* – – – – – – – – – – Jab ooper......
- 1 kunwen main kutta gir gaya kuch
1 Kunwen main Kutta gir gaya. Kuch log Kunwe ko Pak karne k liye Molvi......
- Agar koi tumhare pas aay or kahe
Agar koi tumhare pas aay or kahe ‘Tum Bewaqof Ho Tou koi lamha zaya mat......
- Zardari jab mai maron to mujhy garhi
Zardari: Jab Mai Maron To Mujhy Garhi Khuda Baksh Mein Dafnaya Jaye….. GHANWA Bhutto: Yai......
- Judge tm par jo ilzamat sabit
Judge : Tm par jo ilzamat sabit ho rhy hain Is par apni safai may......
- Iltaf zardari ap zarde ki dukan kholdo
ILTAF: Zardari Ap Zarde ki Dukan kholdo Sab ap ki Seat Girane me lage hue......
- Agr apna dimagh check krna hai tu
Agr apna DIMAGH check krna hai tu COW k samne kharey ho jyn Agr COW......
- Court main faisla hoa ke 90 larkiyan
Court main faisla hoa ke 90% larkiyan bewakoof hotin hain larkiyon ne bhut shor machaya......
- Zardari hajj karne gaya jab wo shetaan
Zardari HAJJ Karne Gaya Jab Wo Shetaan Ko Pathar Marne Laga To Awaz Aai .......
- Boy proposing a girl mein
Boy Proposing A Girl : Mein Tumhare Liye Kuch B Kar Sakta Hoon. Girl :......
- Zindagi mein gadhay ki tarha kaam kartey
Zindagi Mein GADHAY Ki Tarha Kaam Kartey Kartey Jab Kabhi Saans Leney Kay Liye Ruko......
- Malte ne amrood se kaha tmhari
MALTE NE AMROOD SE KAHA: TMHARI TO KOI IZZAT HI NAHI TMHE LOG KAT KR......
- classical jawab 1st dost mai
~ Classical jawab ~ 1st Dost: Mai esa kya karu k teri shadi k bad......
- Yar 03123456789 this is my new
Yar 03123456789 this is my new Number plz save Mat kar Lena Pagal … Ye......
- Girl najumi ji mere 4 boyfrndz
Girl: ‘Najumi Ji, Mere 4 Boyfrndz hen unme se kis k sath shadi hogi? kon......
- Date pe jaane k liye paan waale
DATE Pe Jaane K Liye Paan Waale Se DING DONG Kya Maangi – FARAZ –......
- Boy hi girl with atitude
Boy :- Hi…….. Girl (with atitude) :- Do I know You ??? Boy :- (with......
- Pakistan ki jarain kis cheez sy kati
Pakistan ki jarain kis cheez sy kati ja rahi hyn? 1) Qenchi ya 2) Aari?......
- Ek zabrdust dil hila dene wala sms
‘Ek Zabrdust Dil Hila Dene Wala sMs . . . . . . . .......
- K0i larki hmain thukra dy to gum
K0i larki hmain thukra dy to gum ni! . . Wa wa . Koi lrki......
- Superb bezzati a girl wearing a
Superb Bezzati.. A GirL wearing a Burka was gOing On The Road. BoY gOing Just......