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- ye mulk kabhi taraqqi nahi kar
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- Hmko yun pagal bnana chor do bewja
HmKo Yun Pagal Bnana Chor Do Bewja satana Chor Do Tmhari to khushbo b Ajeeb......
- 11 saal jail me rehnay wala shakhs
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- Apne husn pe itna naaz mat karo
Apne Husn pe itna naaz mat karo aye dost, Tere jaise haseen aur bhi hain......
- Boy from the day i met you
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- Attention research k mutabiq phone pr
Attention: Research k mutabiq phone pr intehai ziada dair baat krne se dmagh pr boht......
- Tum se acha to gali ka azad
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- Na dil ko behlaneyk liye na ghar
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- Best msg of the day har
=Best Msg Of= The Day ‘Har Wo Din Tumhare Liye behtreen Hai, . . .......
- Faraz k baad ab nawaz sharif lye
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- Girl tum mere liye kia kar sakte
Girl: Tum mere liye kIa kIa kar sakte ho? Boy: Bolo kIa karo? Girl: Mere......
- Woh sabun ki khushbu wo thanda pani
Woh sabun ki khushbu, wo thanda pani , wo shampoo ki mehek, wo dhule huae......
- Qasam se tum bohat khubsurat ho
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- Ek ladka apni grl frnd ko le
Ek ladka apni grl frnd ko le kar ghumne jata hai, . . . aur......
- Wapda walo se guzarish he k
:Wapda Walo se guzarish he k: . . . . . . . . Apne......
- Lab sil jate hain jab tum samne
Lab sil Jate hain jab tum samne aate ho, Dil Dharakta hai jab nazrain milate......
- Esi konsi cheez he jo insan achanak
Esi konsi cheez he jo insan achanak khata he usay pata nahi hota? . .......