Ek c cheeta te ek c khota.
Dono shehar wich rehnday c
Cheete ne mobil lia te khotay ne v le lia
Hun cheete ne khotay nu sms kita
Te khota sms parh ria aey
Hun khota cheeta banan waste kisi hor nu a msg send kr k khush hovay ga
Pr onu ki pta k
cheeta,cheeta honda a tay khota,khota ;-
Hahaha
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