Bisti m0ments.
1.when u r too xcited n operatr
says ‘ur acount balnc is
insufficient’
2.when u t0ok 1h0ur to scrub
your face and your frnd
says ‘Tum ne aja m0nh ni
dh0ya?’ 😛
3.when teachr ask u a qustn
and u start drama by closing
eyes and show dat u r
remembring d ans althougH u
never open a buk:-D
4.WHEN u type a l0ng msg and
reply cAme ‘ok’ :-@
5.when u sing a beautiful s0ng
and your best frnd
say ‘meraasi’:-D
;-):-P:-D
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