What Did The Lonely Banana Say?
I’m”A-Kela” 😛
What Did The Potato Say Wen It Answered The Phone?
“Aaloo?” 😀
Wat Did The Confused Egg Say?
I Dont “Unda-Stand” 😛
Wat Language Do Carrots Speak?
“Gajar-Ati” 😀
Wat Did The First Pizza Slice Say To The Other Pizza Slice So It Would Move?
“Pizza-HUT” ;-> …
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