. Unusual quotes:-
* Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret 🙂
* Life is unsure, eat your dessert first 😀
* If you can’t convince someone, confuse them 😉
*Say the truth but run immediately after it B-)
* All desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive, fattening or married to someone else! 🙁
* Be happy because its the best revenge:D
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