Teacher: “BAHR-UL-KAHIL”
Kisay kEhtAy hAin?
StudEnt: Jo bEhrA oR KahiL Ho
Usay Bahr-ul-kahil
Kehtay hAin….
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Teacher; Translate into English “Yad-e-Mazi Azab hy Ya RAB, Cheen le Mjhse Hafiza Mera” Papu:My......
- Teacher bachcho practical ka matlab batao
TEACHER: Bachcho! practical ka matlab batao…! STUDENT: jab koi PRA(bhai) tickle(achar) khata hay to osay......
- Teacher bare hokr kiya bano ge
Teacher: Bare hokr kiya bano ge Teacher: Bare hokr kiya bano ge Pathan: Mera bap......
- Teacher batao saal me kitne mausam hote
Teacher: Batao saal me kitne mausam hote hain? Student: “Sir 4 mausam.” Tchr: Kaun kon......
- Teacher kia naam hai larki mena teacher
Teacher:- kia naam hai. Larki. Mena Teacher aagay ya peeche kuch lagati ho? Larki:-Sharmate hue......
- Good teacher ek teacher apne students
Good Teacher Ek teacher apne students ko kahta rahta tha K mein jb parhta tha......
- Tum kehtay ho ali as kay nam
*Tum kehtay ho ALI (a.s) kay nam say JANNAT nahi milti… *Mai kehta hun mil......
- Loog kehtay hai wo meray dar ka
Loog Kehtay Hai Wo Meray Dar Ka Jogi Ho Gaya Hai Per Dil Ka Kya......
- Hum yeh naihe kehtay keh un kaylye
hum yeh naihe kehtay keh un kaylye koi dua na mangay mohsin hum to baas......
- Haasham bn abi umaara kehtay hen k
HAASHAM BN ABI UMAARA KEHTAY HEN K Menay Imam Maola Ali {a.s} se suna k......
- Log kehtay hay k haseen mar jatay
log Kehtay Hay K Haseen Mar Jatay Hain To Sitaray Ban Jatay Hain May Kehti......
- Tum mohabat ko khail kehtay ho
Tum mohabat ko khail kehtay ho. Hum ne barbad zindagi kr li...
- Zindagi hey to khwab hain hain tu
Zindagi Hey to Khwab Hain, Khwab hain tu Manzilen Hain,Manzilen Hain to Rastay Hain Rastay......
- Mai usko e kehtay ruk gaya faraz
Mai Usko ?e kehtay kehtay Ruk Gaya Faraz Preeto Meray Nal Viah kar Lay.. …...
- Kehtay hyn k muhbt panay ka nahi
KehtAy hYn K MuhBt panAy kA Nahi KhoNay kA NaAM hAI, Is Liay Ap SB......
- Saamnay hai jo usay log bura kehtay
Saamnay Hai Jo Usay Log Bura Kehtay Hain, Jisko Dekha Hi Nahin Usko Khuda Kehtay......
- Chalo tum thek kehtay ho mohabbat aur
Chalo Tum Thek Kehtay Ho Mohabbat Aur Siyasat Main, Sabhi Atwaar Jaiz Hai,Chalo Hum Maan......
- Tum kehtay ho na humse humari bharpoor
Tum Kehtay Ho Na Humse Humari Bharpoor Chahatain Jitanay Ko Jazbat-E-Ba Perdah Ka Mukhrra Keranay......
- Theek kehtay ho tum bhee mery jan
Theek Kehtay Ho Tum Bhee Mery Jan Magar Ashak Thamtay Nahin Toot Jaty Hain Jab......
- Ham aksar aik doosray se kehtay hein
Ham aksar aik doosray se kehtay hein k I MISS YOU. Laykin kia ham nay......
- Kehtay thay mein mar jaon ga tum
Kehtay thay mein mar jaon ga Tum bin mein kuch kar jaon ga Teri khatir......
- Baha kay ansoo meray woh kehtay
baha kay ansoo meray woh kehtay hain fraz tumhary ankoon main pani kitna haseen lagta......
- Dil ki awaaz ko izhaar kehtay hein
Dil Ki Awaaz Ko Izhaar Kehtay Hein.. Jhuki Nigah Ko Iqrar Kehtay Hein.. Sirf Paanay......
- Zanjeer toot jaye gi kehtay hi ya
Zanjeer Toot Jaye Gi Kehtay Hi Ya Ali (A.S) Darbar Dekh Lay Ga Mukhtar Kon......
- Chalo tum theek kehtay ho mohabbat
Chalo Tum Theek Kehtay Ho Mohabbat Aur Siyasat Mein Sabhi Atwaar Jaiz Hain Chalo Hum......
- Kyun kehtay hein log k sohbat ka
~Kyun Kehtay Hein Log K Sohbat Ka Asar Parta Hai ‘ Faraaz’? Main To Bewafaon......
- Mujhay to kehtay ho mat dekh meri
Mujhay To Kehtay Ho Mat Dekh Meri Jaanib Tu_____!! Aur Aap Dekhtay Ho Baar Baar......