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1. Ek kanwaari larki pehli baar larkay se

Ek Kanwaari Larki, Pehli Baar Ek Larkay Se Akele Main Mili…. . . . . . . , . . . Msg Ka Baqiya Hissa RAMZAN k Baad:

2. Girl 1 iam in love g2

…*Girl 1: Iam in love. G2: Wh0 is he? G3: Kia krta hai? G4 : Height kitni hai? N0w same situation with boys! BOY1: Iam in love. B2: Bhai party… B3: Bhai party… B4: Bhai party…23*

3. I smoke for a few days nd

I smoke for a few days nd got addicted to it. bt i’m studying since i was 3…. y the hell i’m not getting addicted to it

4. Ye wo pakistan hy jisne afghanistan ki

Ye wo Pakistan hy jisne afghanistan ki zameen pe eik super power ko shikast di or dusra super power shikast k qareeb hy, ye wo Pakistan hy jis k khilaf israel, india or america ne ittehad kr liya he lekin isko torne me nakam hain, YE wo Pakistan hy jisne arab israel jang me israel […]

5. Brand new style of break up a

*Brand New Style Of Break-Up* ‘A Boyfrnd threw 6 crckt balls at his Grlfrnd, Girl yelled ‘wht was dat for? Boy said: = ‘Its over! =

6. Us ne ye keh k meri ice cream

Us ne ye keh k meri ‘ice-cream’ main tail dal dia FARAZ . . . . . . Har chez MEZAN my achi lgti hai…. /(‘;’) ).( Oo shiit.. _ _ meri ice-cream…

7. Lrki apne boyfrnd k0 nraz krne k

Lrki! apne boyfrnd k0 nraz krne k baad sms pe kesy mnati hai: 1st Hour: Sorry 2nd Hour: Sorry plz 3rd Hour: plz bs 1 dfa baat kro 4th Hour: Plz reply jan 5th Hour: Plz itna naraz mt ho. 6th Hour: Iam sorry i will die agr tm ne baat nai ki… 7th Hour: […]

8. Do chaar lufz keh k mein khamosh

Do chaar Lufz keh k’ Mein Khamosh hogaya.. Wo muskura k boLey ‘Bohat BoLtay ho Tum’!

9. Hua hai aapke haathon to is main

Hua Hai Aapke Haathon, To Is Main Kya Buraai Hai. . Hamari Aarzuon Ka Kahin To Khoon Hona Tha.

10. When u study 5 to 6 hours

…*When u study 5 to 6 hours seriously… no body watches u… . . . . . . But if u pick up ur cell phone f0r even a second m0m/dad enters the room acha to ye study ho rahi hai…23*

11. Its relay hard to wait for the

its relay hard to wait for the right person in your life Especially when the wrong ones are so cute…..

12. Husun walo ko kia zarorat hy sanwarny

“Husun waLo ko kia Zarorat hy Sanwarny ki dosto. Hum to saadgi may b Qayamat ki Ada rakhty Hain.”

13. dard ke baad dua na ho jaana

-Dard Ke Baad Dua Na Ho Jaana, Dekh Lena, Saza Na Ho Jaana, Mushkile To Beshumar Aayengi, Thak Na Jaana, Juda Na Ho Jaana,

14. 0ne hand on pen the other phone

…*0ne hand on pen, the other on phone, 0ne ear on lecture the other on the classmate,s 0ne eye on board, the other on next seated frnd’s notebook, 0ne foot on ground & 0ne on frnd’s new shoes, Face full with respect f0r teacher & heart full with abuses, eye lowered on punishment & but […]

15. Hamein zindagi mai aur kisi cheez ki

Hamein Zindagi Mai Aur Kisi CheeZ Ki Tammanna Nhi hai Bus Ek poput c bachi set ho jaye zindagi bn jaye gi…

16. We are eligible for lifes small prizes23

…*We are eligible for life’s small prizes…23* A hug from best frnd. A short sleep on lover’s shoulder. A glorious sunset. A chat with one we feel most comfortable. An ice cream when its deadly cold. A silent night on terrace. A slow walk on an empty road. A word of appreciation from the one […]

17. Lafz0n ki banavat mujhay nahi aati

Lafz0N ki banavat mujhay nahi aati ghalib I m so beautiful and inn0cent seedhi c baat hai.

18. Mene usy kitni bar kaha k din

Mene usy kitni bar kaha k din mai 8,9 glass pani pya karo Faraz MGR wo phir b kehti ha k MERA TAN MAN PAYASA CHANA Way TERE PYAR DA (‘.’) /) (daso Yar hun me ki karan?

19. Insan ko sb se bara shock kb

Insan ko sb se bara shock kb lagta hy . . Socho . . Socho . . Sochooo . . Nahi pata? . . . Jb usy pata lagta hy k wo baghair package k sms kar raha hy:-

20. Samny munzil thi pechy uski awaz

Samny Munzil Thi Pechy Uski Awaz,,. Rukta To Safar Jata,Chalta To Becher Jata, ,. Uski Ulji Sansen Meri Rukawat Bni,,. Chlta To Woh Mar Jata, Therta To Main Mar Jata, ,, Usk Nam Se Wabista The Meri Yaden,,. Woh Mjy Yad Krta To Main Pton Ki Tarah Jhar Jata, ,.. Sharab Peny Ki Mjy Adat […]

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21. Tum bin jiya jaye kaise saddion se

Tum Bin Jiya Jaye Kaise Kaise Jiya Jaye Tum Bin Saddion se Lambi Hain Raatain Saddion se Lambe Howe Din Aajo Lout Kar Tum Yeh Dil Kehraha hai Phir Sham Tanhayee Jaagi Phir Yaad Tum Aarahe Ho Phir Jaan Nikalne Lagi Hai Phir Hum Ko Tarpa Rahe Ho Iss Dil Mein Yaadon Ke Mailay Hain […]

22. Arz kia ha abi taza shyr

arz kia ha abi abi taza shyr arshad kia ha suno dosto k shyr bolta ha tuj sang preet lgi sajna wa wa wa tuj sang preet lgi sajna ma hony kulfi khai sajna seny thnd pai sajna wa wa wa tare mon vich pani anda kanjra tu v la k kha la kanjra wa […]

23. Girl to techr ye pyar kya hota

Girl to techr: ye pyar kya hota ha? Techr, jb tm bari ho kr achi bachi bno gi to tumy b 1 pyar krny vala mile ga Girl, Achhi na bni tu? Techr: tu boht sare mile ge.

24. Aaina toot kar aks pe shaq nahi

Aaina Toot Kar Aks pe Shaq Nahi Karta, Bina Gul ke Gulshan Mehka Nahi Karta, Badnaseeb toh sine main chupa hua Dil Hai, Jo Toot ke Chur ho jata hai par Uff tak nahi Karta.

25. Unhe to fursat nahi hume yaad karne

Unhe to fursat nahi hume yaad karne ki humara waqt guzarta hai unki fariyad karke wo aaye mere lash pe to kehna abhi soya hai tujhe yaad karke !

26. Ut ruk jae mari dharkan to

UT ‘RUK JAE MARI DHARKAN TO MOUT NA SAMJHNA $$$$$SANA$$$$ KAI BAAR AIESA HUA HAY TUMHEN YAAD KARTE KARTE.

27. A girl can wait for the right

A Girl can Wait for the Right Man to Come Along, . But in the Meantime . . . That Still doesn’t Mean She can’t Have a Wonderful Time With all the Wrong Ones. 🙂

28. Nazar mein zakhme tabassum chupa k mila

*Nazar Mein Zakhm_e_ Tabassum Chupa Chupa K Mila, Khafa To Tha Wo Magar Mujh Se Muskura K Mila, Wo Humsafar K Mere Tanz Pe Hansta Tha Bohat, Sitam Zareef Mujhe Aaina Dikha K Mila, Mere Mizaj Pe Hairaan Hai Zindagi Ka Sha’oor, Main Apni Maut Ko Aksar Gale Laga K Mila.,,,!!!

29. 1 admi ne nargis ko goad

1 Admi ne Nargis ko Goad mein bitha k pocha Tum 1 raat mei kitna kama leti ho? Nargis:Rs.50,000 Admi:Sach bta? Nargis:ROZI ky adey main baithi hn Jhot thori BOLOUN ge.

30. Ik charsi mazaar pe jaa kar duaa

Ik CHARSI Mazaar pe jaa Kar Duaa kar raha tha: ‘Mera Prize Bond har Soorat Men Nikalna chahiye’ Jaissay hi wo Mazaar se bahir aya, kisi ne us ki Jaib se Prize Bond Nikaal lia. Wo doubara Mazaar par gia Aur bola: ‘BABA GEE Pehle Puri Gull Samaj lia Karo tay fair Action Leyaa Karo…! […]

31. Aapko hum sirf aapko ary aapko

Aapko Hum. Sirf Aapko. Ary Aapko, Han Aapko, Han han aapko, Baba aapko, Only aapko, Aur kisi ko nahi bas aapko, Humesha Tang Karengay.

32. Aik aadmi doosray se bhai ye khushi

Aik Aadmi Doosray Se: Bhai Ye Khushi Aur Sakoon Kya Hota Hai ? Doosra Aadmi: Pata Nahi Bhai Meri To Pedaaish Hi Pakistan Ki Hai…;-)

33. Jis nay tujhay teray aeib bataiy agar

“Jis Nay Tujhay Teray Aeib Bataiy Agar Tujhey Aqal Ho Tu Beshak Us Nay Tujh Per Ehsan Ki Inteha Kardi”.

34. Jab panchi sarey uddh jayien har simt

jab panchi sarey uddh jayien. Har simt andhera cha jay, jab guzri batain yaad ayein, Aur beetey lamhe tarpaein, mat tanha tanha ghabrana, Tum pass HAMARE aaajana.

35. Pappu dadi kya hum hamesha 5 hi rhnge

Pappu-Dadi, kya hum hamesha 5 hi rhnge? Aap, Papa, Mummy, Mai,Bahan. Dadi-Nhi Beta Jab tumhari Shadi Ho Jaygi to Hm 6 ho Jaynge. Pappu-Fir Behan k Shadi ho jaygi to hm 5 ho jaynge. Dadi-Nhi Beta Jb 2mhara Beta hoga to hm fir 6 Ho jaynge Pappu-Fir Ap Mar Jaoge to hm fir se 5 […]

36. Dont misunderstand the person who shows anger

Do’nt misunderstand the person who shows “ANGER” on you, Because… Anger is the most easiest & Childish way to express the ” Deep Love”

37. agar wo jan jaate meri betabi

‘ AGAR WO JAN JAATE MERI BETABI KA SABAB ‘ IMRAN ‘ TO MUJHE UNSE NAHI’ UNHE MUJHSE MUHABBAT HOTI ‘

38. We always feel that life of others

WE ALWAYS FEEL THAT LIFE OF OTHERS IS BETTER THEN OURS…, BUT WE ALWAYS FORGET THAT WE ARE ALSO OTHERS FOR SOMEONE ELSE.

39. Bahut roy thay tary yad ko galay

bahut roy thay tary yad ko galay lga kar……agar zikar khuda krtay tu shayad aj valy hotay

40. Living in the favourable and unfavourable situation

Living in the favourable and unfavourable situation is called ‘PART OF LIFE’, But smiling in all those situations is called ‘ART OF LIFE’.

41. Woh khud hi ho ruswa khudi maan

Woh khud hi ho ruswa khudi maan jaye Jo main rooth jaon to mujh ko manaye Mere paas aaye zara muskaraye Jo main ro paroon to woh aansoo bahaye.,,.

42. Meri saanso me wo khushbo ko to

Meri saanso me wo khushbo ko to bharny deta,,, Kaash wo gull mery haathon pe bikharny deta… Aur b zakhm gawara thy mujhy us se magr,,, Pehly maazi k wo kuch zakhm to bharney deta.. Main ne kb us se gilla krny ko kholi thi zuban Kaash wo shaks mujhy baat to krny deta Mera […]

43. Barsaat ki ek khoobsurat raat mein shabnam

Barsaat ki Ek khoobsurat raat mein Shabnam se bheeg k Ek dosrey se takratey huey Ek PHOOL ne Dosrey phool se kaha Anni deyya ! Takkraan te na maar….

44. A boy loved a girl sincerely and

‘A boy loved a girl sincerely and never looked at any 0ther girl’ . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ‘Can u imagine that’?? ::P

45. My story of success in 1995

My story of success In 1995 i was a baby.. . . But . . Now, in 2011, I have the ability to produce a baby! *Hardworking man*

46. Koi lerki humay thukra de to gham

koi lerki humay thukra de to gham nahi,, koi lerki humay thukra de to gham nahi,, Arey us lerke ki maa ki.. * * * * * * KISMAT PHOOTI JIS K DAMAD HUM NAHI :p

47. Pakistan ki nojwan nasal k bigrne wja

Pakistan ki nojwan nasal k bigrne ki wja? . . Mobile?? Media? Internet? nhi Matric ki Urdu Ghazlen 😉 Ache se Ache Bache ko Aashiq Bana deti hain 😛

48. Pakistan ki hifazat krain

Pakistan ki hifazat krain . . . . . . .. .. . . Q K . . . . . .. . . . . . . Ap sab k ‘Dulhanay’ Aur ‘Dulha’ Yahiin se Milenge.. 😉 Silent msg 4 all boys.

49. Ab shikwa krte ho hm se k

Ab Shikwa Krte Ho Hm Se K Humare Lab Q Sil Gae? Mangi Thi Tum Se ‘Chapstick’ Aur Tum Humain ‘Elfee’ De Gae.;-) ( ‘=’ ) /! Ae changa nai kita tussi.!!

50. A stupid guy thought dat lol

A stupid guy thought dat ‘lol’ means ‘lots of luv’ so he type a following text to his gf . . . . .. . . . . . U r da only girl in ma life…..’lol’..:p

51. Somewhere some1 s surely made for u

sOmEwhErE sOmE1 ¡S sUrEly mAdE fOr u…..:) . & . GOD hAs dEcidEd a pErfEct tImE, tO mAkE u mEEt thAt pErsOn.. . . . Till thEn . . . . . eNj0y w¡D mE. .

52. Respect old graduated people they highschool

‘Respect oLd graduated peopLe: They graduated highschooL without Google or Wikipedia’:-P

53. December tum na jana hamen chhor kar

December Tum Na Jana Hamen Chhor Kar. December Agar Tum Chale Gae Toh! . . . . School Khul Jae Ge..!!!!! 🙁

54. When i smoke i feel ashamed n

‘When I smoke, i feel ashamed n then i look at the cigarette and think of those poor workers in the cigarette factory, their dreams and hopes.’ If i don’t smoke, they wil be jobless.. Live 4 Da 0therz! N0t 0nly f0r urslf! HEART TOUCHING LINES BY NOORA CHARSI 🙂

55. Piyar k 2 andaz hote

Piyar K ( 2 ) Andaz Hote Hain..? 1 . Piyar pana 2 . Piyar karna Piyar pane K Liye Bachi Chahiye ‘ Or ‘ Piyar karne K Liye ‘Jaga’

56. Life never changes only our thought

Life never changes Only our thought changes For example: Bachpan mai dar lagta tha aur ab phat jati hai :-D!

57. Kya faida yahan duniya me itni sari

Kya faida yahan duniya me itni sari larkiyoon ka : . Faraz . Hasti sab hain.. . Phansti aik bi nahi

58. Jo kehte the hmain tm manngo to

Jo Kehte The Hmain Tm Manngo To Jan Bi Hazir Hai… Jan|X Aj 20 Ka Load Manga To Kehty Hain Sub Dukanain Bnd Hain

59. Height of bahaduri arrive h0me late

Height of bahaduri arrive h0me late, m0bile in hand, typng msg, singng a s0ng & m0m waitng for u wid a JHAROO & u say Hey m0m ! Abi tak safaai chal rhi hai?:-D

60. Listen carefully sirf aik baar message ko

listen carefully Sirf Aik Baar Message Ko Parhna Hai Aur Question Ka Answer Dena Hai iTs Aa Challenge Yaad Rahe K Message Sirf 1 Baar He Parhna Hai Baqi Aap Ki imandari 1 + 5 + 3 – 2 + 8 + 6 – 5 + 5 – 6 + 14 + 28 + 21 […]

61. When someone shut their door on u

When someone shut their door on u, thn make them realize that… . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ‘Kundi darwazay k 2no taraf hoti hai’ :-p 😉 B-)

62. Everyday starts with some expectations but

‘everyday starts with some expectation’s..’ but everyday ends with some experience’s..’

63. Facebook story add as a friend

FACEBOOK STORY : Add as a friend ” Approve ” Write something on wall ” Intro ” Everyday chatting ” Ask phone number ” Texting ” Calling ” Meet ” Express love ” Couple ” Hangout ” Missunderstanding ” Fight ” Breakup ” Unfriend ” Block THE END

64. A bus full of mother in laws was going

A bus full of Mother-in-Laws was going around the islands. The bus crashed and everyone died, people cried for a week. A man was still crying after 2 weeks. When asked: Why he still crying? He said: My Mother-in-law missed the bus !!!

65. Jab se tumko dekha hy yaqin karo

Jab se tumko dekha hy yaqin karo Rat Din Subha Sham Sotay Jagtay Khatay Peetay Uthtay Bathtay Atay jatay Mera Tay Hasa e ni rukdi.

66. Mere mobile ka accident hogaya hai

Mere MOBILE ka accident hogaya hai Wo ‘SAMSUNG’ Hospital k ‘MOTOROLA’ Ward me hai ‘DR.NOKIA’ ka kehna hai k SMS ki bottle chahiye Plz SmS karo mera MOBILE ‘I.C.U’ me hy;-(

67. He broke my heart i his

He broke my Heart , I broke his Apple iphone 32GB . . . . . . . . . App Khud soch sakty hain Kon ziyada Roya hoga 😛

68. To every girl suffering from many friends

To every girl suffering from many friend’s request … . . . . . . . put your real picture !!!!!

69. Arzz keya hai na jeenay ki tammana

Arzz keya hai.. Na JEENAY ki tammana hai na marne ka khof, The number u have dialled is powerd off… (”,) I_( / wah wah mai poet ban geya.

70. Khobsurat log lazmi nahi k acchay

KHOBSURAT LOG Lazmi nahi k Acchay ho, LEKIN…. ACCHAY LOG Hamesha KhobsooratHoty hain. Jaisy k Aap…? Meri misaal lylijye,!

71. Us k abu pas 10 marlay 2

Us K Abu K Pas 10 Marlay K 2 Plat Hain; ‘F a r a Z….’ Phir B Kehti Hai.. ‘Zara C Dil Me Dy Jagah Tu’ (‘.’) /) ( _/’/_ BHUKHI. . .

72. Aj apne dil k darwazy khol2

Aj apne ‘DIL’ k darwazy ‘KHOL’2 Jo kuch hai’DIL’ me bas’BOL’2 Agar’HAMARA’ sms krna’ACHA’Nhi lgta To ap ko ‘Qasam’Hai isi ‘Waqt’ apna (Mobile) torr 2,…

73. Pata nahi log london jesi jaga per

Pata nahi log london jesi jaga per kesay reh letay hy . . . Jahan na jaan mehfooz na maal! Thank God I live in Karachi 🙂

74. Dunya me 1 dil aisa bhi hy

Dunya me 1 Dil Aisa bhi hy jo Hr Subha Hr Shaam Hr Raat Hr Pal Hr Lamha Sirf aur Sirf Aap k liay hi Dharakta hy.. Aur wo hy Apka Apna DIL. Taaliyan . . .;-)

75. Life is full 0f trials pain

*Life is Full 0f trials, Pain & Difficulties. *Whenever u fall Down, *Just stand Up, B Confident & Say: (.”) /))_/_ ShukARr Ay kisay Ny Waikhya Nae..

76. Im not sad for being single

I’m not sad for being single,, rathr :-O I’m thinking of her who is single bcz of me:-p . . . Aaaawwwh.. ‘bechaarii’ 😉 bhatak raHi h0 gi..

77. Toot jaye ga teri ana ka mehal

Toot Jaye Ga Teri Ana Ka Mehal Us Waqt. ‘Aey dost’ Jab Mile Gi Khabar Tuje K Mene tujse zyada Pyari Bachi set ki he. (‘,)/ /)) // Chal Nikal Shabash…-)

78. Hand washing day r al fr3ndx tdy

.::.’//.::HAND WASHING DAY::.//’.::. !}€@.R AL!_ FR!3ND.¤X T¤D@Y. I.Z H@Nd WA$[=]ING DAY S0 FR!€NDX WA$H Y0U.R HAN!} W!T[=] L!FEB0Y.S0AP….! THANK Y0U…….!

79. Koi to hota mai jis k dil

KOI TO HOTA…. mai jis k dil ki kitaab benta mai jis ki chahet ka khawab benta mai hijr k mosem ki lembi raaton mein yaad ben ker azaab benta KOI TO HOTA….. jo meri khawahish mein uthh ker raaton ko khoob rota dukhon ki chader lapeit ker hajoom_e_dunya se door hota mai rooth jata […]

80. Boy kya mai tmhara mobile dekh skta

Boy: Kya Mai tmhara mobile dekh skta hu? Girl: Han kiun nahi ik mint. *Inbox all Marked & deleted. Sent item all Marked & deleted. Call history all Marked & deleted Call log all Marked & deleted* Ye lo dekh lo, Tumhay tu mujh par shak hi rehta hay!.

81. Mai bewafa tha to kiun chor gaya

Mai bewafa tha to kiun chor gaya mujh ko As wo jo bawafa tha to wafa mujh se krta.

82. Mout ki arzo b kr daikhon

Mout ki arzo b kr daikhon Kia umeedain thi zindagi se mujhe.

83. When words are not enough to

When words are not enough… to express ur feelings …… Don’t u think , u r in luv….. You just need to join ENGLISH SPEAKING COURSE .

84. 3 men were in prison a rapist

3 men were in Prison: A Rapist, A Psycho & A Gay. Rapist: If I Find a Cat here I will fuck it hard till it Dies! Psycho: Oh Yeah! & Once its dead I will fuck it till I die! … Gay Standing in the Corner Softly Says: *Meeoowww*

85. Takleef wo jo tarpa de teachr

Takleef Wo Jo Tarpa De Teachr Wo Jo Saza De Mohabat Wo Jo Wafa De DUSHMAN Wo Jo Marwa De Aur Apna Wo Jo Eid ki shoping Krwa De HAI KOI MERA ‘Apna’? :-/

86. Unki nigahe kya kamal karti he

Unki Nigahe Kya Kamal Karti He Kabhi Haqiqat To Kabhi Afsane Bayan Karti He Tham Si Jati He Us Pal Dhadkane Jab Unki Jhuki Palke Mohobbat Ka Izhaar Karti Hai.

87. Life while doing hons semstr1 yahoo

Life while doing hons! Semstr1: yahoo i am doing hons Semstr2: kahah phans ge? Semstr3:critical mental situation. Semstr4: aah! Soon i wil b in firm. Semstr5: kin gunahon ki saza mil rhi hai. Smester6: soon it wil b ovr. Semstr7: Qualified, yes…i did it. Semstr8: wait a min, Smethng missing, . . . oh Meri […]

88. A face can speak 1000 emotions but

A face can speak 1000 emotions but it can easily mask what the heart truly feels, Don’t be fooled by the happiest face.It may be masking the most hurting heart….

89. How 2 grow up a baby make

How 2 Grow Up a Baby 2 Make It absolutly Charming, Smart,Gud Luking, Cute, Funny, Truthful & An Xtremly Inteligent kid? Feel Free 2 Ask My Parents ;->…

90. Falling in luv iz sweet ambition finding

falling in luv iz sweet ambition. finding true luv iz a life time mission. take my wordz,follow da pakistani tradition n marry ur dads UGLY decision…… …

91. Lifes most deepest feelings are often express

Life’s Most Deepest Feelings Are Often Express In Silence … And The One Who Can Read Volumes From Your Silence … Is Your True Companion … (:…

92. Height of smartness professor only

Height Of Smartness.. Professor : Only Wise Men Hesitate. . . Fools Are Always Confident. . . ! ! Student: Are U Sure Sir. . . ?? ;-> …

93. A reasent studdi haz shon dat

A Reasent Studdi Haz Shon.. Dat Peepal Hoo Aar Werry.. Gudd Lukeeng Aar Werry.. Badd Att Spallings…….. Vat Iz Yorr.. Opeeneun…?? ;->…

94. If you share joys it multiplies and

If You Share Joys, It Multiplies And If You Share Sorrows, It Divides So Always Share Your Joys To Multiply Your Pleasure Of The Day…

95. Evryones life starts wid full bag of

Evryones Life starts wid full bag of Luck & an empty bag of xperience Trick is 2 fill d bag of xperience before d Luck runs out …

96. Heart of boys are like a temple

Heart Of Boys are Like a Temple !! Holy Truthful Pure That’s Why When Boys Say. ‘I Love You’. . . . Girls Remove Their Sandals….

97. Laziness is the mother of all bad

Laziness Is The Mother Of All Bad Habits… . . . But Ultimately She Is A Mother, And We Should Respect Her… ;->…

98. Scooby doo taught me to never be

Scooby Doo: Taught me to never be afraid of screwing up Tom and Jerry: Taught me friendship. Courage the cowardly dog: Taught me to over come my fears. J.I. Joe: Taught me team work. Alladin: Taught me nothing is impossible Mickey Mouse: Taught me to be good person. Chip n dale: Taught me no matter […]

99. When thomas edison invented the light bulb

When Thomas Edison Invented The Light Bulb, He Tried Over 2,000 Experiments Before He Got It To Work. A Young Reporter Asked Him How It Felt To Fail So Many Times. . He Said, ” I Never Failed Once . I Invented The Light Bulb. It Just Happened To Be A 2,000 Step Process. “…

100. I bought a car on loan didnt

I bought a Car on loan. I didn’t pay the dues, the bank took away my bike. Had I known this, I’d have taken a loan for my marriage also…/ CHEERS… ;->…

101. Silent msg 4 mobile phone users

Silent msg 4 mobile phone users: Mobile Phones May Get You Close To The People Who Are Far Away, But They Take You Away From The People Sitting Next To You…..

102. Jo pyar ke rishte hum banate he

jo pyar ke rishte hum banate he, uselogo se kyo chupate hain,kya gunah hota hai kisi ko pyar karna. agar gunah hai to bachpan se sab pyar karna kyo sikhate he. …

103. There r two kinds of people

“There r two kinds of people: “givers and takers” The takers may eat better & but the givers sleep better…

104. Jo khuh tumhre qrb h w d

Jo khu$h? tumh?re q?r??b h? w? $?d? tumh?n n?seeb ho, Tujhe w? kh?l??s mile k j? ter? zindag? pr muh??t h?, Jo m?yaar tujhk? p?snd ho jo tumh?re dil ki umang ho, Teri zindagi jo t?lab kre tere hms?far ka wo rung h?, Jo khy?l dil m?n a$eer h? aur du? m?n bhi ta$eer ho, […]

105. The fragrance of flowers spreads only

The FragRance of FlowErs SpreAds onlY in thE DireCtion of thE winD. But thE GoodNesS oF a PersOn SpreAds in aWl DireCtion…. eM Hv Yew…………

106. Ye dunya bhi badi ajeeb hai

Ye Dunya Bhi Badi Ajeeb Hai Jab Aap Chup Rehte Hain To Wo Aap Ko Bewaqoof Samajhti Hai 0r Jab Aap Bolte Hain To Un Ka Shak Yaqeen Me Badal Jata Hai….

107. Ooper se gussadil mein piyar kerte ho

ooper se gussa,dil mein piyar kerte ho ager mein galat hoon to khud hi socho kiyun mere sms ka intizaar kerte ho?? …

108. What is the diff between pleasure

What is the diff between pleasure and torture? Pleasure is thinking of u & torture is thinking of u 2 much.

109. U R THE BEST

If u are a chocolate you are the SWEETEST, If u are a teddy bear you are the most HUGGABLE, If u are a star you are the BRIGHTEST, and since you are my friend…U R THE BEST !!!

110. because you are among a few

If you see some one without a smile, give him one of yours, because you are among a few good people who can shine others lives by just walking with him a few miles.

111. Only the open mind receives

Only the open heart receives LOVE Only the open mind receives WISDOM Only the open hand receives GIFTS and… Only the CUTE 1’s receive MESSAGES From ME! I feel something in my heart, it’s like a little flame, every time I see you, this flame lights up, this flame is special for you, Because I […]

112. Mene to sirf tumhaari Kidney churai

Patient to Nurse: ‘I Love You’ Tumne to mera Dil hi Chura Liya”. NURSE : “chal jhoota , . . Mene to sirf tumhaari Kidney churai hai”

113. Feel hota hai

Abe khajur,Zoo se bhage hue langur, Abe sade hue kele ke chilke, Chuse hue am,Circus ke retired bandar, Aisa kisi ko na kehna, Feel hota hai

114. To become your enemy

Give thousand chances to your enemy To become your friend. But never give a single chance to your Friend To become your enemy

115. one day Love and friendship met.

one day Love and friendship met. Love asked-when i already exist why are you here? friendship replied “to make faces smile when u leave the tears!!!” Friendship is the best thing in the world as there is no scope for tears if your friend is good

116. 7 Glances= 1 Smile

7 Glances= 1 Smile 7 smiles =1 meeting 7meetings= 1 kiss 7 kisses= 1 proposal 7 Proposals=1 marriage and that bloody marriage has 777777 problems

117. When we sigh about

When we sigh about our problems, they grow D_O_U_B_L_E. But when we laugh about them… they become ö ö ö ö ö BuBBLes! Have a bubbly life .

118. “TODAY IS Friday

“TODAY IS Friday Forward this message to 7 friends… Within 7 days you will get……. ANOTHER Friday !!!

119. Dedicated to all sms site owners p

Dedicated To All SMS Site Owners =P =D A Wise Man 0nce Said . …. . . . . . “Get Lost And Stop Stealing All My Posts . . . ” =P =D …

120. Flirt messages most beautiful if god would

Flirt Messages Most beautiful… If God would have created something more beautiful than you he would have kept it to himself. Maths … During maths I was thinking of you but I cannot calculate how much I love you!! Can u see me? Can you see me? no? Turn around, can you see me now? […]

121. Parh aalim faazil hoyon kadi apnay

parh parh aalim faazil hoyon kadi apnay aap nu parhiya nahi ja ja mandir maseeti wardain kadi apnay andar tu warriya nahi roz aiwain shetaan naal larda ain kadi nafs apnay naal lariya nahi "Bullhay Shah" asmaani ud’dian pharda ain jehra ghar betha unho pharria nahi …

122. Duniya se hasna sikh losuraj chamkna lochand

duniya se hasna sikh losuraj se chamkna sikh lochand se shetalta sikh lo aurhum se dosti sikh lo!…

123. Bahut dino se nahi apnay darmiyan woh

bahut dino se nahi apnay darmiyan woh shakhs udaas kar kay hamain kahan chal dia woh shakhs ‘Qateel’ kaisay bhulaain hum ehl-e-dard ussay dilon main chhor gaya apni dastaan woh shakh …

124. Tanhai mein waqt barbad kiya karte hai

Tanhai mein waqt barbad kiya karte hai, hum har din har pal tumhe yaad kiya karte hai. Main nahi janta gharwale batate hai, hum neend mein be tera naam liya karte hai…….. …

125. raat-hui-jab-shaam-k-baad

RAAT HUI JAB SHAAM K BAAD, TERI YAAD AYI HAR BAAT KE BAAD, HUM NE KHAMOSH REH KAR BHI DEKHA, TERI AWAZ AYI HAR SANS K BAAD. …

126. hoslay saray main azma baitha

hoslay saray main azma baitha main us ki yad main dunya ko bhula baitha jis ki cahat mien umer bhar tarpa usi ki shadi ki baryani main kha baitha

127. I MisS U Friend

NICE POEM: One-One = TWO I love you. Two-Two = FOUR Love me more. Three-Three = SIX Love is fix. Four-Four= EIGHT Love is GreaT. Five-Five= TEN I MisS U Friend

128. Ek pathan 100 volt k bulb par

Ek Pathan 100 volt k bulb par Baap ka naam likh raha tha. 2nd Pathan ne poocha . . ‘kya kar rahay ho?’ . . . 1st Pathan: Baap ka naam roshan kar raha hoon!!!!

129. Wife kitche se aji sunte ho

Wife, kitche se – Aji sunte ho? Ajkal mai khubsurat hoti ja rahi hoon. Husband: Tumne kaise jana? Wife: Aajkal meri khubsurti dekhkar rotiyan bhi jalne lagi hain.

130. Never look back regret remember the people

Never look back… Never regret… Never remember the people you’ve met. Never begin… And never end… Never say never when it comes to your friends

131. Kahen na wo muj main apna wajood

KAHEN NA KAHEN WO MUJ MAIN APNA WAJOOD CHOOOR GYA HY ”’FARAZ”” WARAN YOUN HANST HANSTY RO DYNA MRE ADIT PAHLY KABI NA THE

132. Lub pe ati h dua an k

Lub Pe Ati HÂ¥ Dua ßan k Tamana Mri Zindgi ßomb §e Ho Mehfoz khudaya Mri Na koi ßomb Damaka §e Ura De Muj ko Muft Ma Jam-É-§hahadat Na Pila De Muj ko Mra Allah Larai §e ßachana Muj ko Tr §ikha De koi ßandoq Çhalana Muj ko Naam-É-Islam ki Hurmat ko ßacha Le Â¥a […]

133. Roona bhi jo chahain to wooh roone

ROONA BHI JO CHAHAIN TO WOOH ROONE NAHIN DETA WOH SHAKHS TO PALKEN BHI BHIGHONE NAHIN DETA WOH ROZ RULAATA HAI HUMAIN KHWAAB MAIN AAKER SONA BHI CHAHEN TO SONEY NAHIN DETA YEH KIS K ISHARE PE UMADD AAYE HAIN BADAL HAY KON JO BARISH KABHI HOONE NAHIN DEETA AATA HAI KHAYALON MAIN MERE KON […]

134. app jante ho hamen kya

*** APP*** jante ho hamen kya pasand hy? Gulaab ki mehak, Raat ki chandni, sham ki udasi , december ki ratain, or or or or or is MSG Ka pehla LAFZ.

135. Yesterday my mobile had an accident with

Yesterday my mobile had an accident with Motorolla admitted in LG hospital, Sony avenue SAMSUNG Center Dr. Nokia says matter is serious SMS Needed now plz donate sms as soon as possible

136. Ehsaas ap ki mohabbat ka bharoosa

(EHSAAS) ap ki mohabbat ka, (BHAROOSA) ap ki baton ka, (QADAR) ap k name ki, (FAKHAR) ap se dosti ka, (INTIZAAR) ap k sweet sms ka..

137. Relationship is like a garden its beautiful

Relationship is like a Garden It’s beautiful when watered with Love, Hugs, Tears & Cheers But It dries up if left untouched Stay in touch with your love ones

138. Kanjoos ki zindagi kya jeena kabhi humari

Kanjoos ki zindagi kya jeena, kabhi humari tarah bhi jiya karo, Roz mere sms padh kar sharam nahi aati, kabhi khud bhi SMS kiya karo.

139. Soorat e aaiina nahi to kiya apnay

Soorat e aa`iina nahi to kiya apnay baatin say main juda bhi nahi raat din jis ki justaju main raha mujh pay woh shakhas to khula bhi nahi…

140. Girl agar koi larka har hafte new

GIRL; AGAR KOI LARKA HAR HAFTE NEW LARKI K SATH ENJOY KARE TO TALENTED HAI, MAGAR KOI LARKI ZINDAGI ME 2 LARKO SE TALUQ RAKHE TO VO RAKHEL Q HAI, USTAAD; AGAR EK CHABI BOHUT SE TALE KHOLE TO VO QEEMATI CHABI HAI. MAGAR EK TALA EK SE ZIADA CHABIO SE KHULE TO KISI KAAM […]

141. Is duniya me dost kam milenge gham

Is duniya me dost kam milenge, Is duniya me gham hi gham milenge, jaha duniya nazar pher legi, us mod pe dost tumhe Hum Milenge..

142. Work like you dont need the money

Work like you don’t need the money, love like you’ve never been hurt and dance like no one is watching.

143. U r a bit careless of yr

U r a bit careless of yr things, u just leave them here & there. now see what you left when u came to my mind! u left a smile on my face 🙂

144. Someone ask me to describe u in

Someone ask me to describe u in two words he expect me to answer The Best but i did not answer i just smiled and said No Comparison

145. Love is life if u miss

‘LOVE IS LIFE & IF U MISS LOVE U MISS LIFE LOVE IS AMAZING LOVE IS DIVINE IT IS EVERY THING THAT MAKES LIFE WORTHWHILE.

146. Jo pyar k rishte hum banate hain

Jo PYAR K Rishte Hum Banate Hain Use Logon Se Kyun Chupate Hain Agar Hota Hai Gunaah Kisi Ko PYAR Karna.. To Bachpan Se Sab PYAR Karna Kyun Sikhate Hain

147. The greatest gift u can give to

The greatest gift u can give to some one is ur time. when u give ur time to some one u r giving them a portion of ur life that u will never get back.

148. 2010 ka sub sy tabahi sms aik

2010 ka sub sy tabahi SMS: Aik larki larky sy bicharty wakt kya kehti hy . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Muthon main yad rakhna.

149. Muhabat ki haqiqat say hum khoob waqif

muhabat ki haqiqat say hum khoob waqif thay faraz .bus yon hi zara sashoq howa tha zindagi barbaad karey ka

150. Zindagi hai to khwaab hai khwaab to

Zindagi hai to Khwaab Hai __Khwaab Hai To Manzilein Hai ____Manzilein Hai To Fasaley Hai ________Fasaley Hai To Rastey Hai _____Rastay Hai To Mushkilein Hai _____Mushkilein Hai To Hausla Hai _____Hausla Hai To Vishawas Hai _____Vishvas hai to Paisa hai _____Paisa hai to Shohrat hai _____Shohrat hai to Izzat Hai _____Izzat hai to Ladki hai […]

151. Jin logoun k khayalaat achey houn woh

jin logoun k khayalaat achey houn woh kabhi tanha nahin hotey hein

152. Tere darwaze par sanam bar ayenge tere

tere darwaze par sanam bar bar ayenge. Tere darwaze par sanam bar bar ayenge. Bell bajayenge aur bhag jayenge

153. Please come out of the room so

Please Come Out Of The Room! So The Sun Can Rise, Flowers Can Blossom, Birds Can Sing Bcoz All Are Waiting To See Your Beautiful S*M*I*L*E (‘,)

154. A true relationship is not like the

?A True Relationship is not like the Rain which pours and goes away, A True Relationship is like the Air sometimes Silent but always around You.?

155. Someday you may lose your hair teeth

Someday you may lose your hair. you may lose your teeth- oyur money & even lose your mind. But 1 thing you will never loose is oyur good looks. because you cant lose what you don?t have!

156. Reply the answer 1 ek baat jo

Reply The Answer.. 1- Ek Baat Jo Mujh Main Buri Ho?? 2- Ek Baat Jo Mujh Main Achi Ho?? 3- Mere Sath Bitaya Hua Yadgaar Waqt?? 4- Ek Advise Jo Mere Liye Ho??

157. Sochta hun ke ye doulat larkian bungle

Sochta hun ke ye doulat ye larkian ye bungle ye gariyan ye dunia bhar ke aish.o.aram sb chor k kahi chala jaon lekin phir sochta hun PEHLE YE SUB MILE TO SAHI…

158. Tumhari duniya se chale jane ke bad

Tumhari ‘Duniya’ Se Chale Jane Ke Bad Hum Tumhe, Har Aik ‘Tare’ Main Nazar Aaya Karen Gay, Tum Har ‘Pal’ Koi ‘Dua’ Maang Lena, Aur ‘Hum’ Har Baar ‘Toot’ Jaya Karen Gay.. 😉

159. Kitne jaldi yeh mulakat guzar jati hai

Kitne jaldi yeh mulakat guzar jati hai, Pyaass bujhti nahin ki barsaat guzar jati hai. Apni yadon se keho ki yun na sataya kare, Neend aati nahin aur raat guzar jati hai.

160. Raste main na baitho ke hawa tang

Raste main na baitho ke hawa tang kare gee Bichre huway logon ki sada tang kare gee Mat chaho toot ker kissi ki itna aghaz-e-safar main Bichre ga to ik ik ada tang kare gee

161. Jis ka wajood hi nahain woh hasti

jis ka wajood hi nahain woh hasti kis kam ki,jahan dil na lagay woh baste kis kam ki.yaad aaop ki aae aur hum sms na karen ,to phiraapni yeh dosty kis kam ki.

162. suno khubsurat log hamesha achey

*’ SUNO’* *Khubsurat* Log Hamesha Achey nahi hoty ***LEKIN*** Achey Log hamesha Khubsorat hoty hain @Just Like Me@*

163. Where there is no vision hope

Where there is no vision, there is no hope. BY George Washington Carver

164. Kiss kisskiss kiss ko bataaon k

Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss kiss ko bataaon k i m so sweet.

165. Fashion is simplicity for usclass meeting hall

Fashion is simplicity for us Class is meeting hall for us Teachers are inspectors for us Girls are dollsGuys are prince Cafe means life to us StudyGudmorning. .:-) is our part time hobby Campus roads r catwalk tracks We know how to laugh after short attendance & poor grades We aRe StUdEnTs Keep RoCkINg YäRo!;-)

166. Im not a kingbt i have rich

I’m not a kingbt i have a Rich heart I m not Bestbt i try my Best I may not be right in everything bt I m sure i m not wrong in choosing YOU

167. If i cud reach up and hold

If i cud reach up and hold a star 4 every time u made me smile the entire evening sky wud b in the palm of my hand.

168. The brightest future will always be based

The brightest future will always be based on a forgotten past, you can’t get on well in life until you let go of past failures and heartaches.

169. Baat aaisi ho k jazbat kam na

Baat aaisi ho k jazbat kam na hon, Khayalat aaisay hon k koi gham na ho, dil k konay main itni jaga zaror rakhna, k khali khali sa lagay jab hum na hon!!

170. U seem to be much careless nowdays

u seem to be much careless nowdays… alwayz leaving your things here and there, c what hav u done now u just came in my mind and left a smile on my face…