1 ShEiKh K GhAr PaThAn GaYa
ShEiKh: PaThAn sE BhAi TaKlEf Na KaRe BaTyE ChAi ChAlI Gi Ya ThAnDa ?
PaThAn: Is MaI TaKlEf Ki KiA BaT HaI, ChAi BuNnE TaK ThAnDa Hi SaHe . . . . :-P;->…
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