MEMON:
Jao..!
2 dukano se 3-3 kabab le k aao…
Servant:
Janab..!
6 ikhattey kyun nahi..?
Memon:
Nalaik Aadmi..!
Chatni 0r Piyaz ziyada miley gi…
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