Little boy: Dad, how was I born?

Dad: Well son, your mom and I got together at ?Yahoo?.

We ?setup? a date via ?e-mail? and met in a ?cyber cafe?.

Your mom agreed to ?download data? from my ?hard drive?.

Just when I was about to ?transfer?, we realised that none of us had ?installed? a ?firewall?

It was too late to hit ?delete?.

Nine months later a ?pop-up window? appeared, saying ?you?ve got a male!;-)