LIFE BEFORE DA COMPUTER
*Memory Was Sumthing Dat U Lost Wid Age.
*An Application Was 4 Employment.
*A Programe Was A T.V.
*A Cursor Used Profanity.
*A Keyboard Was A Piano.
*A Web Was Spider?s Home.
*A Virus Was The Flu.
*A CD Was Bank Account.
*A Hard Drive Was A Long Trip On The Road.
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