Kal agr mai mr b
jaun to
ay dost’
Mere marne ka Gum
na krna,
Aansu be na bahana,
Mera Janaza b na
uthaana
Balke
Tum b Seedha
upar he aa jana,
shugal laawan gay
ral ky 🙂
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