Beta: papa main ghr chor k ja raha hun kyun k main apni marzi se zindgi guzarna chahta hun jis me ayaashi ho moj masti ho plz ap mje matt rokna.
Papa: beta kon kmbakht tme rok raha hai main toh khud tmhare sath chal raha hun. :-D…
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Bebas Kar Deta Hai Qanoon-E-Dosti BETA,, Warna…. Gando Jitna tu Kanjos Hai Msg Chor Tujhe......
- Beta ro raha thabap ney pucha keya
Beta ro raha tha.bap ney pucha keya bat hai. dost samjh kr he bata do.......
- Dada potey sey beta zara ander sey
Dada potey sey: beta zara ander sey mery dant to ley aana. Pota: dada ji......
- Womandoctor mera beta motorcycle se girgaya
woman:doctor mera beta motorcycle se girgaya!! doctor:english plzzz woman:MY LONDA GIRONDA FROM HERO HONDA….:D =))))...
- Memon ka beta girlfrend k sath ghoom
Memon ka beta girlfrend k sath ghoom k aaya to baap ne pocha kitney paise......
- Molvi sahab bache se parho beta h
Molvi sahab (bache se) “parho beta h se halwa han shabash halaq se nikaloâ€. Bache......
- Beta ammi kya pasand ke shadi karny
Beta: ammi kya pasand ke shadi karny sy ghar waly naraz hoty hain? Maa: tu......
- Kanjoos ka beta girlfriend k sath ghom
Kanjoos ka beta girlfriend k sath ghom k aya to bap ne pocha: kitne paise......
- Teacher to 1 clas student chalo beta
Teacher to 1 clas student: chalo beta ye line 2 lafzon main bol kar dikhao......
- Hum tasaver may tojhay apne paas beta
Hum Tasaver May Tojhay Apne Paas Beta Ker Roye~ Tere Tasveer Ko Senay Se Laga......
- Aunty arey beta tm ktne baray ho
Aunty: ‘arey beta tm ktne baray ho gye ho’ . . . . . bacha:......
- Height of addiction father beta facebook
Height of Addiction: . . Father: Beta, Facebook seE hatt k bhi Ek Duniya hai........
- Father beta mein is saal tjhay exams
Father: Beta mein is saal tjhay exams kay baad bike lazmi lay kr doon ga......
- Teacher beta insan ki kitni maaye hoti
Teacher: beta Insan ki kitni Maa?ye hoti hain? Student: 4 Teachr: kon kon c ??..?......
- Meri mummy ne kaha hain mujse beta
Meri Mummy Ne Kaha Hain Mujse Beta Mujko Bahu La Do Maine Kaha Mummy Kaha......
- Beta wahi jo burhhaape mein aaraam deta
Beta Wahi, Jo Burhhaape Mein Aaraam Deta Hai Are, Rojgaar To Burhhaape Mein Talaaq Deta......
- Ajnabi beta thora pani milega bchalassi
AJNABI: beta thora pani milega? Bcha:lassi ho jae to? AJNABI: bhot hi acha hy AJNABI......
- Ajnabi beta thora pani milega bchalassi
AJNABI: beta thora pani milega? Bcha:lassi ho jae to? AJNABI: bhot hi acha hy AJNABI......
- Beta america se mery liye jawan hone
beta america se mery liye jawan hone ki dawai bhajna. Betey ne america se capsol......
- Hakeem beta hamesha apne se bari aurat
Hakeem: Beta hamesha apne se bari Aurat ko Maa, choti ko beti aur Hm umar......
- Lady to doctor mera beta motar cycle
Lady to doctor: mera beta motar cycle se gir gaya hai. Doctor: i can’t understand......
- Teacher beta batao chand roshan kyun hy
Teacher: beta batao chand roshan kyun hy ? . . . . . . .......
- Dadi mrtay huay boli beta me apna
Dadi mrtay huay boli: Beta me apna farm, 6 tractor, farmhouse, 50 janwar aur 22,389,630......
- Teacher beta billi ki awaz nikalo bacha
Teacher: Beta Billi Ki Awaz Nikalo Bacha: Meow!Meow! Teacher: Good, Ab kutte ki Awaz Nikalo......
- Father beta iss baar exam mein tumhein
Father: beta, iss baar exam mein tumhein 90% number lene hain. Son: nahe abu! Iss......
- Teacher abhi parh lo beta warna rzlt
Teacher: Abhi Parh Lo Beta! Warna Rzlt Aane K Baad Tum Rooge. . . .......