Baap, bete se tum barey ho k kya bano ge
Beta! Abu me jangi jahaz ka poilet banu ga
Baap, lekin hame kaise pata chaley ga k tum kon sa jahaz urah rahey ho
beta! Abu jab me apne gaon ke uper se guzrun ga to BOMB giraA dun ga,
aap foran samj jaiye ga ke ye hamara beta hai
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