Angel: What do you want?
Boy: a beautiful girl
Angle:
if u r muslim I’ll give you katrina
if u r hindu I’ll give you karine
if u r christian I’ll give you Angelina
what’s ur name?
Boy: Sheikh Vinod Fernando
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