A Man Saw 3 Parrots 4 Sale.
He Was Shocked By Abnormaly High Price
D Owner Says D 1st Parrot Can Run MS Office.
Price Ten Thousnd
Othr Parrot 15 Thousnd,
A Programr
D Last Parrot Caried A Tag Of 50 Thousnd
What Does He Do?
Owner Replies:To B Honest He Does Nothing
But The 2 Parots Call Him BOSS..! ;-> …
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