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- Common sense is common but the
Common Sense Is Common, But… The Use Of Common Sense Is Uncommon !!!! …...
- Sea is common for all some take
Sea is common for all. Some take pearls, some take fish and some come out......
- Its so common to hear how r
Its So Common To Hear.. How r You ? What r You doin ? Howz......
- Its so common to hear how r
Its So Common To Hear.. How r You ? What r You doin ? Howz......
- Its so common to hearhow r you
Its So Common To Hear.. How r You ? What r You doin ? Howz......
- Act always from a sense of common
Act always from a sense of common humanity, and let God judge if it be......
- Nothing astonishes men so much as common
Nothing astonishes men so much as common sense and plain dealing. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson...
- Names once they are in common use
Names, once they are in common use, quickly become mere sounds, their etymology being buried,......
- By far the most common craving of
By far the most common craving of pregnant women is not to be pregnant. ~Phyllis......
- He was a common man expanded into
He was a common man expanded into giant proportions; well acquainted with the people, he......
- Wanting to win is common all working
Wanting To Win Is Common To All Working To Win Is The Real Mark Of......
- Love is common emotion that comes to
Love Is Common Emotion That Comes To Everyone, If You Get Whom You Love, That’s......
- The second most common form of cancer
The second most common form of cancer Breast cancer is the second most common form......
- Whts so common between air and students
Wht’s so common between air and students? humm? Both turn the pages of book without......
- The common mistake made by most of
the common mistake made by most of us: ”’we listen half , understand quarter, think......
- The only common thing between the royal
The only common thing between the royal wedding & Pakistani wedding waz that the wedding......
- The question of common sense is always
The question of common sense is always what is it good for? – a question......
- Common sense and a of humor are
Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. ......
- Philosophy is nothing but common sense in
Philosophy is nothing but common sense in a dress suit. ~Author Unknown...
- The common sayings of the multitude are
The common sayings of the multitude are too true to be laughed at. ~Welsh Proverb...
- The common thread that binds nearly all
[T]he common thread that binds nearly all animal species seems to be that males are......
- It is a common experience that problem
It is a common experience that a problem difficult at night is resolved in the......
- My language is the common prostitute that
My language is the common prostitute that I turn into a virgin. ~Karl KrausCUL...
- Whats common between clouds and wife
What’s Common Between Clouds And Wife…..? ??? . . . . . . . .......
- What is common between allama iqbal gandhi
What is common between allama iqbal, gandhi and qaid-e-azam? Pathan replied ?All r born on......
- Loving urself is common but caring
Loving Urself Is Common But Caring 4 Some1 Can b Magnanimous Coz U Mi8 Nt......
- My dreams are common everyday cloud in the sky like
My Dreams Are Dreams Common Everyday Cloud-In-The-Sky Dreams Like Everybody Else-‘s… My Dreams Mean Nothing......
- A common mistake that people make when
A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to......
- What is common between allama iqbal gandhi
What is common between allama iqbal, gandhi and qaid-e-azam? Pathan replied All r born on......
- A common mistake that people make when
A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to......
- Loving urself is common but caring for
Loving Urself Is Common, But Caring for Someone is great, U might not remember a......
- Will the threat of common extermination continue
Will… the threat of common extermination continue?… Must children receive the arms race from us......
- Girlz aur universties main kia fact common
Girlz aur Universties Main Kia Fact Common Hai … ? ? ? ? ? Apply......
- Common dialogue after exams wedding night
common dialogue after exams & wedding night: kaisa hua? acha hua, per thora lamba tha,......
- Girlfriend aur police main kia baat common
Girlfriend Aur Police Main Kia Baat Common Hai…? . . . . Socho! . .......
- Common sense test its simple fill in
COMMON SENSE TEST Its Simple Fill in the blank ‘Ali is the son of Akram.......
- A common place book is what a provident poet
A Common-place-Book is what a provident Poet cannot subsist without, for this proverbial Reason, that......
- When some one lies to u
When some one Lies to u. Its not his fault Actually its your’s…. Because you......
- What lies behind us and what before
What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what......
- What lies behind us and what before
What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what......
- What lies behind us and what before
What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what......
- What lies behind us and what before
What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what......
- What lies behind us and what before
What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what......
- Does a liar lies when he says
Does a liar lies when he says he says he is telling a lie ?…...
- A murderer lies in bed with me
A Murderer Lies In Bed With Me, At My Side His Arm Around Me. I......
- All you lies boy they hurt its
All You Lies Boy They Hurt Its Cuts So Deep Every Word When You Cry......
- How some people can tell lies even
How Some People Can Tell Lies Even When Its No Use They Set Your Heart......
- Another day few thousand lies all i
Another Day Another Few Thousand Lies All I Have To Do Is Look Into Your......
- Wat u see as truth wat lies
?Wat u see as truth wat u see as lies remember that true friendship never......
- When your friend lies 2 you it
When Your Friend Lies 2 You It Is Not His Fault Actually, Fault Is Your’s......
- Happiness it lies in the joy of
Happiness… it lies in the joy of achievement, in the thrill of creative effort. Franklin......
- Within each of us lies the power
Within each of us lies the power of our consent to health and sickness, to......
- It lies not in our power to
It lies not in our power to love or hate, For will in us is......
- Wat u see as truth wat lies
Wat u see as truth wat u see as lies remember that true friendship never......
- The art of living lies less in
The art of living lies less in eliminating our troubles than in growing with them. ......
- All lies and jests still a man
All lies and jests, still a man hears what he wants to hear and disregards......
- The future lies before you like a
The future lies before you Like a field of driven snow, Be careful how you......
- Some luck lies in not getting what
Some luck lies in not getting what you thought you wanted but getting what you......
- When a man lies he murders some
When a man lies, he murders some part of the world. ~Rospo Pallenberg and John......
- All the art of living lies in
All the art of living lies in a fine mingling of letting go and holding......
- Pakistani guys top 10 lies 1
Pakistani Guy’s TOP 10 lies- 1. I love u 2. Im single 3. Im not......
- Under my bed covered in dust lies
Under My Bed Covered In Dust Lies Dust Bunnies, Broken Or Lost Toys, Pens And......
- Bitter lies in the midst of my
Bitter Lies In The Midst Of My Soul I Grit My Teeth Hoping That By......
- You tell only lies i truth fear
You Tell Only Lies. I Tell Only Truth; You Fear Such Truth. You Lie Once......
- Pakistani guys top 10 lies 1 i
Pakistani Guy’s TOP 10 lies- 1. I love u 2. Im single 3. Im not......
- Look how a bird lies tangled in
Look how a bird lies tangled in a net, So fastened in her arms Adonis......
- Neither a wise nor brave man lies
Neither a wise nor a brave man lies down on the tracks of history to......
- He who foretells the future lies even
He who foretells the future lies, even if he tells the truth. Proverb...
- In books lies the soul of whole
In books lies the soul of the whole Past Time: the articulate audible voice of......
- Movement never lies it is a barometer
Movement never lies. It is a barometer telling the state of the soul’s weather to......
- Happiness lies first of all in health
Happiness lies, first of all, in health. ~George William Curtis, Lotus-EatingDCMOO...
- Neither a wise man nor brave lies
Neither a wise man nor a brave man lies down on the tracks of history......
- When a history book contains no lies
When a history book contains no lies it is always tedious. ~Anatole France, The Crime......
- Sin lies only in hurting other people
Sin lies only in hurting other people unnecessarily. All other "sins" are invented nonsense. (Hurting......
- The past lies upon the present like
The Past lies upon the Present like a giant’s dead body. ~Nathaniel Hawthorne, The House......
- Neither a wise man nor brave lies
Neither a wise man nor a brave man lies down on the tracks of history......
- The future lies before you like paths
The future lies before you, like paths of pure white snow. Be careful how you......
- Spinning a web of emerald lies poised
Spinning A Web Of Emerald Lies Poised Above The World Cut Off From All Ties.......
- We live the lies we loved laughs
We live the lies, we loved the laughs All the things that take us back.......
- Here sleeping beauty lies in the throes
Here Sleeping Beauty Lies In The Throes Of Prozac It Used To Keep Her Up......
- St michaels mount lies off the coast
St Michael’s Mount lies off the coast of which English county? Cornwall...
- Genius lies not in thinking of ideas
Genius lies not in thinking of ideas, but in the ability to execute the ideas.......
- The strongest principle of growth lies in
The strongest principle of growth lies in the human choice. George Eliot...
- In every winters heart lies a quivering
‘In every Winters heart lies a quivering Spring.- Behind the veil of each night waits......
- The body never lies martha graham
The body never lies. ~Martha GrahamETW...
- The only real progress lies in learning
The only real progress lies in learning to be wrong all alone. ~Albert CamusSD...
- The body never lies martha graham
The body never lies. ~Martha GrahamETW...
- My problem lies in reconciling my gross
My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income. ~Errol Flynn...
- My problem lies in reconciling my gross
My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income. ~Errol Flynn...
- Music that gentlier on the spirit lies
Music that gentlier on the spirit lies, Than tired eyelids upon tired eyes. ~Alfred Lord......
- Truth left before the morning lies remain
Truth Left Before The Morning The Lies Remain To Explain Its Absence I Was Left......
- Farewell false love the oracle of lies
Farewell false love, the oracle of lies, A mortal foe and enemy to rest, An......
- Here undoubtedly lies the chief poetic energy
Here undoubtedly lies the chief poetic energy: –in the force of imagination that pierces or......
- What lies lurk in kisses heinrich heine
What lies lurk in kisses. ~Heinrich Heine...
- The radical novelty of modern science lies
The radical novelty of modern science lies precisely in the rejection of the belief, which......
- My love lies bleeding thomas campbell
My love-lies-bleeding. ~Thomas CampbellCOE...
- Pornography tells lies about women but pornography
Pornography tells lies about women. But pornography tells the truth about men. ~John Stoltenberg...
- Dont ask dont tell everything lies in
Don’t ask, don’t tell. Everything lies in silence. Anonymous...
- Pakistani courses mbbs master in bomb blasting
Pakistani Courses:- MBBS:-Master In Bomb Blasting Strategies CAT:-Career In Alqaeda & Taliban IIT:-Islamic Institute of......
- Ek angrej india aya aur usne santa
Ek Angrej India Aya Aur Usne Santa Se PuchhaAngrej:...
- Kis z da key of lovelove maragemarage
Kis z da key of love.love z da key of marage.marage z da box of......
- A baby fish asked her mother y
A baby fish asked her mother: Y can’t we live on earth? Mother Fish: Earth......
- Fool se ne foolon ki foolwari me
FOOL se, FOOL ne, FOOLon ki FOOLwari me FOOL ke sath wish kiya ‘You are......
- U r the one who is charming
U R the one who is CHARMING U R the one who is INTELLIGENT U......
- Find the most suotable place 4 this
Find The Most Suotable Place 4 This Note "Come Like Horse.. Sit Like Thief… Go......
- Very cute gorgeous genious goodlooking intellegent one
VERY… Cute, Gorgeous, Genious, Goodlooking, Intellegent, One in Trillions…I think its enuff abt ME,wht abt......
- If u delete this sms love me
If u delete this sms u love me if u keep it u want me......
- A little kid walks into a city
A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and......
- Old concept do or die new
Old concept: “Do or die ” New concept: “Do before u die ” Latest concept:......
- U r a donkey d 4
u r a donkey d 4 decent .. o 4 outclass .. n 4 nice......
- A mobile is like a woman talks
A mobile is like a woman- talks non-stop,costs a fortune,disturbs when u r busy n......
- In a train ticket checker to saint
In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please! Saint: I don’t have. TT:......
- Ek shaks gussy me police station gya
Ek shaks gussy me police station gya aur bolaa… Meri complain note kro mje dhamki......
- A grammar freak girl to her boyfriend
A grammar freak girl to her boyfriend ” You are as useless as. .. ........
- A quiet man is thinking man
A Quiet Man, Is A Thinking Man. A Quiet Woman, Is Usually Mad.. =P …...
- It hurts to love someone and not
It hurts to love someone and not be loved in return, but what hurts more......
- A smile to put you on high
A sMiLe tO pUt You On HiGh… A KisS To Set YoUr SouL ALriGhT… WouLd......
- having 1 child makes you a parent
-Having 1 child makes you a parent but having 2 makes you a refree…....
- A married man had written on the
A married man had written on the back of his car…. “Don’t disturb . .......
- After a quarrel husband said to his
After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, You know, I was a fool......
- If i need brain transplantation ill prefer
If i need brain transplantation i’ll prefer ur brain, Dont think u r genious i......
- In life wen u r alone
In Life Wen U R Alone When U R Crying Wen U R Upset Wen......
- Win an iphone a car 0r
Win An iphone, A CAR, 0r A HOUSE In DUBAI… Use A Sharp 0bject To......
- Try this its fun take ur
Try This Its Fun! Take Ur Mobile, Select Vibrate Mode & Put In Water &......
- Signboard outside a repair shop
Signboard Outside A Repair Shop … "We Can Repair Anything … (PLZ ! Knock Hard......
- Q have you heard the joke about
Q: Have yOu Heard The Joke AboUt bUtTer? Ans: I Butter Not Te|L yOU, It......
- Customer shouted waiter waiter theres
Customer Shouted: “Waiter, Waiter ! There’s A Dead Fly In My Soup…” Waiter Replied: “Oh......
- Teacher mehnat karo ga tou kuch
Teacher Mehnat Karo Ga Tou Kuch Bano Ga . Pathan Student Teacher Hamra Gadha Tou......
- A why are you late b there
A: Why are you late? B: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar......
- 7 glances 1 smile smiles 1 meeting
7 Glances= 1 Smile 7 smiles =1 meeting 7meetings= 1 kiss 7 kisses= 1 proposal......
- A boy got caught in class throwing
A Boy Got Caught In Class Throwing Paper Airplanes. Teacher Gave Him Punishment To Write......
- A girl dialed her own number from
A Girl Dialed Her Own Number From Her Boyfriend’s Cell To See Her Name Saved......
- Tips 4 boys if you marry
TIPS 4 Boys- If You Marry One Girl, She Will Fight WITH You. If You......
- Best funny line i
Best funny line. . ! I always learn from the mistake of others who take......
- I just hate y0u go away why
I just hate y0u! Go away.. Why The Hell You Keep Coming Again And Again…......
- Boy1you are late boy2i had to toss
Boy1:You are late!. Boy2:I had to toss a coin to decide going to church and......
- An old lady gave the buss drivr
An oLd Lady gave the busS Drivr penuts 2 eat. Ths happnd 4 several Times.......
- Driving styles in diff countries 1hands on
driving styles in diff countries- …………1hands on steering wheel,1 hand out windo-sydny ………….1 hand on......
- A young boss said quotthe great
A young Boss said "the great attraction in our job is that every day is......
- Attitude of youth we are
Attitude of Youth 🙂 “We are mOre brilliant than Einstein and Newton.. . . .......
- First the engagement ring then wedding suffering
First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering …...
- Amazin lines of attitude yes i
Amazin’ Lines Of Attitude- “Yes, I Hav Made “MISTAKES”, Bcos My Life Did Not Come......
- giggling bites call a girl
! Giggling Bites ! “Call a girl pretty & She will remember it for 5......
- A nurse fell in luv with
A Nurse Fell In Luv With A Doctor But D Nurse Spent Most Of D......
- What is another painful sentence other than
What Is Another Painful Sentence Other Than ‘i Hate U’ ” ” ” ” ”......
- How to convert a university student into
How to convert a university student into a criminal??? . . . . . .......
- Boy where are you going girl
Boy: Where Are You Going? Girl: For Suicide.. Boy: Then, Why Soo Much Make-Up? Girl:......
- Height of good luck teacher hey
Height of Good Luck….!… Teacher: Hey! Stand up. Tell me two pronouns. . . .......
- Never trust a mn who says he
Never trust a m@n who says he is the boss at home.He probably lies abt......
- Dear human you get angry at
Dear Human: You Get Angry At Me; If I Wake U Up.. You Also Get......
- New style of proposing a girl i
New style of proposing a girl: I have spent many sleepless nights in ur love,......
- Boy brb girl okay 2
Boy: Brb Girl: Okay … 2 Hrs Later Boy: Back Girl: Huh … =/ What......
- c r u s h e
” C R U S H E S ” Would Be A Lot Less Fun......
- When somebody says expect the unexpected
When Somebody Says “Expect The Unexpected” . . . . . . . . .......
- Love is not how long uve been
LovE is Not HoW LonG U’ve BeeN 2gEthEr; nOt HoW MucH U’ve GIvEn oR RecEivE;......
- Its a fact girl may
It’s A Fact. . . . Girl May Not Help U To Get A Lot......
- Definition of laziness itz
Definition Of Laziness :- -:- iT’z A tElEnT oF tAlKiNg ReSt BeFoRe YoU gEt TiRed......
- Hi need 1 girl 2 marry
Hi’ Need 1 girl 2 marry . . . Age no bar, Color no bar,......
- Class rooms r like train 1st
Class Rooms R Like Train 1st 2 Bench R Executive Coaches Reserved For VIP Middle......
- Be nice to the ones who smoke
Be Nice To The Ones Who Smoke.. Every Cigarette Might Be Their Last…...
- Students vs teacherz when we r
“StuDenTs Vs TeAcHeRz”.. . . WheN We R iN CLass, We R ‘StuDenTs’, WheN They......
- Boy to girl before exam hey all
Boy to girl before exam: Hey all d best Girl: All da best to u......
- If child labour is a crime
If Child Labour Is A Crime . . . . . . . . .......
- Ek don ka beta oral exam me
ek don ka beta ORAL EXAM me fail ho gaya, ghar aakar wo apne dad......
- A banner come sign board in front
A Banner Come Sign Board In Front Of An IT Company . . . Drive......
- Class rooms r like train 1st
Class Rooms R Like Train 1st 2 Bench R Executive Coaches Reserved For VIP Middle......
- Boy to girl will you marry
Boy To Girl : Will you marry me . . .? (Girl remains silent…) Boy......
- Girl which computer do u have boy
Girl- which computer do u have? Boy- I have a computer with intel core i7......
- Hi i am marrying next week there
Hi! i am marrying next week. there will be a small party and only a......
- Teachr whats d benifit of eating spinach
Teachr: What’s D Benifit Of Eating Spinach? Studnt: Eat Spinach & U’ll GrowUp Big &......
- Height of over confidence a g i
HeIgHT Of ovEr coNfiDeNce, A G I R L S A Y z W i......
- Dear computer users i do appreciate
Dear Computer Users, I do appreciate your kind attitude towards the other keys of keyboard!......
- Psychiatrists receptionist comes sayz theres man
PsyChIatrIst’s rEceptionist cOmEs & sAyZ theRe’s mAn oUt WHo sAyS He cAn mAke hImSELf “INVISIBLE”......
- giggling bites in the past
* Giggling Bites * In The Past, When You Were Angry With Someone …You Argued......
- Boy i want to be a millionaire
Boy: “I want to be a millionaire. Just like my dad…!” Girl: “Wow, your dad’s......
- A man notice that his credit card
A Man Notice That His Credit Card Had Been Stolen But He Didn’t Report It..!......
- The first law of philosophy for every
The First Law of Philosophy: For every philosopher, there exists an equal and opposite philosopher.......
- Bitter truth if money ever
Bitter Truth … “If money ever grew on trees. . . Girl’s would’nt mind dating......
- The best place to breakup with
The Best Place To Breakup With Your Girl Friend Is In McDonald There Are Sharp......
- Japanese guy visitd pakistan took taxi
Japanese guy visitd Pakistan & took taxi 2 go to friend’s house.On way Toyota passd......
- My science book says i agree
My SCIENCE book says & i agree.. . . . . . . . .......
- 3 friends lived in the same flat
3 friends lived in the same flat on the 110th floor. One day the lift......
- Height of insult d guide i
Height of Insult 😀 Guide: I welcome you all to Niagra falls. This is the......
- 3 unforgettable things in our life
3 Unforgettable Things In Our Life…. 1-Breakfast 2-Lunch 3-Dinner No Need To Be Emotional……....
- Beautiful words by a best friend
Beautiful Words By A Best Friend- ‘Always Remember That If You Fall, I Will Pick......
- Universal truth we learnt sun rises in
Universal TRUTH we learnt “sun rises in the east” Fact:- “sun neither rises nor sets,......
- Little johnny mamwill you punish me
Little Johnny : Mam,Will you punish me for something that I didn’t do??...
- After digging to a depth of 100
After digging to a depth of 100 meters last year, Russian scientists found traces of......
- Modern definition 0f boy friend
Modern Definition 0f ” Boy Friend ” A Person Who Has To Like All The......
- M0st irritating and ann0ying m0ment youre
M0st irritating and ann0ying m0ment: You’re getting bored and n0 messages, n0t even a single......
- A fact a girl will
A Fact : “A Girl Will Always Forgive And Forget But She Will Never Let......
- Boy im searching for the most beautiful
Boy: I’m searching for the most beautiful girl..!! Girl: Look I came for you..!! Boy:......
- Two tigers were resting under a tree
Two Tigers were resting under a tree.. Suddenly a RABBIT passed very fast Tiger could......
- Janx can i have a picture of
JAn|x Can i Have a PicTure of Urs? . . . AcTuaLLy, The Thing is......
- Millions of people write love letters
Millions of people write Love Letters. But everyone send there 1st love letter mostly to......
- An old man was wondering if his
An old man was wondering if his wife had a hearing problem. So one day,......
- A private employee was rewarded a bicycle
A Private Employee was rewarded a bicycle by his organisation.It was so beautiful but didnt’ve......
- Amazing truth when your mom decides
Amazing truth : When your mom decides to be in your room while you are......
- Kabhi kisi ladki say book nahi mangni
KABHI KISI LADKI SAY BOOK NAHI MANGNI CHAHIYE VERNA MAAR PED SAKTI HAIN COZ IT......
- I saw him on facebooki added him
I saw him on facebook,I added him… . . . …. . . . I......