When I take a long time to finish, I am slow,

When my boss takes a long time, He is thorough

When I don?t do it, I am lazy,

When my boss does not do it, He is busy,

When I do something without being told, I am trying to be smart,

When my boss does the same, He takes the initiative,

When I please my boss, I am apple polishing,

When my boss pleases his boss, He is cooperating,

When I make a mistake, You?re an idiot.

When my boss makes a mistake, He?s only human.

When I am out of the office, I am wondering around.

When my boss is out of the office, He?s on business.

When I am on a day off sick, I am always sick.

When my boss is a day off sick, He must be very ill.

When I apply for leave, I must be going for an interview

When my boss applies for leave, It?s because he?s overworked

When I do well, My boss never remembers,

When I do wrong, He never forgets …