When I take a long time to finish, I am slow,
When my boss takes a long time, He is thorough
When I don?t do it, I am lazy,
When my boss does not do it, He is busy,
When I do something without being told, I am trying to be smart,
When my boss does the same, He takes the initiative,
When I please my boss, I am apple polishing,
When my boss pleases his boss, He is cooperating,
When I make a mistake, You?re an idiot.
When my boss makes a mistake, He?s only human.
When I am out of the office, I am wondering around.
When my boss is out of the office, He?s on business.
When I am on a day off sick, I am always sick.
When my boss is a day off sick, He must be very ill.
When I apply for leave, I must be going for an interview
When my boss applies for leave, It?s because he?s overworked
When I do well, My boss never remembers,
When I do wrong, He never forgets …
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