Mai or woh
Oooooo….
Hum dono akele
Oooooo…
Raat ka wqt
Ohho….
Barish shru
Ohhhoooo…
Dono Bheegy huay
Wah g
Kampte huay badan
Oooooo…
Wo pas aya
Ohh God
Dil ghabraya
Haaye…
Sansain tez
Oooh
Ohh plz kuch kar na day
Aur paas aya
Haaye pihr kiya
Us ne mu khola aur..
Aur
Aur
Aur
Bola wo wo
Ha ha ha ha……
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Ek bona suhag raat ko room mein entr hoty he Biwi se bola :Chal Bakri......
- Hmari life os waqt complate hoti hai
Hmari life os waqt complate hoti hai. Jabap hon or m hon or humary choty......
- Pathan express kitny bajy ati hai
pathan: Express kitny bajy ati hai? TT: 9 baje pathan: Maale Gaadi? TT: 1 baje......
- ye hai aap k angothon
‘ Ye hai aap k’ Angothon ki warzash……....
- Uffo kia kerte ho duur hat jao
Uffo Kia Kerte Ho Duur Hat Jao Koi Dekhe Ga Tou Kia Soche Ga ??......
- Pehlay gallay lagao phir kiss karo
Pehlay gallay lagao phir kiss karo phir bistar pe litaao phir neechay haath laga ke......
- Din main sota hy raat ko jaagta
Din Main Sota Hy Raat Ko Jaagta Hy Din Mein Laita Rehta Hy Raat Ko......
- Larka larki se kia kr rhe ho
Larka Larki Se Kia Kr Rhe Ho ? Larki Dodh Pee Rhe Ho Larka Kis......
- Pehlay gallay lagao phir kiss karo
Pehlay gallay lagao phir kiss karo phir bistar pe litaao phir neechay haath laga ke......
- Woh choom len ek baar to aati
Woh Choom Len ek Baar to Aati Nahi Neend, Unki Awaz Suntay Suntay Raat Jati......
- Passenger yaar yeh koan sa stop hey
Passenger: Yaar yeh koan sa stop hey, bus main jhatkay buhat lag rahay hain. Driver:......
- Boy me 20 yrs ka hon tum
boy: me 20 yrs ka hon. tum kitne ki ho? Girl: Me B 20 ki......
- Chahoo tu humein bhulaa dena chaho dil
CHAHOO TU HUMEIN BHULAA DENA CHAHO TU HUMEIN DIL SSE LAGA LENA PER KABHI TANHAIII......
- Boojho to jane ye sookha andar
“Boojho to jane†Ye sookha andar jata hai or gila bahir ata hai Pehlay chota......
- Aurtoon ki khuli he or mardoon
Aurtoon ki khuli he… Or mardoon ki bund he. Kia? . . . . .......
- Hugli dugli bugli ugly bus
Hugli Hugli Dugli Dugli Bugli Bugli ( Ugly Ugly Bus……. Hanso mat ye rung kaala......
- Plz call me its urgent ek accident
Plz call me, its urgent. Ek accident ho gaya hai. . . . . .......
- You are a ghonchu g reat h ot o ne
You are a GHONCHU.. G-reat H-ot O-ne in million N-aughty C-ute H-umble U-nique Zyada khush......
- In which situation do men start sweating
In Which Situation, Do Men Start Sweating In 10 Mins & Women Want To Go......
- Wifebas karog jiraat k 12 baje se
Wife:Bas karog ji..raat k 12 baje se kar rahe ho aur subah k 8 baj......
- Chachi hum chaat ki dukaan kholenge bhatija
Chachi: Hum chaat ki dukaan kholenge!! Bhatija: Thik Hai. Chachi: Hum 10/- plate chaat bechenge.......
- Bharwa jaldi petrol lo halat
BHARWA . BHARWA BHARWA BHARWA jaldi jaldi petrol BHARWA lo halat ka kuch pata nahi......
- Girl jaano meray mun mai daalo
GIRL: Jaano Meray mun mai Daalo, main Choson gi BOY: Nahi nahi tum kha Gai......
- Police mujram sebache k sath ziadti q
PoLice Mujram se=Bache k sath ziadti Q ki? Mujram:Janab garmi ho gai thi aur bacha......
- Husband k mrnay next day wife ne
Husband k Mrnay k Next day, Wife Ne Paper Me Add diya: janazy Me Shamil......
- Mat poooch k kitni bulandi se gira
mat poooch k kitni bulandi se gira hoon ‘meriii’ teray lai inna e kafi hai......
- Wo ayegi to hum barish ki dua
Wo ayegi to hum Barish ki Dua mangain gaye, dost Suna hai wo geelay kapray......
- A girl ask papu wo kya hai
A Girl Ask Papu wo kya hai jo Cow k pas 4 or mere pas......
- 1 admi public toilet me betha tha
1 admi public toilet me betha tha achanak usay sath wale toilet se awaz aai......
- Larki un dino bohat darr lagta tha
Larki. Un dino bohat darr lagta tha Nachna Gaana Khailna Koodna Uff Bahr jana geele......
- 1 girl coke pi rahi thi
1 girl Coke pi rahi thi k achank us me se 1 machhr nikla or......
- Larki jab saare kapre utar leti hy
‘Larki jab saare kapre utar leti hy to kia hota hy? Tu rasi khali ho......
- Beta papa 1 paheli ka jwab do
Beta: Papa 1 Paheli Ka Jwab do; Masl Masl K Khhra Kiya aur Thook Laga......