Santa: I’m so proud, my son is in medical school.
Banta: What’s he studying?
Santa: Oh! He is not studying. Doctors are studying him!!!
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- The greatest gift u can give to
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- Hamein khud se juda kar k wo
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- 1 admi ne nargis ko goad
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- Khobsorat logoo se muhabbat nahi hoti bulke
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- Qismat k sitaray jab toot jatay hai
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- Ek bar hua tha yun wo mujhko
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- Things to do today 1get up
THINGS TO DO TODAY? 1:GET UP… 2:SURVIVE,,,,,,,,,,,, 3:GO BACK TO BED……….....
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- Dont misunderstand the person who shows anger
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- The sun is shining suppose v
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