Category: Funny Shayri

Funny Shayri

Funny Shayri, Punjabi Shayri, SMS Shayari

Chitte chunii utte kala phool kadiya da

Chitte Chunii Utte Kala Phool Kadiya Da, Dave Shah Tuhade Te Marda Janda , Tuhanu…

Funny Shayri, Ghazals Lyrics

Ustara ko kuch istaraha sey unhoney pakra

Ustara Ko Kuch Istaraha Sey Unhoney Pakra Ki Charo Oar Sey Awaz Aaa Aayeee Ustara…

Funny Shayri, SMS Shayari

Mashooka lagta hai meri aankh mein kuch

Mashooka: Lagta Hai Meri Aankh Mein Kuch Gir Gaya Dekho To Mashook: Darling, Ek Tinka…

Funny Shayri, Ghazals Lyrics

Chandni rat thi mausaum bada shuhana tha

Chandni Rat Thi Mausaum Bada Shuhana Tha Mehbuba Ke Ghar Jane Ka Yeh Hi Ek…

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Janaze pe uthate gaye jab se ham

Janaze Pe Janaze Uthate Gaye Jab Se Ham Shaayri Sunate Gaye Kucch Log Rote Rote…

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Hum dono ke beech mein tere baap

Hum Dono Ke Beech Mein, Tere Baap Ka Kya Kaam, Jab Do Dilon Ne Ikraar…

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Humey pyaar nibhana naa aaye to kya

Humey Pyaar Nibhana Naa Aaye To Kya Ho Gaya Hey Dhoka Dene Ki Adaa To…

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Hattee elefant chale bajar market kutte dog

Hattee (Elefant) Chale Bajar (Market) Kutte (Dog) Bhoke Hajar (Thousand)

Funny Shayri, Punjabi Shayri, SMS Shayari

Ni kudiye tainu sas mile enni kapati

Ni Kudiye Tainu Sas Mile Enni Kapati, Fere Jehdi Roj Tere Jutti, Tun Karen Ghar…

Funny Shayri, Ghazals Lyrics

Ladka khat likta hu khun se shahi

Ladka Khat Likta Hu Khun Se Shahi Mat Samjana Pyar Karta Hu Tujse Koi Or…

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Dating process 6 weeks i love

Dating Process: 6 Weeks : I Love U, I Love U, I Love U. 6…

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Koi pyaar mei de phool aur kare

Koi Pyaar Mei De Phool, Aur Koi Pyaar Mei Kare Bhool. Hum To Phool Ko…

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Jalwa jo tere baton main hai phektein

Jalwa Jo Tere Baton Main Hai Phektein Bahut Hai Har Kushbu Tere Sanson Main Hai…

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Addition of problems subtraction money multiplication enemies

Addition Of Problems, Subtraction Of Money, Multiplication Of Enemies & Division Of Friends.

Funny Shayri, Ghazals Lyrics

Naam kya hai aabdulla khate ho russgulla

Naam Kya Hai Aabdulla Khate Kya Ho Russgulla Biwi Kaha Hai Mayke Mein Late Kyu…

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Om jai jasmeet hare swami tum khud

Om Jai Jasmeet Hare, Swami Jai Jasmeet Hare, Tum Khud Ho Ik Sankat, Haan Sabse…

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Aaj mousam hai fine mere haath mein

Aaj Mousam Hai Fine Mere Haath Mein Hai Wine Tere Baap Ko Lagta Hai Ye…

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O khushi bahut dinon se tumhe batana

O Khushi Bahut Dinon Se Tumhe Batana Tha Ke Tum Shadi Ke Baad Jis Bhi…

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Jab woh aata hai mere samney to

Jab Woh Aata Hai Mere Samney To Na Jane Kyu Chajata Hai Us Ke Aane…

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Mey eek sheir sunaaon zerra gaor se

Mey Eek Sheir Sunaao.N Zerra Gaor Se Suniye Jao Mey Nei Sunaati Kisi Aor Se…

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tapti dhoop ko saaye pe kaun

” Tapti Dhoop Ko Saaye Pe Kaun Le. Bhikari Ko Saraaye Pekaun Le. Main Shaadi…

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Tum itraati bahut ho dil ko behlati

Tum Itraati Bahut Ho Dil Ko Behlati Bahut Ho Sochta Hoon Tumhe Dinner Par Le…

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Hi n hello i am marrying next

Hi N Hello! I Am Marrying Next Week. There Will Be A Small Party And…

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Face ke app gajab ki smile hai

Face Ke App Ke Gajab Ki Smile Hai, Suna Hai App Ke Pas Ek Mobile…

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Karan was very upset to see the

Karan Was Very Upset To See The Report Card Of His Son, So He Started…

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Aapke haath mein mobile hai chehre pe

Aapke Haath Mein Mobile Hai Chehre Pe Khoob Smile Hai Sms Ki Achi Khasi File…

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Ramlila se hanuman tha farar role ke

Ramlila Se Hanuman Tha Farar Role Ke Liya Fit Kiya Ek Sardar Jo Tha Bahut…

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Aik coder tha deewana sa coding karne

Aik Coder Tha Deewana Sa Coding Karne Se Woh Darta Tha.. Copy Paste Karke, Idhar…

Funny Shayri, Ghazals Lyrics

Khuwahisho k jangal mai raat justuju kar

Khuwahisho K Jangal Mai Raat Justuju Kar K Hum Ne Us Ki Khatir Ab Chooriyan…

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Tumhari saalgirah pe jaana kia bhejoon apni

Tumhari Saalgirah Pe Jaana Kia Bhejoon Apni Jaan Bhejoon Keh Apna Dil Bhejoon Phir Soochta…

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Tere yeh khoobsurat gehari ankhon main doob

Tere Yeh Khoobsurat Gehari Ankhon Main Doob Jane Ko Jee Chahta Hai , Mager Darta…

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Fariyad kya kare hum kise dastan sunaye

Fariyad Kya Kare Fariyad Kya Kare Hum Kise Dastan Sunaye Jisne Mere Paise Churaye Use…

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Khush ho tum tu khushi meri ro

Khush Ho Tum Tu Khushi Meri Ho Ro Tum Tu Ankhen Num Meri Hon Ae…

Funny Shayri, Ghazals Lyrics

Barsaat ki ek raat bheegi si ladki

Barsaat Ki Ek Raat Bheegi Si Ladki Bheega Sa Badan Bheegi Zulfen Bhege Hont Usne…

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Pass baithne se jo bin mange mil

Pass Baithne Se Jo Bin Mange Mil Jaaye, Use Khushboo Kahte Hain. Janaab Ess Galat-Fehmi…

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Wo ladai hi kya jis mein do

Wo Ladai Hi Kya Jis Mein Do Chaar Gaaliyan Na Ho Aur Woh Sasuraal Hi…

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Sanam ki chahat me ham shahar gaye

Sanam Ki Chahat Me Ham Shahar Gaye The Laute Jab Ham To Sanam Sasural Chale…

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Jahan dekho wahan himesh sunai deta hai

Jahan Dekho Wahan Himesh Sunai Deta Hai.. Aur Apna Yeh Dimag Din Bhar Dhulai Sehta…

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Ek dost hai mera nikama sa naam

Ek Dost Hai Mera Nikama Sa Naam Bi Hai Uska Nikama Sa Lagta Hai Mujhe…

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Kal jab mile the to dil mein

Kal Jab Mile The To Dil Mein Hua Ek Sound Aur Aaj Mile To Kehte…

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Main bewakoof hoon are aahista bolo yahan

Main Bewakoof Hoon! Main Bewakoof Hoon! Are Aahista Bolo Yahan Tak Awaz Aa Rahi Hain,…

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Tum kya jano gum hota hai tumne

Tum Kya Jano Gum Kya Hota Hai Tum Kya Jano Gum Kya Hota Hai Tumne…

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Tare gam me tadap kar mar jayenge

Tare Gam Me Tadap Kar Mar Jayenge Sath Me Tera Naam Le Jayenge Rab Se…

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Aaj tum dil maago de dege jaan

Aaj Tum Dil Maago De Dege. Aaj Tum Jaan Maago De Dege, Aaj Tum Dharkan…

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Idhar chupa mein udhar jane kaha kidhar

Idhar Chupa Mein Udhar Chupa Jane Kaha Mein Kidhar Chupa Are Pakda Gaya Yeh Bush…

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Band kar diya sanpon ko sapairon ne

Band Kar Diya Sanpon Ko Sapairon Ne Yeh Keh Kar Insaan Hi Kafi Hai Insaan…

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Main nikla aeroplane le ke rastay mein

Main Nikla Aeroplane Le Ke Ke Rastay Mein Newyork Mein Aik Mod Aayaa Main W.T.C…

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Dunia badal gai hai chatting se hoti

Dunia Badal Gai Hai Chatting Se Hoti Hai Ab Hacking Chatting Se Hoti Thi Larkian…

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Monkey bander donkey khota sit betha

Monkey = Bander Donkey = Khota Sit = Betha Stand = Khalota Read In Flow…

Funny Shayri, Ghazals Lyrics, Shayari E Husn

Sundar roop tumhara gora mukhra kitna pyaara

Sundar Sundar Roop Tumhara Gora Mukhra Kitna Pyaara Dekhe Koi Nazar Lag Jaaye Ek Pal…

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Agra ka tajmahaldelhi qutubminaar dekha hai kuch

Agra Ka Tajmahal…Delhi Ka Qutubminaar Dekha Hai Kuch Is Tarah Se Hasinao Ka Pyaar Dekha…

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Dosti karo her din pyaar kabhi nahin

Dosti Karo Her Din, Pyaar Kabhi Nahin, Koi Ruthe Bhi To Keh Dena, “Yaar,Tu Nahin…

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Deewane majnu ka dil dekho kya hai

Deewane Majnu Ka Dil Dekho Kya Hai Khaak Mein Milkar Bhi Kehta Hai “Bigda Kya…

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Rango se bhari sham ho aapki chand

Rango Se Bhari Sham Ho Aapki, Chand Sitaron Se Zyada Shan Ho Aapki, Zindgi Ka…

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Unke dekhne se jo aa jaati hai

Unke Dekhne Se Jo Aa Jaati Hai Chehare Pe Ronak Unke Dekhne Se Jo Aa…

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Tere baap ki shadi hui teri maa

Tere Baap Ki Shadi Hui Teri Maa Se Teri Maa Ki Shadi Hui Tere Baap…

Funny Shayri, Ghazals Lyrics

Jai macchar bhagwan ujagar agnit kasto ke

Jai Macchar Bhagwan Ujagar Jai Agnit Kasto Ke Sagar Rog Dut Atulit Baldama Rakt Chus…

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Agar aap dolat haasil karna chaahte hai

Agar Aap Dolat Haasil Karna Chaahte Hai To Neeche Aaye Neeche Or Neeche Or Neeche…

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Hum doston ko bahut buri saza dete

Hum Doston Ko Bahut Buri Saza Dete Hain, Wah Wah!! Irshad Irshaad, Hum Doston Ko…

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Ek sohni sunakhi kuri mili dekhdeya hi

Ek Sohni Sunakhi Kuri Mili Dekhdeya Hi Dil Ch Gayi Vas Pyar Naal Jad Osnu…

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Chalne lagi hawa kyon lehrake jhoomke aayi

Chalne Lagi Hawa Kyon Lehrake Jhoomke Aayi Hai Shayad Unki Julfon Ko Choom Ke

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Train aur ladies mein kya samanta hain

Train Aur Ladies Mein Kya Samanta Hain? Train Late Hoti Hain To Makeup Karti Hain….

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Father asked beti tum bari

Father Asked Beti : -Å— Tum Bari Ho Ker Kia Karo Gi?- Beti :- Maa…

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Har roj aadaab karti thi jab daab

Har Roj Aadaab Aadaab Karti Thi Jab Daab Liya To Khafa Ho Gayi

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Kya khoob lagti ho badi moti dikti

Kya Khoob Lagti Ho Badi Moti Dikti Ho Tum Size Main Bhari Ho Tum Insaan…

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Ye kaunsa tha jaam jo tune pila

Ye Kaunsa Tha Jaam Jo Tune Pila Diya Is Sifeere Ka Sara System Hila Diya

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Tanhai bana hi deti hai kisi ko

Tanhai Bana Hi Deti Hai Kisi Ko Pagal Kisi Ko Beemar Kisi Ko Janwar Kisi…

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Hum bhi the ayyar bahoot woh thi

Hum Bhi The Ayyar Bahoot Woh Bhi Thi Chalak Bahoot Pehle Dono Khel Rahe The…

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Tera shampoo ban jaane ko taiyaar hun

Tera Shampoo Ban Jaane Ko Taiyaar Hun, Magar Ek Baar Nahaane To Aao. Darji Ban…

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Ek baar dekha dost ki saheli thi

Ek Baar Dekha Dost Ki Saheli Thi Dosti Hui To Wo Ek Paheli Thi Pyaar…

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Kitna khush tha ki tera paigam aaya

kitna khush tha ki tera paigam aaya hawa main udta salam mehkta aaya khat khola…

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Halat kya hai kaise tumhe batau main

Halat Kya Hai Kaise Tumhe Batau Main Karwate Badal Badal Kar Raat Bitau Main Kya…

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Na jaane woh humse kya chupati thi

Na Jaane Woh Humse Kya Chupati Thi, Kuch Tha Uske Honthon Par Na Jane Kyu…

Funny Shayri, Ghazals Lyrics

Tere pyar ka e mail mere dil

Tere Pyar Ka E- Mail Mere Dil Ko Lubhataa Hai Par Bicch Main Tere Baap…

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Ro reha hai dil karaan ta ki

Ro Reha Hai Dil Karaan Ta Ki Karaan, Ban Gayi Mushkil Karaan Ta Ki Karaan,…

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Chaho to kisi ek ko par nek

Chaho To Kisi Ek Ko Par Kisi Nek Ko, Jo Pyar Ka Matlab Samjhe Agar…

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Apni mohabat ka izhar karne wala hun

Apni Mohabat Ka Izhar Karne Wala Hun… Chitthi Nahi Taar Karne Wala Hun … Koi…

Funny Shayri, Ghazals Lyrics

Kal agar main mar bhi jau a

Kal Agar Main Mar Bhi Jau A Dost Mere Marne Ka Gum Na Karna Aansoon…

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Petrol bachane ke liye ladki ne gaadi

Petrol Bachane Ke Liye Ladki Ne Gaadi Band Kar Di, Raste Se Ja Raha Tha…

Funny Shayri, Ghazals Lyrics

Ek baar humme aya nyota raison ki

Ek Baar Humme Aya Nyota Raison Ki Party Ka Zat Taiyar Hue Hum Bhaiya Pahan…

Funny Shayri, Ghazals Lyrics

Doob te ko tinkey ka sahara chahiye

Doob Te Ko Tinkey Ka Sahara Chahiye Shadi Ke Liye Behnon Ka Ek Ishara Chahiye…

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Last night i dream of you this

Last Night, I Dream Of You, This Morning My First Thought Was You, I Thought…

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Hitler bhi chala gaya saddam pakda binladden

Hitler Bhi Chala Gaya, Saddam Bhi Pakda Gaya, Binladden Ka Bhi Pata Nahin, Tum Bhi…

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Zindagi kehti hai pyar kar kehta bewafai

Zindagi Kehti Hai Pyar Kar Pyar Kehta Hai Bewafai Hai Is Main, Bewafa Kehti Hai…

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Ik amli jurassic park film vekh reha

Ik Amli Jurassic Park Film Vekh Reha Si, Dainasour Vekh Ke Kursi Piche Lukk Gaya,…

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Once there was a crow nashe wich

Once There Was A Crow, Nashe Wich Betha Se Oh, Usne Peg Laye C Do,…

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A jatt was passing through jungle beautiful

A Jatt Was Passing Through A Jungle A Beautiful Churail Stops Him Says Hoo –…

Funny Shayri, Ghazals Lyrics

Lauta do mujhe mere wo collage ke

Lauta Do Mujhe Mere Wo Collage Ke Din, Wo Pyara Sa Campus, Wo Khuli Canteen,…