Category: Funny Shayri
Funny Shayri
Jo sadiyaon se hota aaya hai woh
Jo Sadiyaon Se Hota Aaya Hai Woh Repeat Kar Doonga… Tu Naa Mili To Tujhko…
Jab se tu meri gharwali bani hai
Jab Se Tu Meri Gharwali Bani Hai, Meri Apne Parivar Se Tani Hai. Mana Ki…
Athar pe pathar malai tun ke paet
Athar Pe Pathar Pathar Pe Malai Tun Tun Ke Paet Par Do Baccho Ki Ladai
Uska u nazarain milna aur sharmana ye
Uska U Nazarain Milna Aur Sharmana Ye Soch Kar Humne Propose Kar Diya To Usne…
Dil kay armaa aansoon main behay gaay
Dil Kay Armaa Aansoon Main Behay Gaay Un Kay Bachay Hamay Mamu Kehay Gaay
Dost tum sab se pyaare ho lagte
Dost‚Â Tum Sab Se Pyaare Ho Lagte Tum Sab Se Lajawab Ho Haan Tum Bahut…
Ladki says jane jigar janeman mujko hai
Ladki Says Jane Jigar Janeman Mujko Hai Teri Kasam Tu Jo Mujhe Na Mila Mar…
Marne par hamein jannat mile na mile
Marne Par Hamein Jannat Mile Na Mile, Ye Hawa Ye Fiza Mile Na Mile, Sms…
Gadha jo khaye wo ghas ho tum
Gadha Jo Khaye Wo Ghas Ho Tum, Buddhe Ka Chyawanprash Ho Tum, Idiot Stupid Bakwas…
Aansun tera gire to ankhen mere ho
Aansun Tera Gire To Ankhen Mere Ho, Dil Tera Dhadke To Dhadkan Meri Ho, Bhagwan…
Wo taza thandaa pani khushboodar sabun baathrom
Wo Taza Thandaa Pani Wo Khushboodar Sabun Baathrom Shampo Ki Bottle Se Sajaa Hai Tum…
Hum dosti ko pura nibhana jante hai
Hum Dosti Ko Pura Nibhana Jante Hai Zakham Tumhare Kitne Bhi Gehre Ho Hum Dawa…
Khud ko kar buland itna ke himaalay
Khud Ko Kar Buland Itna Ke Himaalay Ki Choti Pe Jaa Pahunche Aur Khuda Tumse…
Na ye chemistry hoti mein student hota
Na Ye Chemistry Hoti Na Mein Student Hota Na Ye Lab Hoti Na Ye Accident…
Aaye huzoor aa kar jawab di jiye
Aaye Huzoor Aa Kar Jawab Di Jiye Hum Hain Ladkiyan Aap Ka Muh Tod Jawab…
Mujhe koi sukh nahi woh jo mere
Mujhe Koi Sukh Nahi Woh Jo Mere Sang Yahin Mujhe Koi Neend Nahi Woh Jo…
Jab hum bird watching karne nikle kahi
Jab Jab Hum Bird Watching Karne Nikle Kahi Chehro Ko Dekh Dekh Ke Fisle Jab…
Kabhi darbadar humsufer arsh peraasmaan fursh
Kabhi Darbadar Kabhi Humsufer, Kabhi Arsh Per(Aasmaan ) Kabhi Fursh Per(Zameen ) Gum-A-Zindagi Tera Shukriya…
Time per depend hota hai har mod
Time Time Per Depend Hota Hai Har Mod Pe Tera Mera Accident Hota Hai Dil…
Tu saath hai mere to dil azad
Tu Saath Hai Mere To Dil Azad Hai Mera Tu Saath Hai Mere To Dil…
Jugnu hii deewane nikle andhiyaara jhutlaane jinko
Jugnu HIi Deewane Nikle Andhiyaara Jhutlaane Nikle Jinko Pakda Haath Samajhkar Woh Keval Dastaane Nikle
Tera charcha hai har gali mein ladki
Tera Charcha Hai Har Gali Mein, Har Ladki Ko Tera Intezaar Hai, Yeh Koi Chamatkar…
Holland hope our love lasts and never
H.O.L.L.A.N.D Hope Our Love Lasts And Never Dies. I.T.A.L.Y. I Trust And Love You. L.I.B.Y.A….
Ji chahata hei ki tere nazuk honthon
Ji Chahata Hei Ki Tere Nazuk Honthon Ko Chum Lu Ji Chahata Hei Ki Tere…
Khuda dukh na de mere yaar ko
Khuda Dukh Na De Mere Yaar Ko Mujhe Chahe Dukhon Ka Pahaad De De Nayi…
Dil ko pata tha ki woh zaroor
Dil Ko Pata Tha Ki Woh Zaroor Aayegi Aaker Paas Mere Woh B’day Wish Karegi…
Apni surat ka kabhi to didaar de
Apni Surat Ka Kabhi To Didaar De Tadap Raha Hu Ab Aur Na Intzaar De…
Chandni raat thi main so raha tha
Chandni Raat Thi Main So Raha Tha Phir Kisi Ne Darwaza Khutkhataya Maine Soncha Mera…
Hye yaad hai hum pehle kabhi mile
Hye Yaad Hai Hum Pehle Kabhi Mile The, Train Rukhi Khidki Khuli Nazro Se Nazre…
Tere is lal kapron ko dekhkar fire
Tere Is Lal Kapron Ko Dekhkar Fire Brigade Ki Yaad Aati Hai Fire Bigade To…
Yeh khaalo woh khareedo paisey bhi jama
Yeh Khaalo Woh Khareedo ,Paisey Bhi Jama Kerlo Arey Qaber Main Paaeir Hain Lutkey Abb…
Lazeez khana hotel kaa lagtaa hai achhaa
Lazeez Khana Hotel Kaa Lagtaa Hai Achhaa Do Din Key Liye| Azeez Hotaa Hai Khaanaa…
Apni hathon ki lakiron main saja le
Apni Hathon Ki Lakiron Main Saja Le Mujh Ko Apni Desi Se Seting Kar Wade…
Love is your friend foe it can
Love Is Your Friend, Love Is Your Foe, It Can Bring You Happiness It Can…
Is kader hum apko chahte hai ki
Is Kader Hum Apko Chahte Hai Ki, Duniya Wale Dekhkar Jal Jate Hai. Yu To…
Aapki dosti ki roshni aisi he har
Aapki Dosti Ki Roshni Aisi He Ki Har Taraf Ujala Hi Nazar Aata He ;…
Aaj main upar aasman niche mein are
Aaj Main Upar Aasman Niche Aaj Mein Upar Aasman Niche Are Yaar Ye Flight Kab…
Dharti se aasmaa tak audience are bhai
Dharti Se Aasmaa Tak Aasmaa Se Dharti Tak Dharti Se Aasmaa Tak Aasmaa Se Dharti…
Aurat di wi kai zindagi hai dihari
Aurat Di Wi Kai Zindagi Hai Dihari Chulai Tai Rati Lulai Tai
Ikhtiyarre tabbasum ki lau ko tarranume numayish
Ikhtiyarre Tabbasum Ki Lau Ko Tarranume Numayish Se Aghaa Dena… Jo Iska Matlab Samajh Aaye…
Aaj kal main daaldaghee laane laga hoon
Aaj Kal Main Daalda(Ghee) Laane Laga Hoon Insaan Hoon Par Ghaas Khaane Laga Hoon Mohobbat…
Khidki pe hasti tu nazar aayi mere
Khidki Pe Hasti Tu Nazar Aayi Mere Halat Pe ki ab oont pahad ke neeche…
Kyu kisi ka intaizar karey apna hal
Kyu Kisi Ka Intaizar Karey Kyu Apna Hal Bay Hal Karey Kisi Ko Fursat Hai…
Alloo matar ki sabji banayi woh to
Alloo Matar Ki Sabji Banayi Woh To Bani Sawad Aata Goondna Bhool Gaya Jab Aayi…
Jab dekha tumhe pehli nazar tab hui
Jab Dekha Tumhe Pehli Nazar Tab Hui Hame Khabar Ki Tumto Lajawab Ho Kitne Ki…
Apni zulf ki fasal ko kuch or
Apni Zulf Ki Fasal Ko Kuch Or Bachakar Rakho, Najaane Kis Umr Me Tumhara Zulf…
Jaaneman is dill mein aaja sandal utaarun
Jaaneman, Is Dill Mein Aaja Sandal Utaarun Kyaa? Are Pagli, Ye Koi Mandir Thodi Hain,…
Internet par ladki patayi ho gayi sagai
Internet Par Ladki Patayi Internet Par Ho Gayi Sagai Internet Par Divorce Hogaya Is Bahane…
Mohabbat mujhay un jawano se hai jo
Mohabbat Mujhay Un Jawano Se Hai Jo Khatay Peetay Gharano Se Hain
Kya baat hai teri ankhon mein kis
Kya Baat Hai Teri Ankhon Mein, Kis Number Ka Chashma Lagate Ho, Baloon Se Khushboo…
College kii galiyo mein ajab khel hota
College Kii Galiyo Mein Ajab Khel Hota Hain Aankhoon Hii Aankhoon Mein Dil Kaa Mel…
Kisi charsi bewaday ki baatli ho tum
Kisi Charsi Bewaday Ki Baatli Ho Tum Kya Bemaar Ho Bahut Patli Ho Tum Barson…
Har sawal se dat kar ladna fekne
Har Sawal Se Dat Kar Ladna, Fekne Mein Kami Mat Karna, Mouka Mila To Piche…
Roshni dekar doob jana koi suraj se
Roshni Dekar Doob Jana Koi Suraj Se Sikhe Dil Dekar Dard Lena Koi Humse Sikhe…
Ya rub dil e aman ko ek naya hausla
Ya Rub Dil-E-Aman Ko Ek Naya Hausla De Dua Hay Tu Meri Bhi Bigri Taqdeer…
Ghar se roz jata hai wo maa
Ghar Se Roz Jata Hai Wo Maa Ko Bohot Rulata Hai Wo Kambakht Baap Sab…
Apne deewane par itna kyon zulm karte
Apne Deewane Par Itna Kyon Zulm Karte Ho Khawabon Mein Bhi Apne Baap Ko Saat…
Hudi ko kar buland itna kay hamaliya
Hudi Ko Kar Buland Itna Kay, Hamaliya Ki Choti Pay Ja Pohnchay Khuda Phir Tum…
Ishq kiya nahi jaata ho hai actually
Ishq Kiya Nahi Jaata Ho Jaata Hai Actually Ye Kaise Possible Kuch Samajh Nahi Aata…
Teri ankhen hai ke kayamat jee karta
Teri Ankhen Hai Ke Kayamat Teri Ankhen Hai Ke Kayamat Jee Karta Hai Ke Button…
Abba nay kaha awara gerdi chod do
Abba Nay Kaha Awara Gerdi Chod Do Amma Nay Kaha Dair Say Soona chord Do…
Ek sher sunata hoon bade dhyan se
Ek Sher Sunata Hoon, Bade Dhyan Se Suno, Mujhe Sher Nahi Aata, Kisi Aur Se…
Dosto ye maine likha hai mumbai ke
Dosto Ye Maine Likha Hai Mumbai Ke Liye Shayed Mumbai Isi Trah Hai Ya Shayed…
Bus stop pe ek ladki khadi thi
Bus Stop Pe Ek Ladki Khadi Thi, Samne Se Ek Ladka Nikla Aur Ladki Ko…
Tune muskura kar dekha dil ye machal
Tune Muskura Kar Dekha Dil Ye Machal Gaya Tune Muskura Kar Dekha Dil Ye Machal…
Hamne tumhari yaad main aasuo ke tab
Hamne Tumhari Yaad Main Aasuo Ke Tab Bhar Diye Aur Tum Bedard Usme Nah Ke…
You know hamara dil aap ke paas
You Know Hamara Dil Aap Ke Paas Hai And Your Aankhein And Muskaan Have Made…
Humne apne pitajee se kaha ki aap
Humne Apne Pitajee Se Kaha, Ki Aap Kahe To Hum Chand Jasi Bahu Le Aayen…..
Jis ne nahi pe whisky phuti kismat
Jis Ne Nahi Pe Whisky Phuti Kismat Uske Jis Ne Nahi Pe Rum Uske Nahi…
Zik8217r jab qayamat ka hota hai tab
Zik’r Jab Qayamat Ka Hota Hai Tab Jalwo Ki Teri Baat Hoti Hai Talaab Jab…
Aaj mausam me kuch ajib si baat
Aaj Mausam Me Kuch Ajib Si Baat He, Bekabu Se Mere Jazbat Hai, Ji Chahta…
Likhte hai tujhe khat khoon se sanam
Likhte Hai Tujhe Khat Khoon‚Â Se Sanam Teri Wajah Se Roz Blood Bank Jana Parta…
Jab hota hai tera didaar dil dhadkta
Jab Hota Hai Tera Didaar, Dil Dhadkta Hai Baar-Baar Jab Hota Hai Tera Didar, Dil…
Ishq visq pyar vyar sab bakwas mere
Ishq Visq Pyar Vyar, Sab Bakwas Mere Yaar. Ishq Me Na Jane Kitne Romio,Majnu Aur…
Aey khuda ishq kar khud ko jala
Aey Khuda Ishq Kar Khud Ko Jala Ke Dikha Uskey Baad Tu Ye Duniya Chala…
Kyun cahlti hain pawan because of evaporation
Kyun Cahlti Hain Pawan, Because Of Evaporation . Kyun Jhoome Hain Gagan, Because Of Earth’s…
Dil saaf karo insaaf is page ko
Dil Saaf Karo Insaaf Karo Is Page Ko Tora Half Karo Agar Half Bhi Karna…
Friendship is lik priyagold hak se maango
Friendship Is Lik Priyagold “Hak Se Maango” Love Is Like Pepsi”Yeh Dil Mange More” &…
Har chez musabbab sabab se mango minnat
Har Chez Musabbab Sabab Se Mango Minnat Se Khushamat Se Adab Se Mango Kyun Gair…
Abhi to pyar ka pc kiya hai
Abhi Abhi To Pyar Ka Pc Kiya Hai Chaaloo Apne Dil Ke Hard Disk Pe…
Fool se ne foolon ki foolwari main
Fool Se Fool Ne Foolon Ki Foolwari Main Fool Ke Saath Wish Kiya Hai U…
Ek ghatna ghati aanokhi ramu lene gaya
Ek Ghatna Ghati Aanokhi Ramu Lene Gaya Tha Loki Bich Bajariya Bhari Dopahriya Radha‚Â Ne…
Jab bhi nazr jaati hai tujhpe main
Jab Bhi Nazr Jaati Hai Tujhpe Main Teri Or Khicha Chala Jaata Hoon Kyu Main…
Lakrii jalee to koila bane rakh magar
Lakrii Jalee To Koila Bane Koila Jalee To Rakh Bane Magar Sanam Hum To Aese…
The night was dark moon high i
The Night Was Dark The Moon Was High, I Stop The Car You Ask Me…
Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho qatil
Itna Khubsurat Kaise Muskura Lete Ho….. Itna Qatil Kaise Sharma Lete Ho….. Kitni Aasani Se…
Duniyaa se jo dare usse kayar kehte
Duniyaa Se Jo Dare Usse Kayar Kehte Hain Duniya Jisse Dare Usse Shayar Kehte Hain…