Category: Sexy SMS
Sexy SMS
Gaye lamho ka gham karna hamay hargize
GAYE LAMHO KA GHAM KARNA HAMAY HARGIZE NAHI ATA, PALAT KAR AANKH NAM KARNA HAMAY…
Sardar apni wife se sex krte hue
Sardar Apni Wife Se Sex krte Hue Usky Boobs Choos Rha Tha achanak ch0ta beta…
1 larki bus mein plz give me
1 larki bus mein: Plz give me seat I’m Pregnant. Boy: per aap lagti to…
Love is the weapon with which one
Love is the weapon with which one can conquer the world but the weapon must…
Girlmom samne wala larka mujhe dekta hai
Girl:Mom samne wala larka mujhe dekta hai to meri Brizer tight ho jati hai MOM:dont…
Saas apni bahu se mera pota
Saas apni Bahu se: Mera Pota mere Betay jesa kyun nahi he? Bahu ne buhat…
Kisan ne nya murgha kharida jaise hi
Kisan Ne Nya Murgha Kharida. Jaise Hi Ghar Aya Murga Pinjry Ki Taraf Bhaga Or…
What means in honey moon h hey
What means in HONEY MOON H -Hey! Mat Karo O -Oh! Na Dabao N -Nipple…
Wus din khuda ne bhi jashn manaya
Wus din khuda ne bhi jashn manaya hoga, Jis din aapko apne hatho se banaya…
Ankhon ki gehrai ko smajh nhi paty
Ankhon ki gehrai ko smajh nhi paty, Hont hain pr kuch keh nhi paty, Apne…
Kabhi kabhi sawal achy lagty hain
Kabhi kabhi sawal achy lagty hain, Kabhi kabhi jawab achy lagty hain, Aap bolen tu…
Pathan yaar tumhain airhostess ne thapar q
Pathan: Yaar Tumhain Airhostess ne Thapar Q Mara? Sardar: Yaar maine Pocha Pishab Karne ki…
Chand k sath kai dard purane nikle
chand k sath kai dard purane nikle kitne gam the jo tere gam ke bahane…
Jungle mai 1 shikari ko shikar na
Jungle Mai 1 Shikari Ko Shikar Na Mila To Wo ‘Muth’ Marne Beth Gaya. 1…
Pathan ki bv sex k doran pathan
Pathan ki BV Sex k doran pathan Se boli: Zara Niples to Chooso! Pathan thori…
Dil to chata hai k har bar
Dil To chata Hai k Har Bar Tujhe Anmol khazana Bhejon. Aey Dost, Lakin Meri…
Boss what is the difference between
Boss : What is the difference between an Umbrella & a Blouse? Ladki (Sharmate hue):…
Bacha home work kr raha tha k
Bacha Home work kr raha tha k pencil gir gai, wo us ko uthanay k…
Girl brazier dikhao salesman 36 chale ga g chota do
Girl-Brazier dikhao! SalesMan-36 Chale ga? G-Chota do S-32? G-aur chota S-28? G-aur chota S-20? G-Thora…
Chikni choot main lund phisal gaya
ChiKni ChiKni Choot Main Lund PhiSaL GaYa… Wah wah wah ChikNi ChikNi Choot Main Lund…
Hakeem beta hamesha apne se bari aurat
Hakeem: Beta hamesha apne se bari Aurat ko Maa, choti ko beti aur Hm umar…
Jism ka wo konsa hissa hai jo
Jism ka wo konsa hissa hai Jo Garmi or Sardi Dono me ‘GARAM’ rehta hai…
Ashqi sabar talab or tamana bytaaaaaaaaab
ashqi sabar talab or tamana bytaaaaaaaaab…….. dil ka kia rang karain khoony jigar hony tk
1 intihai bhenchod shair arz hai
1 intihai Bhenchod Shair Arz Hai. US Ne Honto Se Chu Kar Loray Main Nasha…
Newtons wife to newton how m
Newton’s wife to Newton: ‘ How m i looking ? ‘ Newton: ‘tan c/sin c’…
Shaam dhali phir raat ayee dil dharka
SHAAM DHALI PHIR RAAT AYEE DIL DHARKA PHIR AP KI YAAD AYEE AANKHOON NE MEHSOOS…
Ive seen angels in the sky snow
I’ve seen angels in the sky, I’ve seen snow fall in July, I’ve seen things…
Kid dady k room se prayer
‘Kid: Dady k room se prayer ki awazein aa rhi theen Mom: Prayer krna to…
Be careful when a gal tells u
Be careful when a gal tells u that she loves u from the bottom of…
Subah juda hai raat hai apni to
Subah Juda Hai, Raat Juda Hai Apni To Her Baat Juda Hai Tumse Bichar Ker…
Bivi ne kele khaye or zor say
Bivi Ne Kele Khaye Or Zor Zor Say Breast Hilane Lagi. Shohar Ne Poocha Ye…
Buzurgon ki kahi hui baat aur
Buzurgon ki kahi hui baat, Aur Tatton pe khai hui laat, Hamesha yaad rehti hay,…
Star moon romantic night bird
Star + Moon = Romantic night. Bird + Sky = Lovely day. Forest + Animal…
Hum mohbbat main zabardasti ke qail nahi
Hum mohbbat main zabardasti ke qail nahi Mohsin..!! jis ne karni hay kary nai ty…
Ghazal e sex me teri bahon me ana
GHAZAL-E-SEX Me teri bahon me ana chati hun. Apne lips tere lips se milana chati…
Najoomi larki ka haath dekh kar bola
Najoomi Larki Ka Haath Dekh Kar Bola: ‘Beti Tum Bohat Chudwaogi’ Larki:’Abay harami, Chudwa To…
The pure urdu name for condom
The pure Urdu name for condom: Ghilaaf-e-auzaar-e-mazaa-e-mohabbat -e- bandish-e-izaafaa-e-nasal. Kuch tamiz seekh lo. Gubbaara gubbaara…
1 phatan kisi bhoot se mila or
1 phatan Kisi Bhoot se Mila or Bola: Muje aisa Bana do k Ma Jawan…
Mai dil se baatain karta tha
Mai DiL Se Baatain Karta Tha, DiL Mujhse Baatain Karta Tha, Mai Uski Sunta Rehta…
Unka waada hai ki vo laut ayenge
Unka waada hai ki vo laut ayenge, issi umeed par hum jiye jayenge, yeh intezaar…
Mohabbat khud batati hai kahan kis ka
~,,Mohabbat Khud Batati Hai, Kahan Kis Ka Thikana Hai, Kise Aankhon Me Rakhna Hai,,, Kise…
Pyasi nigaho ne har pal unka deedar
Pyasi nigaho ne har pal unka deedar maanga, Jaise amavas ne har raat chand maanga….
Oh ah ammm ahmmm ooooooh haaaa ssssssss
Oh! Ah! Ammm! Ahmmm! Ooooooh! Haaaa! Ssssssss! Anghhhhh! Ohhhh! Sssssss! Aaaaaah! Oooooh! Sms dia hy,…
People of humor are always in some
People of humor are always in some degree people of genius.
What i feel for youis really true
What I feel for you,is really true. You got to know,I need you so. When…
Dear customer new tone download karain
Dear customer.. New Tone; Download; Karain Or Wo B Free… ,,, (.’ ) ,_/ )…
Dil tuta to ek aawaz aai
Dil tuta to ek aawaz aai , cheer kar dekha to ek cheez nikal aayi,…
Dua hai k teri dunia me koi
Dua Hai K Teri Dunia Me Koi Ghum Na Ho,Dua Hai K Teri Muskan Kabhi…
Meri tum se guzarish ha wafaon ka
Meri tum Se Guzarish Ha Wafaon ka Bharm Rakna, Chlay Ana Meri Khatir Sadaon ka…
1 larki ko khusray se pyar ho
1 Larki ko khusray se pyar ho gya During s*ex Larki: Dalo na Khusra: Da*l…
Ek larki dosri se sab se
Ek Larki Dosri Se…!!! Sab Se Khatarnak Game Kon Sa Ha..? 2nd Girl; Har Woh…
Ankhen to pyar me dilki zuban hoti
Ankhen to pyar me dilki zuban hoti hai, sachi chahat to sada bezuban hoti hai,…
Must think jab colgate daant se
‘Must think’ . . . . . Jab Colgate Daant Se Keera Nikaal Deta Hai,…
Strange facts 1 ek luqma 7sec
Strange FACTS 1. Ek Luqma 7sec k baad pait men pohunchta hy. 2. Insani baal…
Baanke miyaan ki qawali sab se
Baanke Miyaan ki Qawali Sab Se Niraali Koi Sune Ya Na Sune Hum ToO Gaayen…
Sari umar ankho me ek sapna yaad
Sari umar ankho me ek sapna yaad raha, Sadiyan beet gayi jisme wo lamha yaad…
Gadha sherni say darling i love u
Gadha, Sherni say: Darling, I Love u. Sherni: Tu ne apni shakal dekhi hy? Gadha:…
Kuch door hamare saath chalo hum dil
Kuch door hamare saath chalo Hum dil ki kahani kehdein ge Samjhe na tum jisse…
Aap say kia purda baji main sub
AAP SAY KIA PURDA BAJI MAIN SUB BTA DAITY HUN, SHUB E AROSI KI KAHANI…
Khush raho is liye nahi k app
‘Khush raho’ Is liye nahi k App khush rehna chahty hay Balke Is liye k…
Miss wo konsi raat hai jis me
Miss Wo konsi raat hai jis me asmaan girny ka khatra nai hota Girl: Saturday…
Sugar mill me jobs aaye hain medical
Sugar Mill Me Jobs aaye Hain. Medical Free Hai Group Insurance GP Fund Pick &…
Jab kisi ke sapne armaan ban jaayejab
Jab kisi ke sapne kisi ke armaan ban jaaye,Jab kisi ki hansi kisi ki muskaan…
Girl during sex uncle ji lun
Girl during Sex: Uncle ji, Lun Seedha Choot Me Dalo na, Slip hokar Gaand me…
Boy medical store pe viagra extra doz
Boy medical store pe: VI*AGRA extra doz dena aj rat 3 larkiyan arahi hen Next…
Fikr e mustaqbil nay faaslay bana diye warna
Fikr-e-Mustaqbil nay faaslay bana diye warna, Sab Dost aik sath CHUDE thay abhi kal ki…
Boy 2 girl aaj kal phuddi ki
Boy 2 Girl:- ‘Aaj Kal Phuddi Ki Bari Demand Hai,,,’ Girl:- Is Ki Or B…
Tere waade pe hum ne bharosa kiya
Tere Waade Pe Hum Ne Bharosa Kiya…, Kuchh To Ulfat Ka Tum Bhi Haq Nibhaaya…
An inexhaustible good nature is one of
An inexhaustible good nature is one of the most precious gifts of heven, spreading itself…
Pehlay kabhi ye yadain tanhai na thi
pehlay kabhi ye yadain ye tanhai na thi; kabhi dil ma madhoshi chai na thi;…
Insan sub se ziada apne libaas pe
Insan sub se ziada apne libaas pe kharacha krta hai ……..or……. sub se ziada enjoy…
U know what is ishqi tell uits
U know what is ISHQ?I Tell U.its PEPSI.P=pyaar E=Ehsaas P=Pagalpan S=Sabar I= Imtihaan.ab ISHQ Sirf…
Wife subha naha kar apni shalwar k
WIFE Subha Naha Kar Apni Shalwar K Andar Agrbati Ghuma Rahi Thi HUSBAND: Ye Kya…
husband darling tumhara dil nai
*. . .Husband: darling tumhara dil nai chahta k kash tum mard hoti?! Wife: Q…
Tumhary khwab sajany me lutf aata hay
Tumhary “KHWAB†sajany me lutf aata hay, K apne aap “JALANY†me lutf aata hay,…
Bandar or larkian same hoti hain q
Bandar or Larkian same hoti hain Q k wo KELA psnd krti hain….. . ….
Kisne kaha tujhe k anjan bn aya
Kisne kaha tujhe k anjan bn k aya kr Mere dil k aine me mehman…
True love never lives happily ever after
True love never lives happily ever after – true love has no ending.
Youn mat kheench mujhay apni taraf sagar
Youn mat kheench mujhay apni taraf SAGAR…,,, . . ,,nawey soot di paen nu Lun…
Why girls wear panties with printed flowers
Why girls wear panties with printed flowers? Any idea. Guess??? its a way of saying”PLEASE…
Pathan garmints ki dukaan k bahar khara
Pathan Garmints ki Dukaan k Bahar khara ander dekh rha tha. Dukaan dar:Bhai Ander Aa…
Dost or sathi mein kya farq hay
DOST Or Sathi Mein Kya Farq Hay.? ‘Dost’ Ki Koi Qeemat Nahi Hoti Or ‘Saathi’…
Mere dil ki kitab ko padhna kabhi
Mere dil ki kitab ko padhna kabhi, Sapno me aake mujh se milna kabhi Maine…
Boy to shopkeeper ek black color ka
Boy to Shopkeeper: Ek Black Color ka Condom dena.. Shopkeeper: Black hi Kyun? Boy: Wo…