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Aik pathan 40 din ka chilla kaat
Aik PATHAN 40 Din Ka Chilla Kaat Raha Tha, 39 Ven Raat Shaitan Aa kar…
A relationship is like a rose
A relationship is like a rose, How long it lasts, no one knows; Love can…
Diffrent names of penis kaali
Diffrent names of Penis: * Kaali Ghaas Ka Daaku * Chudakkar Ka Sikkandar * Latakta…
Pappu ne aaj tak apni gaand back
Pappu Ne Aaj Tak Apni Gaand (Back) Nahi Dekhi Thhi. Kisi Shararat Ki Vajah Se…
Obama ne apne safeer ko pakistan mein
Obama ne apne safeer ko Pakistan mein 3 baten pta krny bheja. 1. Sb se…
Ay dost agr tmko mjhse acha mily
Ay dost Agr Tmko Mjhse acha dost mily to Beshak Usse dosti kr lena Mgr…
Bachey ki sehat k liye zaruri hai
Bachey Ki Sehat K Liye Zaruri Hai Bachey Ki ‘MAA KA DOODH’ 0R Bachey K…
Once a doctor an engineer loved
Once a Doctor & an Engineer loved the same girl. Engineer gifted her an apple…
Agar apko check karna hai kay apki
agar apko check karna hai kay apki girl friend pehle se chudi huwi hai ya…
Ek janaza dekh k larki muskari buzurg
Ek janaza dekh k Larki muskari, Ek Buzurg bola: Beti Jawan maut py muskratay nahi….
Teacher ye btao jab larrkiyan neend
TEACHER: ye btao jab larrkiyan neend say utthti hain to wo aankhain kiyon malti hain?…
Aaj kal boys girls k honton
Aaj kal boys & girls k honton pe ubharta hai FARAZ, Un ki Gaand pe…
Ek orat murgi walay k pas gaior
Ek orat murgi walay k pas gai..or boli koi achi c murgi dikhao?.. Murgi wallay…
Khudrat k karishmon me agar raat na
khudrat k karishmon me agar raat na hoti to khwabon me bhi un se mulakhat…
Zindagi se wafa hamne bhi ki hain
Zindagi se wafa hamne bhi ki hain bahot par Gamon ke siva aur kuch mila…
Pure love and suspicion cannot dwell together
Pure love and suspicion cannot dwell together: at the door where the latter enters, the…
Pathan imported condom hai dukandar han
Pathan: Imported condom hai.? Dukandar: Han, size batao.? Pathan: Nahi pata Dukandar: Samny room mai…
6 doston ki suhaag raat k bd
6 doston ki suhaag raat k bd next day baat cheet.. 1st bola: ‘Meri BV…
Boy george is all england needs
‘Boy George is all England needs – another queen who can’t dress.’
Baba saxidas se unke ek chele ne
Baba Saxidas Se Unke Ek Chele Ne Pucha Chela: “Baba Ji, Ek Aurat Apne Jeeven…
Muhabat ka irada ab badal jana b
Muhabat ka irada ab badal jana b mushkil hay, tumain khona b mushkil hay tumain…
Jigar ki grmi masany garmi aur ehtilam
Jigar Ki Grmi Masany Ki Garmi Aur Ehtilam Ka Wahid Elaj, Qarshi Ki Thanda Krny…
Kal fursat na mili tu kya karo
kal fursat na mili tu kya karo gay, itni mohabat na mili tu kya karo…
Teacher macharon ko peda hone se rokna
Teacher: macharon ko peda hone se rokna hoga. Student: ye tu na mumkin he. Teacher:…
Oye bachi ka msg dekh k mobile
Oye Bachi ka msg dekh k mobile ki Chumiyaan lene wale Khasi, Gand se sariye…
Dard kaisa bhi ho aankh nam na
Dard kaisa bhi ho aankh nam na karo, Raat kaali sahi koi gam na karo,…
1 larki ko exam me koi swal
1 Larki ko exam me koi swal nahi a raha tha usne pas bethe Larkay…
Dosto mere marne k baad mera janaza
Dosto mere Marne k baad mera janaza uski gali me ghuma dena, Agar wo dekhle…
The truth is that there is only
The truth [is] that there is only one terminal dignity-love. And the story of a…
Wife to husband sex karty waqt
Wife To Husband: Sex Karty Waqt Ap Hips ko Nocha Tu Mat Karen! Peechy Sy…
Prescribed viagra dosages new girlfriend no
Prescribed Viagra dosages: New Girlfriend: No need. Old Girlfriend: Half tablet Mistress: One tablet Wife:…
Golf paagalo ka khel hai danda
Golf paagalo ka khel hai ‘Danda haath me aur ball Hole me’ arey, Mazaa toh…
Boy frnd msgs his grl agr so
Boy Frnd msgs his grl Frnd Agr so rhi ho to mjhe apne sapne bhjo,…
Ek ameer ghareeb se ye tumhari lulli
Ek Ameer Ghareeb se: Ye tumhari Lulli itni bari kyun hai ? Ghareeb: Zoor se…
Tujhe roz dekhon qarib semere shok bhi
Tujhe roz dekhon qarib se Mere shok bhi hain ajeeb se Mujhe mangna bus tujhi…
Har phool ki ajab kahani hai chup
Har phool ki ajab kahani hai, chup rehna bhi pyar ki nishani hai, kahin koi…
If you love someone put their name
If you love someone, put their name in a circle, instead of a heart, because…
Sab kehndy ne o badal gaye bewafa
sab kehndy ne o badal gaye o bewafa ne,sun teer kalejeo nikal gaye k o…
Parosi khan sahab apne kamray ki khirki
Parosi: khan sahab apne kamray ki khirki band kr k soya kro,maine kal sb dekh…
Apni girl friend wapis lo or mere
Apni girl Friend wapis lo or mere pese wapis kro aaj k baad aisa mal…
Sardar 1 ghar k nichay khara
Sardar 1 ghar k nichay khara ‘su-su’ kar raha tha, Upar say 1 Lady boli……
Girljab hum larkian peshab karti hen to
GIRL:jab hum larkian peshab karti hen to awaz aati he aur jab tum boys karty…
Sardar ka accident hua hosh anay pe
Sardar ka Accident Hua, Hosh Anay Pe Police Ne Pucha:Jis Car Nay Aap ko Mara…
Tere chehray pe udaasi aur aankhoon mein
Tere chehray pe udaasi aur aankhoon mein nami hai = = = = = =…
Doctor to veena aap mein tau khoon
Doctor to Veena: Aap mein tau khoon ki bohat kami hai. Periods kay doran kitna…
Husbnd begum humare sex waley clips internet
Husbänd-// ‘Begum humare Sex waley Clips Internet per kisne bhaijey’? . . Wife: Main ne…
Koi kehta hai pyar nasha ban jata
Koi kehta hai Pyar nasha ban jata hai,Koi kehta hai Pyar saza ban jata hai,Par…
Usay itna bata dena main us
USAY ITNA BATA DENA…!! Main Us se Door ho kr B,, BOhut Majboor ho kr…
Sahab naukrani se tum begam zyada
Sahab Naukrani Se : Tum Begam Se Zyada Maza Deti Ho. Naukrani : Dekhiye na…
Hai haqiqat me wohi pyaar ko pane
Hai Haqiqat me wohi pyaar ko pane wale Apne mahboob ko palkon pe bitahne wale…
heartbeats r
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Wel com 2 my khushab depth
Wel com 2 my *KHUSHAB* *Depth of River JHELUM *Height of *SAKISAR* *Richness of fertilizer…
Acha friend bilkul larki k brazier ki
Acha Friend bilkul Larki k Brazier ki tara hota hai, 1=Comfortable 2=Supportive 3=Tight 4=Girnay na…
Givin sum1 all ur luv nvr an
Givin sum1 all ur Luv nvr an assurance that they wil Luv u back. Nvr…
Suhagrat ko during sex husband teri to
Suhagrat ko during Sex HUSBAND: Teri to bohat Khulli hy. BV ghusse se: Meri car…
Un dino kafi dar lgta tha nachna
Un dino kafi dar lgta tha nachna gana khelna kodna uff bahar jana geelay pan…
Bebas kar deta hai qanoon e dosti beta
Bebas Kar Deta Hai Qanoon-E-Dosti BETA,, Warna…. Gando Jitna tu Kanjos Hai Msg Chor Tujhe…
Dear customerur gand will expire on 11112011
Dear Customer,ur Gand will expire on 11.11.2011. plzrnplease recharge ur Gand by using my Lun…
Love bears all things believes hopes
Love bears all things, Love believes all things, Love hopes all things, and most precious…
Ki kabrein udaas na hoti meri
ki kabrein udaas na hoti…….. . Meri mohabbat ne unhe khushi de di, Badle mein…
Sardar apki beti mjhe sex nahi karne
Sardar: Apki Beti Mjhe sex Nahi Karne Deti, Susar: Putar Ae Te Nasib Nasib Di…
Miss to sardar aap ka beta bari
Miss To Sardar: Aap Ka Beta Bari Gandi Batein Karta Hai Isay Samjhaein Warna Mein…
Hamre ustad ji ne farmya k betag
Hamre ustad ji ne farmya k. Beta.G Hamesha . . Machi aur Bachi khud pakar…
Admi ki shalwar wali jaib ko darzi
Admi ki shalwar wali jaib ko darzi kpra lgana bhol gya. Chor ne zip khol…
Girl nay boy k kandhay pe sar
girl nay boy k kandhay pe sar rekh k pocha: kab tak apnay kandhay pe…
Shajar hota t0 patoon py likh k
‘Shajar hota t0 Patoon py likh likh k naam tera, ‘Tere sheher ki janib hawaoon…
In a bath room boy touches girl
In a bath room, a boy touches a girl everywhere! You Know whose that boy?…
Whats an average 6 inch long inside
What’s an average 6 inch long Inside a guy’s pants and girls love to blow…
Andaz badalne lagte hain hoton pe
Andaz badalne lagte hain, hoton pe shararat hoti hai, Nazron se pata chal jata hai…
Beti ami gaaon men foj ayi hain
Beti: ‘Ami Gaaon Men Foj Ayi Hain’ Maa: ‘Andar Aa Ja Beti Inki Neeyat Boht…
Suno acha nahi lagta suno acha
SUNO ACHA NAHI LAGTA Suno Acha Nahin Lagta, K Koi Dosra Dekhay, Tumhari Sharbati Aankhen,…
Cooja mooja ooja pooja kani mani pani
Cooja mooja ooja pooja kani mani pani wani mao bao lao kao zoo loo noo…
Eik nanga pathan sir pe tv rakh
Eik nanga pathan sir pe T.V rakh kar ja raha tha Eik admi ny pocha:…
In the arithmetic of love one plus
In the arithmetic of love, one plus one equals everything, and two minus one equals…
Yaad aaye to aankhen band na karna
Yaad aaye to aankhen band na karna, hum chale bhi jaaye to gum na karna….
Love has nothing to do with
Love has nothing to do with wht you r expecting to get. Its wht u…
Jitna tum ko chaaha tha hum nay
Jitna tum ko chaaha tha hum nay Utnaa kisi ko chaah na sakay Socha tha…
Aj rutha huwa aik dost buhat yad
aj rutha huwa aik dost buhat yad aya acha guzra huwa khuch waqt buhat yad…
Pilot phatan sy such batao tm
Pilot phatan sy. Such Such Batao tm ko Air Hostess ny thaper kyun Mara? Pathan:…
Husband kya cooking show dekhti rehti ho
Husband: Kya cooking show dekhti rehti ho, phir bhi tumhe khana banana to aata he…
Pehli bar iss tarah chodo jaise doosri
Pehli bar iss tarah chodo… Jaise doosri bar kabhi milenge nahin… Doosri bar iss tarah…
Ajab lutf aaraha tha deedar ki dil
Ajab lutf aaraha tha deedar ki dil lagi ka ‘ K nazrain bhi mujh per…