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Mujhe pata chala k mera dost bohat

Mujhe Pata Chala k Mera DOST Bohat Udaas Hai To Is Liye 2 Larkiyan Bhej…

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Aik pathan 40 din ka chilla kaat

Aik PATHAN 40 Din Ka Chilla Kaat Raha Tha, 39 Ven Raat Shaitan Aa kar…

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A relationship is like a rose

A relationship is like a rose, How long it lasts, no one knows; Love can…

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Diffrent names of penis kaali

Diffrent names of Penis: * Kaali Ghaas Ka Daaku * Chudakkar Ka Sikkandar * Latakta…

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Pappu ne aaj tak apni gaand back

Pappu Ne Aaj Tak Apni Gaand (Back) Nahi Dekhi Thhi. Kisi Shararat Ki Vajah Se…

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Obama ne apne safeer ko pakistan mein

Obama ne apne safeer ko Pakistan mein 3 baten pta krny bheja. 1. Sb se…

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Ay dost agr tmko mjhse acha mily

Ay dost Agr Tmko Mjhse acha dost mily to Beshak Usse dosti kr lena Mgr…

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Bachey ki sehat k liye zaruri hai

Bachey Ki Sehat K Liye Zaruri Hai Bachey Ki ‘MAA KA DOODH’ 0R Bachey K…

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Agar apko check karna hai kay apki

agar apko check karna hai kay apki girl friend pehle se chudi huwi hai ya…

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Once a doctor an engineer loved

Once a Doctor & an Engineer loved the same girl. Engineer gifted her an apple…

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Ek janaza dekh k larki muskari buzurg

Ek janaza dekh k Larki muskari, Ek Buzurg bola: Beti Jawan maut py muskratay nahi….

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Teacher ye btao jab larrkiyan neend

TEACHER: ye btao jab larrkiyan neend say utthti hain to wo aankhain kiyon malti hain?…

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Aaj kal boys girls k honton

Aaj kal boys & girls k honton pe ubharta hai FARAZ, Un ki Gaand pe…

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Take time or even yrs 2 tell

Take Time Or Even Yrs 2 Tell Sum 1 U Hate Them & Don’t Even…

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Ek orat murgi walay k pas gaior

Ek orat murgi walay k pas gai..or boli koi achi c murgi dikhao?.. Murgi wallay…

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Khudrat k karishmon me agar raat na

khudrat k karishmon me agar raat na hoti to khwabon me bhi un se mulakhat…

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Zindagi se wafa hamne bhi ki hain

Zindagi se wafa hamne bhi ki hain bahot par Gamon ke siva aur kuch mila…

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Pure love and suspicion cannot dwell together

Pure love and suspicion cannot dwell together: at the door where the latter enters, the…

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Pathan imported condom hai dukandar han

Pathan: Imported condom hai.? Dukandar: Han, size batao.? Pathan: Nahi pata Dukandar: Samny room mai…

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6 doston ki suhaag raat k bd

6 doston ki suhaag raat k bd next day baat cheet.. 1st bola: ‘Meri BV…

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Boy george is all england needs

‘Boy George is all England needs – another queen who can’t dress.’

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Baba saxidas se unke ek chele ne

Baba Saxidas Se Unke Ek Chele Ne Pucha Chela: “Baba Ji, Ek Aurat Apne Jeeven…

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Muhabat ka irada ab badal jana b

Muhabat ka irada ab badal jana b mushkil hay, tumain khona b mushkil hay tumain…

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Jigar ki grmi masany garmi aur ehtilam

Jigar Ki Grmi Masany Ki Garmi Aur Ehtilam Ka Wahid Elaj, Qarshi Ki Thanda Krny…

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Kal fursat na mili tu kya karo

kal fursat na mili tu kya karo gay, itni mohabat na mili tu kya karo…

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Teacher macharon ko peda hone se rokna

Teacher: macharon ko peda hone se rokna hoga. Student: ye tu na mumkin he. Teacher:…

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Oye bachi ka msg dekh k mobile

Oye Bachi ka msg dekh k mobile ki Chumiyaan lene wale Khasi, Gand se sariye…

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Dard kaisa bhi ho aankh nam na

Dard kaisa bhi ho aankh nam na karo, Raat kaali sahi koi gam na karo,…

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1 larki ko exam me koi swal

1 Larki ko exam me koi swal nahi a raha tha usne pas bethe Larkay…

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The truth is that there is only

The truth [is] that there is only one terminal dignity-love. And the story of a…

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Dosto mere marne k baad mera janaza

Dosto mere Marne k baad mera janaza uski gali me ghuma dena, Agar wo dekhle…

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Wife to husband sex karty waqt

Wife To Husband: Sex Karty Waqt Ap Hips ko Nocha Tu Mat Karen! Peechy Sy…

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Prescribed viagra dosages new girlfriend no

Prescribed Viagra dosages: New Girlfriend: No need. Old Girlfriend: Half tablet Mistress: One tablet Wife:…

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U know y ppl say dat

U Know Y Ppl Say Dat U Dont Feel Sleepy Wen U R In LuV?…

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Golf paagalo ka khel hai danda

Golf paagalo ka khel hai ‘Danda haath me aur ball Hole me’ arey, Mazaa toh…

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Boy frnd msgs his grl agr so

Boy Frnd msgs his grl Frnd Agr so rhi ho to mjhe apne sapne bhjo,…

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Ek ameer ghareeb se ye tumhari lulli

Ek Ameer Ghareeb se: Ye tumhari Lulli itni bari kyun hai ? Ghareeb: Zoor se…

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Tujhe roz dekhon qarib semere shok bhi

Tujhe roz dekhon qarib se Mere shok bhi hain ajeeb se Mujhe mangna bus tujhi…

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Contect me only girls on 0332 6844739

CONTECT ME ONLY GIRLS ON 0332-6844739

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Har phool ki ajab kahani hai chup

Har phool ki ajab kahani hai, chup rehna bhi pyar ki nishani hai, kahin koi…

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If you love someone put their name

If you love someone, put their name in a circle, instead of a heart, because…

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Sab kehndy ne o badal gaye bewafa

sab kehndy ne o badal gaye o bewafa ne,sun teer kalejeo nikal gaye k o…

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Parosi khan sahab apne kamray ki khirki

Parosi: khan sahab apne kamray ki khirki band kr k soya kro,maine kal sb dekh…

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Apni girl friend wapis lo or mere

Apni girl Friend wapis lo or mere pese wapis kro aaj k baad aisa mal…

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Sardar 1 ghar k nichay khara

Sardar 1 ghar k nichay khara ‘su-su’ kar raha tha, Upar say 1 Lady boli……

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Girljab hum larkian peshab karti hen to

GIRL:jab hum larkian peshab karti hen to awaz aati he aur jab tum boys karty…

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1 sardar ne usa k bar me

1 Sardar Ne USA K Bar Me Larki Ka Putla Dekha, Jis K Munh Me…

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Sardar ka accident hua hosh anay pe

Sardar ka Accident Hua, Hosh Anay Pe Police Ne Pucha:Jis Car Nay Aap ko Mara…

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Tere chehray pe udaasi aur aankhoon mein

Tere chehray pe udaasi aur aankhoon mein nami hai = = = = = =…

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Doctor to veena aap mein tau khoon

Doctor to Veena: Aap mein tau khoon ki bohat kami hai. Periods kay doran kitna…

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Husbänd-// ‘Begum humare Sex waley Clips Internet per kisne bhaijey’? . . Wife: Main ne…

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Koi kehta hai pyar nasha ban jata

Koi kehta hai Pyar nasha ban jata hai,Koi kehta hai Pyar saza ban jata hai,Par…

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Usay itna bata dena main us

USAY ITNA BATA DENA…!! Main Us se Door ho kr B,, BOhut Majboor ho kr…

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Sahab naukrani se tum begam zyada

Sahab Naukrani Se : Tum Begam Se Zyada Maza Deti Ho. Naukrani : Dekhiye na…

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Hai haqiqat me wohi pyaar ko pane

Hai Haqiqat me wohi pyaar ko pane wale Apne mahboob ko palkon pe bitahne wale…

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Wel com 2 my khushab depth

Wel com 2 my *KHUSHAB* *Depth of River JHELUM *Height of *SAKISAR* *Richness of fertilizer…

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Acha friend bilkul larki k brazier ki

Acha Friend bilkul Larki k Brazier ki tara hota hai, 1=Comfortable 2=Supportive 3=Tight 4=Girnay na…

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Givin sum1 all ur luv nvr an

Givin sum1 all ur Luv nvr an assurance that they wil Luv u back. Nvr…

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Suhagrat ko during sex husband teri to

Suhagrat ko during Sex HUSBAND: Teri to bohat Khulli hy. BV ghusse se: Meri car…

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Un dino kafi dar lgta tha nachna

Un dino kafi dar lgta tha nachna gana khelna kodna uff bahar jana geelay pan…

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Dear customerur gand will expire on 11112011

Dear Customer,ur Gand will expire on 11.11.2011. plzrnplease recharge ur Gand by using my Lun…

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Bebas kar deta hai qanoon e dosti beta

Bebas Kar Deta Hai Qanoon-E-Dosti BETA,, Warna…. Gando Jitna tu Kanjos Hai Msg Chor Tujhe…

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Love bears all things believes hopes

Love bears all things, Love believes all things, Love hopes all things, and most precious…

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Ki kabrein udaas na hoti meri

ki kabrein udaas na hoti…….. . Meri mohabbat ne unhe khushi de di, Badle mein…

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Sardar apki beti mjhe sex nahi karne

Sardar: Apki Beti Mjhe sex Nahi Karne Deti, Susar: Putar Ae Te Nasib Nasib Di…

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Miss to sardar aap ka beta bari

Miss To Sardar: Aap Ka Beta Bari Gandi Batein Karta Hai Isay Samjhaein Warna Mein…

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Hamre ustad ji ne farmya k betag

Hamre ustad ji ne farmya k. Beta.G Hamesha . . Machi aur Bachi khud pakar…

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Admi ki shalwar wali jaib ko darzi

Admi ki shalwar wali jaib ko darzi kpra lgana bhol gya. Chor ne zip khol…

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Girl nay boy k kandhay pe sar

girl nay boy k kandhay pe sar rekh k pocha: kab tak apnay kandhay pe…

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Shajar hota t0 patoon py likh k

‘Shajar hota t0 Patoon py likh likh k naam tera, ‘Tere sheher ki janib hawaoon…

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In a bath room boy touches girl

In a bath room, a boy touches a girl everywhere! You Know whose that boy?…

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Whats an average 6 inch long inside

What’s an average 6 inch long Inside a guy’s pants and girls love to blow…

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Andaz badalne lagte hain hoton pe

Andaz badalne lagte hain, hoton pe shararat hoti hai, Nazron se pata chal jata hai…

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Beti ami gaaon men foj ayi hain

Beti: ‘Ami Gaaon Men Foj Ayi Hain’ Maa: ‘Andar Aa Ja Beti Inki Neeyat Boht…

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Suno acha nahi lagta suno acha

SUNO ACHA NAHI LAGTA Suno Acha Nahin Lagta, K Koi Dosra Dekhay, Tumhari Sharbati Aankhen,…

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Omer dadi 1 minute bus

Omer ! Dadi 1 minute. Omer ! Dadi 1 minute. Omer ! Dadi bus 1…

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Cooja mooja ooja pooja kani mani pani

Cooja mooja ooja pooja kani mani pani wani mao bao lao kao zoo loo noo…

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Eik nanga pathan sir pe tv rakh

Eik nanga pathan sir pe T.V rakh kar ja raha tha Eik admi ny pocha:…

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In the arithmetic of love one plus

In the arithmetic of love, one plus one equals everything, and two minus one equals…

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Yaad aaye to aankhen band na karna

Yaad aaye to aankhen band na karna, hum chale bhi jaaye to gum na karna….

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A lovr ask god why life

A Lovr Ask God ‘Why Life Is So Tough Wen We R In Luv’ God…

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Love has nothing to do with

Love has nothing to do with wht you r expecting to get. Its wht u…

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Jitna tum ko chaaha tha hum nay

Jitna tum ko chaaha tha hum nay Utnaa kisi ko chaah na sakay Socha tha…

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Aj rutha huwa aik dost buhat yad

aj rutha huwa aik dost buhat yad aya acha guzra huwa khuch waqt buhat yad…

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Pilot phatan sy such batao tm

Pilot phatan sy. Such Such Batao tm ko Air Hostess ny thaper kyun Mara? Pathan:…

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Husband kya cooking show dekhti rehti ho

Husband: Kya cooking show dekhti rehti ho, phir bhi tumhe khana banana to aata he…

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Pehli bar iss tarah chodo jaise doosri

Pehli bar iss tarah chodo… Jaise doosri bar kabhi milenge nahin… Doosri bar iss tarah…