Category: Sexy SMS
Sexy SMS
Girlfriend aaj phir asmaan par kali ghata
GirlFriend: Aaj Phir Asmaan Par Kali Ghata Chai Hai. oR Apne Sath Barsaat B Layi…
Koi kuch bhi na kahay to pata
Koi kuch bhi na kahay to pata kya hai Is bechain khamoshi ki wajah kya…
Shohar 0r biwi mein talak ho gai
Shohar 0r BIWI mein talak ho gai. BIWI ne Juj se kaha: Maine Bachay ko…
Muhabbat dosti ishq piyar ye 4
MUHABBAT DOSTI ISHQ PIYAR Ye 4 cheezen har tofan ka muqabila kr skti hen Mgr…
Short but deep quote do u
Short but deep quote: . Do u want happiness in life.? Follow this.. . ‘Never…
Sms na bhejne wale tamaam doston se
SmS na bhejne wale tamaam doston se guzarish hai k wo yahan tashreef rakhen… ….
Jb wife pregnant ho to us ki
Jb Wife Pregnant ho to us ki sari Sahailiyan us k pait pe hath pher…
Larki tum ne to msg kar ke
Larki: Tum Ne To Msg Kar Kar Ke Meri Lassi Bna Daali, Larka: Oh Sorry…
1 admi ghussay may apni bv say
1 admi ghussay may apni Bv say bola… Dil karta hai k aaj tere tukray…
Bath room mein baith kar hum jhaantein
Bath room mein baith kar hum jhaantein kaat rahe they. (faraz) k achanak ‘TATTON’ ki…
Every man is afraid of something
Every Man Is Afraid Of Something. That’s How You Know He’s In Love With You…
Distance between two hearts is not
Distance Between Two Hearts Is Not An Obstacle. Rather A Beautiful Reminder Of Just How…
Love doesnt make the world go round
Love doesn’t make the world go round, Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.
Aaj poliyo day hy plz nechy
AAJ POLIYO DAY HY PLZ NECHY MAT JAO QATRAY PENY PAR JAENGY ) ( (,,,):::::::::o…
If it werent for electricity wed all
‘If it weren’t for electricity we’d all be watching television by candlelight.’
Jawani tery lund pe kuch is tarah
Jawani tery LUND pe kuch is tarah aayi wah wah bhosri k sun to ley…
Sex k baad responses bazari aourat
Sex k baad Responses: bazari aourat : Paisa Nikal Girl friend: janu Maza a gaya,…
Kon kehta hai mard ko dard nahi
kon kehta hai mard ko dard nahi hota, 2 tangon k beech main laat maro,…
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1aadmi apne bete k liye esa robot
1aadmi apne bete k liye esa ROBOT laya jo jhoot bolne pr THAPPAR marta tha….
Love is like playing the piano first
Love is like playing the piano. First you must learn, to play by the rules….
Nikal raha tha subha tak mere honton
“Nikal Raha Tha Subha Tak Mere Honton Se Lahoo,,,, “Jana†Raat iss Qaddar Choma Tha…
Teacher batao angraiz log goray paida hotay
Teacher: Batao Angraiz Log Goray Paida Hotay Hain Or Hum Kaalay. AYSA Kyøn? Student: Kyon…
The comic is the perception of opposite
The comic is the perception of the opposite; humor is the feeling of it.
1 pathan condom lene medical store jata
1 PATHAN CONDOM LENE MEDICAL STORE JATA HE OR RASTE ME CONDOM NAME BHOL JATA…
Suhaag raat men 1 bacha kamry k
Suhaag Raat Men 1 Bacha Kamry k Baahir khara Tha Wahan Se 1 Aunty Guzri,…
Kuchh log aise hote hain jo pal
Kuchh log aise hote hain jo pal bhar me paraya kar jatey hain Manzil ko…
English na aanay ka nuksaan boyfrind
English na aanay ka nuksaan! Boyfrind apni girlfriend se Darling R u free tonight? Girlfriend:…
Gajjar or bnd gobhi ki shadi hui
Gajjar or bnd gobhi ki shadi hui. Subha uth kr dost ny pocha .suhag raat…
Kyun itna kareeb chala ata hai koi
kyun itna kareeb chala ata hai koi. kyun mohbat ka ehsas dila jata hai koi….
Pathan wife se sex kar raha tha
Pathan Wife Se Sex Kar Raha Tha Achanak Dono Hath Uper Kar K Ek Ishara…
Larki ney chiragh ragrra to us mein
Larki Ney Chiragh Ragrra to Us Mein Sey Jin Nikla. Jin: Kya Hukum Hey Meri…
Mirchain mou k elawa aur kahan lagti
Mirchain mou k elawa aur kahan LAGTI hain ? ? ? ? ? ? ?…
Love dil k liye dil jazbat
Love: dil k liye dil: jazbat k liye jazbat: insan k liye insan: 1 khoobsorat…
Kise kre ga t meri chht ka
Käise kÃ¥re ga tü meri chähät ka andà za ”””dost””” Mèré pyär ka samündar teri soch…
Pathan ne doctor ko mar diya
Pathan Ne Doctor ko Mar Diya. Police: Khan Tune Doctor ko Q Qatal kia? Pathan:…
Ek molvi kahin ja raha tha raste
Ek Molvi kahin ja raha tha. Raste me Us k uper Brezzar aa gira. ….
Husband se wife boli suno kabi toalways
Husband Se Wife Boli: Suno kabi to’ALWAYS’ Le do me hamesha kapra lagati hon. Husband:Bhook…
Pathan full nashey me apni girl frnd
Pathan full nashey me apni girl frnd ke sath Cinema hall me baitha tha, Romance…
In the end everything is a gag
In the end, everything is a gag True humor springs not more from the head…
Is raat ki tanhaiyo kysab rang badal
Is Raat Ki Tanhaiyo Ky,Sab Rang Badal Gay Hai, Chand Nikla Hai Waisy Hi,Andhery Badal…
Ajab tamasha gar hain matti k ye
ajab tamasha-gar hain matti k ye putttly SAQI bewafai karo tow roty hain wafa karo…
Suna hai eshq main neenden urr jateen
suna hai eshq main neenden urr jateen hain ‘JAN’ hum bhi raton ko jagna chahte…
Mujhe teri mohabbat mein kho jaane do
Mujhe teri mohabbat mein kho jaane do, Har lamha mar ke aaj phir jee jaane…
All beautiful things start from the heart
All beautiful things start from the heart. All bad things start from the mind. Never…
Nafrat ki dhoop may barsat sy pehly
Nafrat Ki Dhoop May Barsat Sy Pehly Halaat Na Thay Aisy Teri Mulakat Sy Pehly…
Khamosh rahoon mien tera saath chahiyey tanha
khamosh rahoon mien tera saath chahiyey tanha hai mera haath, tera haath chahiyey mujhko mere…
1admi larki chodne gaya us nay ko
1admi larki chodne gaya us nay larki ko nanga kya or ulta jhuka kr bola…
Tere khoobsoorat aankhon mein aansoo achche nahin
Tere khoobsoorat aankhon mein aansoo achche nahin lagte chaahe jitnaa bhi roye but kabhi sachche…
I love two things a rose and
I love two things, a rose and you. A rose for a short while, but…
Kar rahin hoon main zindagi ka intezaar
Kar Rahin Hoon main Zindagi ka Intezaar, k Kabhi Tu bhi Karega intezaar, Mat Bhul…
Love is like the measles all worse
Love is like the measles, All the worse when it comes late in life
Did u know meaning of women want
Did u know meaning of WOMEN? ‘W’ant ‘O’ne ‘M’an for ‘E’very ‘N’ight .
Miss till deep kiss dont sucks
Miss till deep Kiss… . Dont Sucks ( . ) ( . ) without washing…
Janam ki pyaas thi meri kaise sahti
Janam Ki Pyaas Thi Meri, Kaise Sahti Ab Aur Doori, Chipak Gayi Mohan Ke Tan…
Lafz gandu gand se akhaz kia
Lafz ‘Gandu’ Gand se akhaz kia gaya hai. Punjabi me gand ko ‘Bund’ kehte hain….
Top law of love for every
Top Law Of Love: For Every Idiot There Is An Equal And Opposite Gender Idiot….
naukar saab aapke kisi khaas
*. . .NaukaR: Saab aapke kisi khaaS doSt ka fone aya tha Saab: Tuje keSe…
Teri talab ki hadd ne aisa junoon
‘Teri talab ki hadd ne aisa junoon bakhsha…..! ‘Hum khud ko bhool bethe tujhe yaad…
Chota samaj kr nikal dia mujhe mehfil
Chota samaj kr nikal dia mujhe mehfil se Faraz Chota samaj kr nikal dia mujhe…
Phool shaakh se bichhray to kahin ka
Phool Shaakh se Bichhray to kahin ka nahi rehta, Tum khud ko juda Meri zaat…
I chose to love you in
I Chose To Love You In Silence For In Silence I Find No Rejection I…
4 saal ka bacha aur bachi ek
4 Saal ka bacha aur bachi ek sath naha rahay thay Bachi: Main tumhari NoNo…
Matric k bad larkay ne baap se
Matric k bad larkay ne baap se shadi ka kaha, Baap: pehlay apny paoon pe…
If someone throw stone towards u
if someone throw stone towards u , throw love towards him. but if some1 throw…
Qismat se sab ko shikayat q hote
Qismat se sab ko shikayat q hote hay, Jo nahe milta usey se muhabbat q…
Suhagraat ke agle din simi kal raat
Suhagraat ke agle din Simi:-Kal raat ki hoya? Nikki:- ohna ne meri chunni la ke…
Wen stars shine at nite in sky
Wen stars shine at nite in sky My body blasts like bomb Nahi samjay? Professor…
1 train men dako ghus gay or
1 train men Dako ghus gay or sari train loot lee. Girl: papa men ne…
Naughty daughter dulhan ne shadi k din
Naughty Daughter: dulhan ne shadi k din obtan nahi lagaya to us ki dadi ne…
Sms na bhejne waale tamaam doston se
Sms na bhejne waale tamaam doston se guzarish hai k wo yahaan tashreef rakhein.. )…
Bohat logone humay bataya magar hum gafil
Bohat logone humay Bataya Magar hum Gafil neklay,, Jenhe pelaya khoon Jigar ka whe humara…
Jinki talash me kadam khud nikal gaye
Jinki talash me kadam khud nikal gaye, Jinki yado me ye arman pighal gaye, khoza…
Sardar apne boss ko phone kr k
Sardar apne boss ko phone kr k bola: Aj mera mood acha nhi Me office…
Ay dost mri chahton par aitraz
Ay Dost Mri Chahton par Aitraz krna Rahy Sath Hmara bus Ye Dua krna Main…
There is this benefit in brag that
There is this benefit in brag, that the speaker is unconsciously expressing his own ideal….
Yaadain teray khluuse ki dustti hain aaj
Yaadain teray khluuse ki dustti hain aaj bhi Milnay ki aarzooain trastii hain aaj bhi…
Pyar karo par dokha mat dena
Pyar karo par dokha mat dena… kisi ko ansuoon ka tohfa mat dena… dil se…