Punjabi SMS / text messages

Kash Rabb ne mainu Kitaab banaya hunda, Jisnu Padan layi Rajni tainu banaya hunda, Jad kitaab pad de pad de Tu so jaandi, Isi bahane Tu sannu galle te lagaundi..

oooooy… bari barsi khatan gya tykhat k leyandi kheer, jera menu 5 mint wech 5 sms nna pejy o apni mashook da veer, bolo tara ra ra…. bolo tara ra ra….

Vekh lavo inni thand hai, fer v yaaran ne sirf sirf sirf sirf sirf sirf sirf sirf sirf sirf sirf sirf Tuhanu wish karan lai rajai cho hath kade ne te likhde ha “Gd Morning“

jad pakka yaar vairi akh naal takan lag jaave, jad ek ghar vich alag alag roti pakkan lag jaave, ena vich ki kaaran ho sakda khatai da, menu ta lagda ek kudi te duja paisa hai mukh kaaran ladai da.

kaali raat di syahi uthe, chand di gwahi uthe, sach de kore kagaj te ek akbaar main ban jawa, tu pulle ta teri marji main bhulla te mar jawa…

tere darshan kite bina na jee lagda mera, khoobsurat husan hai sanu thagda tera, tenu mile bina mera haal anokha ho janda, menu tere bina aitwaar kadna aokha ho janda

Mere baad mery warga koi dusra nai ana! Mere aan to pehlan sab hasde khed dy Hun gehma gehmi ho-gai jithe mei maujood Bhang-sharab, sohniyan nal sohna, Main zindagi nu apni alfazan ch pirolan Jado raat nu mei sowan karan rab to main duwawan Je tu minu din dusra dikhana Mere baad mery warga koi [...]

Yaar yarran nal hasde rehnde, Te yaar yarran nal gusse, Aa sajna gal lag miliye, kite mar na jaiye russe.

Asi marde rahe bhukki farde rahe , hath rakh ke jardaa malde rahe , ro ro ke fenciaan pee layeeaan , par burrrraaa na kita tere layee , kite kalli beh ke sochi ni asi paoooaa ni peeta tere laye . SEND THIS STORY OF MIRZA TO ALL OF OUR RANJHA BROTHER

Je sajan mill dey yaadan nal…. Te o sadde ton kaddi dur na hundey. Je maut ton baad payar muk janada….. Te sache ashiq taj mehal na bnaundey

Yaar yarran nal hasde rehnde, Te yaar yarran nal gusse, Aa sajna gal lag miliye, kite mar na jaiye russe.

Chandigarh(17 sector) da bazar hove lal rang di SAKODA car hove, naal rakhia malwe da hathiar hove, kha ke kali nagni akha vich bahar hove, hik de jor utte, banayi sade bapu ne sarkar howe. IK HOR SHOUNK TERE YAAR DA,bullet piche bethi CHANDIGARH di sohni mutiar hove

tenu dekh k suraj chadda, khilde eh chan-taare, tenu dekh k phool hasde, gaunde eh panchi saare. menu ta eh tere kama di shuruat lagdi hai, eh bin badal barsaat bhi menu teri karamaat lagdi hai.

Ain ishq jinhan nu lag janda oh suk janday waang kaaniyan de koi suk jaanday koi muk jaanday khalkat de naal taaneyan de kayiaan ishq da naa badnaam kita koi sar gaye waang parwaniyan de te Waris Shah ishq de badhay nai chhutday chhut jaanday qaidi jail khaaniyan de

Yaad De Sahary Mainy Bary Din Guzary! Umeed De Sahary, Tainu Duron Tak Tak Tere Kardan Nazary Mere Yaar Mainu Labhdy, Yaran Nu Lawan Larry Nale Siny Dy Wichon Tainu Dil Awazan Mary Yaad De Sahary Mainy Bary Din Guzary!

Main Bahut Batameez,Mainu Nahion Tameez! Naam mere do (2), Kamm char so bees (420) Osmana mainu yaar kehnde Jitthe jawan mere piche piche police hole Rehen do, jehra jo kehnda oh kehen do Lain do, mainu sah saukha lain do Kuriyan jehriyan aje v mere piche piche Ohna waste mainu eh paigam likh lain do [...]

tu hi menu heer jaape, tu hi jaaoe sohni, tere wargi na sare college de vich honi, maine tere nal rehen da ek sapna saza laya, college di rani nu maine apna bana laya.

Pyar-Pyar kehan naal pyar nahi hunda, Hath nu milaun naal koi yaar nahi hunda, Unjh ta mil jande ne yaar har mor te, Par har yaar saade jeha dildar nahi hunda.

Teri, tight tight teri sohni sohni, patiala salwar ni kuch hor na samji ; -tainu dekh ke mera chhutt janda , hath vichon rumal ni kuch hor na samji -tainu dekh mera khada ho janda, cycle wich bazar ni kuch hor na samji -tu karaundi rahi main karda riha, tera intezar ni kuch hor na [...]

Tussi itrande v bohat ho Tussi sharmande v bohat ho Dill te kerda tanu dinner kerva dawan Per ki karan Tussi khande v bohat ho

Assi Pagal twaday picha. Tusi pagal kisi hor de pichey, koi hor pagal sadey pichy, o wi pagal kisi hor de pichy ha ha ha! Sarey pagal aggay pichey

Khamoshi naal na maar mainu Eh taan dass mera kasoor ki hai Ya taan katal kar de yaa gal kar lai Dass dohaan vichon manzoor ki hai??

The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy.

Badlo aina varso, ki pejh jaan kapde meri sarkar de, jina ne kade tinka v na chukya hove, ohna nu chukne pen paunche pataila shahi salwar de……..

Jo Tu Aakhen Oh Karke Dikhawan! Kehen nu terey ne charche hazar Yaar mere kehnde main tere piche khuwar Minu e-mail likhdiyan kuriyan batheriyan Per mainu renda tere sandesy da intzar Ik tera pyar baki duniya bekar Je tu waddiyan shikariyan de waasty teyar Aaja tainu main hiry motiyan de haar puawan Haar na mannan, [...]

Har khamoshi nu Ikraar nahi kehnde, Har nakami nu haar nahi kehnde. Rajni Ki hoya je asin tuhade nahi ho sakde, Sirf mil jaan nu hi pyaar nahi kehnde

bus yehi chund khiyalaat liye teri yadoon ki mehak sath liye akser hum door khuwaboo k jazeray main uter jatey hian kyun k hum aur tum sirf khuwaboo main he mil saktey hain

Bhul Ja, Bhul ja Ya te meri zindgi ch aa ke rul ja te tera mera nahion hona guzara te loki mainu aakhde aawara Bhul Ja, Bhul Ja

To mere dill di ahh warga, sady pind no jandi rah warga, tenu polaye v ty kinj yara.. tu andi jandi sahh warga…..

mere Dil de chain, tere piche kutte pain, Tu lutya mera Dil da chain, rab kare tenu kire pain, Tere nain Bade nashele jiven jharu de tille. Tu mere dil Vich edan vasa, Jiven Chikad Vich Majj Fasi, Jane Jigar Jane Tamana, Edhar aa terian Lattan bhana, Jine mera Dil Lutya Ohnu Kutteian Nu mar [...]

lakh chupaya asi pyar duniya ton, hun sareaam pyar karan nu jee karda, jee laye asi bahut dar dar ke, hun na ae dil kise ton darda, aj dus dena mein sari duniya nu, ki mein tere te marda. 03003512548 RANA

wafa dar wafa kreesa jaan mange see fida kreesa zindagi tere he naa kreesa ik CHUMMY ta de de malang banda haan DUA kreesa

BOY-Scooty te jandi mutiare ni , Akhan matkai jandi ae Jehri cheez nu asi tarasde aan Tu seat te ghasayi jandi ae!! GIRL-Bullet te jandea gabrua ve , Muchan chadai janda ae Jehri cheez nu asi tarasde aan Tu tanky ch fasai janda ae!!