Punjabi SMS / text messages

Chandigarh(17 sector) da bazar hove lal rang di SAKODA car hove,
naal rakhia malwe da hathiar hove,
kha ke kali nagni
akha vich bahar hove,
hik de jor utte,
banayi sade bapu ne sarkar howe.
IK HOR SHOUNK TERE YAAR DA,bullet piche bethi
CHANDIGARH di sohni mutiar hove

Yaar yarran nal hasde rehnde,
Te yaar yarran nal gusse,
Aa sajna gal lag miliye,
kite mar na jaiye russe.

tenu dekh k suraj chadda,
khilde eh chan-taare,
tenu dekh k phool hasde,
gaunde eh panchi saare.
menu ta eh tere kama di shuruat lagdi hai,
eh bin badal barsaat bhi menu teri karamaat lagdi hai.

Ain ishq jinhan nu lag janda
oh suk janday waang kaaniyan de
koi suk jaanday koi muk jaanday
khalkat de naal taaneyan de
kayiaan ishq da naa badnaam kita
koi sar gaye waang parwaniyan de
te Waris Shah ishq de badhay nai chhutday
chhut jaanday qaidi jail khaaniyan de

Yaad De Sahary Mainy Bary Din Guzary!
Umeed De Sahary, Tainu Duron Tak Tak Tere Kardan Nazary
Mere Yaar Mainu Labhdy, Yaran Nu Lawan Larry
Nale Siny Dy Wichon Tainu Dil Awazan Mary
Yaad De Sahary Mainy Bary Din Guzary!

Main Bahut Batameez,Mainu Nahion Tameez!
Naam mere do (2), Kamm char so bees (420)
Osmana mainu yaar kehnde
Jitthe jawan mere piche piche police hole
Rehen do, jehra jo kehnda oh kehen do
Lain do, mainu sah saukha lain do
Kuriyan jehriyan aje v mere piche piche
Ohna waste mainu eh paigam likh lain do
Main Bahut Batameez,Mainu Nahion Tameez

tu hi menu heer jaape, tu hi jaaoe sohni,
tere wargi na sare college de vich honi,
maine tere nal rehen da ek sapna saza laya,
college di rani nu maine apna bana laya.

Pyar-Pyar kehan naal pyar nahi hunda,
Hath nu milaun naal koi yaar nahi hunda,
Unjh ta mil jande ne yaar har mor te,
Par har yaar saade jeha dildar nahi hunda.

Teri, tight tight teri sohni sohni,
patiala salwar ni kuch hor na samji ;
-tainu dekh ke mera chhutt janda ,
hath vichon rumal ni kuch hor na samji
-tainu dekh mera khada ho janda,
cycle wich bazar ni kuch hor na samji
-tu karaundi rahi main karda riha, tera intezar ni kuch hor na samjhi.

Tussi itrande v bohat ho
Tussi sharmande v bohat ho
Dill te kerda tanu dinner kerva dawan
Per ki karan Tussi khande v bohat ho

Assi Pagal twaday picha.
Tusi pagal kisi hor de pichey,
koi hor pagal sadey pichy,
o wi pagal kisi hor de pichy
ha ha ha!
Sarey pagal aggay pichey

Khamoshi naal na maar mainu
Eh taan dass mera kasoor ki hai
Ya taan katal kar de yaa gal kar lai
Dass dohaan vichon manzoor ki hai??

The flood of money
that gushes into politics
today is a pollution of democracy.

Badlo aina varso, ki pejh jaan kapde meri sarkar de, jina ne kade
tinka v na chukya hove, ohna nu chukne pen paunche pataila shahi
salwar de……..

Jo Tu Aakhen Oh Karke Dikhawan!
Kehen nu terey ne charche hazar
Yaar mere kehnde main tere piche khuwar
Minu e-mail likhdiyan kuriyan batheriyan
Per mainu renda tere sandesy da intzar
Ik tera pyar baki duniya bekar
Je tu waddiyan shikariyan de waasty teyar
Aaja tainu main hiry motiyan de haar puawan
Haar na mannan, Jo Tu Aakhen Oh Karke Dekhawan!

Har khamoshi nu Ikraar nahi kehnde,
Har nakami nu haar nahi kehnde.
Rajni Ki hoya je asin tuhade nahi ho sakde,
Sirf mil jaan nu hi pyaar nahi kehnde

bus yehi chund khiyalaat liye
teri yadoon ki mehak sath liye
akser hum door khuwaboo k jazeray main uter jatey hian
kyun k hum aur tum sirf khuwaboo main he mil saktey hain

Bhul Ja, Bhul ja
Ya te meri zindgi ch aa ke rul ja
te tera mera nahion hona guzara
te loki mainu aakhde aawara
Bhul Ja, Bhul Ja

To mere dill di ahh warga,
sady pind no jandi rah warga,
tenu polaye v ty kinj yara..
tu andi jandi sahh warga…..

mere Dil de chain,
tere piche kutte pain,
Tu lutya mera Dil da chain,
rab kare tenu kire pain,
Tere nain Bade nashele jiven jharu de tille.
Tu mere dil Vich edan vasa,
Jiven Chikad Vich Majj Fasi,
Jane Jigar Jane Tamana,
Edhar aa terian Lattan bhana,
Jine mera Dil Lutya Ohnu Kutteian Nu mar Sutya…..