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Asi marde rahe bhukki farde rahe
Asi marde rahe bhukki farde rahe , hath rakh ke jardaa malde rahe , ro…
Bus yehi chund khiyalaat liye
bus yehi chund khiyalaat liye teri yadoon ki mehak sath liye akser hum door khuwaboo…
Akhiyan wich aa ke ruk jande ne
Akhiyan wich aa ke ruk jande ne hanju, Palka te aa ke ruk jande ne…
Ik he nazar wich tussi saaday mehmaan
ik he nazar wich tussi saaday mehmaan ban gaye 2 gallan kitiyaan saara jahan ban…
ki mein tere te marda.
lakh chupaya asi pyar duniya ton, hun sareaam pyar karan nu jee karda, jee laye…
The flood of money
The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy.
Ek tusi sharmandey bohat ho ek itrandey
Ek Tusi sharmandey bohat ho ,Ek Tusi itrandey bohat ho,Dil kar da hai tuhano dinner…
Massa massa si aayi maut ik
Massa massa si aayi maut ik hor hii adchan pe gayi oh kal milan da…
Tussi itrande v bohat ho
Tussi itrande v bohat ho Tussi sharmande v bohat ho Dill te kerda tanu dinner…
tusi-bade-hi-gr8-ho-rasgulle
TUSI bade hi gr8 ho, RASGULLE ki pl8 ho, PEPSI ka cr8 ho, ANDE ka…
Tu sohni main mahiwal tera tenu
Tu sohni main mahiwal tera, Tenu ishqe de wall sikhavan main, Aa vekh mere ishq…
Kadde preet de bagi bahar aondi hai
Kadde preet de bagi bahar aondi hai .. kadde patcharr de badall cha jande ne……
To mere dill di ahh warga,
To mere dill di ahh warga, sady pind no jandi rah warga, tenu polaye v…
koi suk jaanday koi muk jaanday
Ain ishq jinhan nu lag janda oh suk janday waang kaaniyan de koi suk jaanday…
1 shauk si menu feam da main
1 shauk si menu feam da, main rakhan akhan laal, 2 ja shauk anakh naal…
Ae chand chamkna chad vii de
Ae chand chamkna chad vii de teri chandni saanu staandi ae tera varga hai usda…
Ni tu baddi hi be lehaz ki kariye
Ni tu baddi hi be-Lehaz ki kariye, Ni tu baddi hi dil saaz ki kariye,…
Vekh lavo inni thand hai
Vekh lavo inni thand hai, fer v yaaran ne sirf sirf sirf sirf sirf sirf…
Sarey pagal aggay pichey :-)
Assi Pagal twaday picha. Tusi pagal kisi hor de pichey, koi hor pagal sadey pichy,…
Press down to prove that you are
press down to prove that you are sweet ajji bas vi karo tussi pehlay he…
Aa sajna kite ral mil bahiye sun
aa sajna kite ral-mil bahiye sun meri te kuj apni suna nahi pata kado chal…
Tu sohni tera na sohni par
Tu sohni tera na sohni, par tu sohni ban ke na dikha saki, sohni ta…
kaali raat di syahi uthe,
kaali raat di syahi uthe, chand di gwahi uthe, sach de kore kagaj te ek…
Yaad De Sahary
Yaad De Sahary Mainy Bary Din Guzary! Umeed De Sahary, Tainu Duron Tak Tak Tere…
Hasna ohna di aadat c aasi
Hasna Ohna di Aadat C Aasi galat Andaja la Bethe Oh hasde hasde vasde rehe…
Je saadi nahin c tu ho sakna
Je Saadi Nahin c Tu ho Sakna , Kaahnu Pyaar Enna Fer Payeya c Je…
Sohne sohne nain naksh usde vekhan waale
Sohne sohne nain-naksh usde vekhan waale bada pasand karde sade naal kare oh pyar hass…
IK HOR SHOUNK TERE YAAR DA
Chandigarh(17 sector) da bazar hove lal rang di SAKODA car hove, naal rakhia malwe da…
Jo Tu Aakhen Oh Karke Dekhawan!
Jo Tu Aakhen Oh Karke Dikhawan! Kehen nu terey ne charche hazar Yaar mere kehnde…
Press down to prove that you are
press down to prove that you are sweet ajji bas vi karo tussi pehlay he…
Jo assar hai akh di maar ander
Jo assar hai akh di maar ander oh na teer te na talwaar andar ohna…
Aukha langda eh waqt vichore da
Aukha langda eh waqt vichore da, bin yaar guzara kaun kare, ik din howe taan…
wafa dar wafa kreesa
wafa dar wafa kreesa jaan mange see fida kreesa zindagi tere he naa kreesa ik…
Kamm char so bees (420)
Main Bahut Batameez,Mainu Nahion Tameez! Naam mere do (2), Kamm char so bees (420) Osmana…
Paharamountains te pagdandiyasmall paths ne ampquot
PAHARA(mountains) TE PAGDANDIYA(small paths )NE " "PAGDANDIYA TE DANDIYA NEIN" "DANDIYA TE JHANDIYA(flags) NE" "ASI…
Asii ishq ashq nu karde si assi
asii ishq ashq nu karde si assi ishq barbare jaa baithe….loki yarr laban nu phide…
Dil karda ae tere kol aa ke
Dil karda ae tere kol aa ke ruk jaava teri bukkal wich rakh ke siir…
Tu karaundi rahi main karda riha
Teri, tight tight teri sohni sohni, patiala salwar ni kuch hor na samji ; -tainu…
Kudiya wich koi sassi labda koi labda
Kudiya wich koi Sassi Labda, Koi Labda Heer, Assi ta yaaro Sahiba Labni te kutne…
Swere twadi yaad aayite miss kitta dinne
Swere Twadi Yaad aayite Miss kitta, Dinne Twadi Yaad aayi te hor miss kitta, ratti…
Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye Aur…
Jehri cheez nu asi tarasde aan
BOY-Scooty te jandi mutiare ni , Akhan matkai jandi ae Jehri cheez nu asi tarasde…
Mere baad mery warga
Mere baad mery warga koi dusra nai ana! Mere aan to pehlan sab hasde khed…
Badaal na howey barish nahi hondii
Badaal na howey barish nahi hondii Bandha zindha na howey harish nai hondiii …
Oh aashiq ne gore rang de
Oh aashiq ne gore rang de saade kol gora rang nahi saada dil ta ohna…
Jo assar hai akh di maar ander
Jo assar hai akh di maar ander oh na teer te na talwaar andar ohna…
salwar de……..
Badlo aina varso, ki pejh jaan kapde meri sarkar de, jina ne kade tinka v…
Khamoshi naal na maar mainu
Khamoshi naal na maar mainu Eh taan dass mera kasoor ki hai Ya taan katal…
Thalle jeep kali modhe raffal dunali kuj
Thalle jeep kali, modhe Raffal dunali, kuj lafangea naal DUSHMANI kuj changaiya naal yaari, Una…
Rabb kare tu sada hasdi rahe
Rabb kare tu sada hasdi rahe, koi dukh tere nere vi na aave, hor ki…
jad pakka yaar vairi akh naal takan lag jaave,
jad pakka yaar vairi akh naal takan lag jaave, jad ek ghar vich alag alag…
Sirf mil jaan nu hi pyaar nahi kehnde
Har khamoshi nu Ikraar nahi kehnde, Har nakami nu haar nahi kehnde. Rajni Ki hoya…
Jalandhar jini shaan nahi amritsar jina daan
jalandhar jini shaan nahi, amritsar jina daan nahi, firozpur jini dhup nahi, hoshairpur jini rukh…
Teri gali whicho langaa ge jaan jaan ke
Teri gali whicho langaa ge jaan-jaan ke, saanu pata ae ki tu Thane report likhvayi…
Tenu dekh k suraj chadda,
tenu dekh k suraj chadda, khilde eh chan-taare, tenu dekh k phool hasde, gaunde eh…
Je sajan mill dey yaadan nal….
Je sajan mill dey yaadan nal…. Te o sadde ton kaddi dur na hundey. Je…
Yun wo aashiqi ka lete hain imtihan
yun wo aashiqi ka lete hain imtihan saima,rema,resham te kala shan …
Baah fadke rok lendeje chalda koi zor
Baah fadke rok lende,je chalda koi zor hunda assi tere piche kyoN rulde,,je tere jeha…
Tenu mile bina mera haal anokha ho janda,
tere darshan kite bina na jee lagda mera, khoobsurat husan hai sanu thagda tera, tenu…
Kash Rabb ne mainu Kitaab banaya hunda,
Kash Rabb ne mainu Kitaab banaya hunda, Jisnu Padan layi Rajni tainu banaya hunda, Jad…
Soh rab di tenu pyar kita
Soh rab di tenu pyar kita hor kise nu kade bulaya vi nayi tenu apni…
Assa vaang musafir tur jaana teri
Assa vaang musafir tur jaana, teri mehfil sada abaad rahe, kade do-chaar hanju dol lavi,…
college di rani nu maine apna bana laya
tu hi menu heer jaape, tu hi jaaoe sohni, tere wargi na sare college de…
Pyar-Pyar kehan naal
Pyar-Pyar kehan naal pyar nahi hunda, Hath nu milaun naal koi yaar nahi hunda, Unjh…
Oh menu dekhi jaandi c main ohnu
Oh menu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c Oh menu dekhi jaandi c,…
Bolo tara ra ra….
oooooy… bari barsi khatan gya tykhat k leyandi kheer, jera menu 5 mint wech 5…
Tu lutya mera Dil da chain,
mere Dil de chain, tere piche kutte pain, Tu lutya mera Dil da chain, rab…
Ni tu challi gayi england baja
Ni tu challi gayi England, baja ke yaara da Band, tu ki socheya ki yaar…
Santa singh ik waari main chhota honda
santa singh: ik waari main chhota honda si te main Qutub Meenar to gir gaya…
Sms bhejan da nahi si shonk saanu
SMS bhejan da nahi si shonk saanu, teri yaad ne mobile fada dita, Message likhde…
Kikkar de gal lag rona paigeya rati
Kikkar De Gal Lag Rona Paigeya Rati Taarean Nu Dil Da Haal Sunana Paigeya Pahilan…
Baba bullay shah says parh kitaaban
BABA BULLAY SHAH Says Parh Parh Kitaaban ELAM Diyan Tu Naam Rakh Liya ‘QAZI’ Hath…
Ansoo tere diggan te akh meri rovey
Ansoo tere diggan te akh meri rovey Satt tenu lagey dard menu hovey Rab karey…
Chehre vekh ke kadi nahi pyaar hunda
Chehre vekh ke kadi nahi pyaar hunda, dil dil naal mile te pyar hunda, jehda…
Na lafaz ne kujh kehan nu dil
na lafaz ne kujh kehan nu, na dil te koi jor hai, eh khamoshiyaaN kiwe…
A punjabi woman talking to an english
A punjabi woman talking to an English doctor: ‘My kaka is ill ek week da,…
Ishq wich bhijna koi khel nahi hunda
Ishq wich bhijna koi khel nahi hunda bina bhijeya rooha da mail nahi hunda mail…
Unhe husne ki aadat thi hum galat
unhe husne ki aadat thi, hum galat andaza luga baithe, vo huste huste chale gaye,…
Jithe hunda c charcha heeraan jehiaan hooraan
jithe hunda c charcha heeraan jehiaan hooraan da… oh sath vich loohnda hai hun sek…
Kuj shoq si yaar faqeeri da
Kuj shoq si yaar faqeeri da Kuj ishq ne dar dar rol dita Kuj sajna…
Bullay shah rub karday budhay ho
‘BULLAY SHAH’ Rub Rub karday budhay ho gaye Mulla, Pandat saaray, Rub da khoj khura…
Wirsey nu koi yaad karaonda ni geet
wirsey nu koi yaad karaonda ni… geet pyaara de,, beh koi hun sunaonda ni koi…
1 angraiz nay pind main aylan karwana
1 angraiz nay pind main aylan karwana tha. us ko translater nahi mill raha tha….
Yeh aik ubar ka tukra kahan barsey
Yeh aik ubar ka tukra kahan kahan barsey Tumam dashat hee piyasa dekhai diata hai…
Jo assar hai akh di maar ander
Jo assar hai akh di maar ander oh na teer te na talwaar andar ohna…
Lo g mitran di pur zor farmaish te
Lo G Mitran di pur-zor farmaish te awam de jazbat di tarjmani wasty 1 wari…