Category: Jokes SMS
Jokes SMS
Ek aadmi apni biwi ka antim sanskar
Ek aadmi apni biwi ka antim sanskar kar ke, Ghar ja raha tha ke achanak…
Meaningful line written on women shoe shop
Meaningful line written on Women Shoe Shop: . . …. . . . . ….
Saas anay do maray betay kousko bataongi
Saas: Anay do maray betay ko,usko bataongi tumhare kartot Bahu:Koi fayda nhi wo meri hi…
Arz hai dengue ko smajhne ka
Arz hai Dengue ko Smajhne ka hai ye Tariqa Macharo ki Dunya ka hai ye…
To all friends who sent me love
To All Friends Who Sent Me Love n Best wishes In My Life n Prayed…
3 difrnt stylz of proposing in
3 difrnt stylz of proposing . In Eng: Wud U Mind being my girlfriend? Hindi:…
A lion was getting married at
A lion was getting married. At his wedding was a mouse shouting away and congratulating…
Ek doctor shikaar se wapis aya
Ek doctor shikaAr sE wapis aYa , Friend ne pocha kyun bhai koi sHikaAr kia…
Jinbottle se azad hone k bad kya
Jin:bottle se azad hone k bad, kya hukam h mere aqa? Admi:pakistan ki bijli hmesha…
Worlds smallest resignation letter respected sir
World’s smallest resignation letter? Respected sir, I love Ur wife. Thank you
Baap oye to larki dekh aya
Baap: oye to larki dekh aya? Kaisi hai? Pappu: rang sa kali aur kaan se…
Pakar hath mein daba mat oh ho
Pakar Pakar Hath Mein Pakar Daba Mat Oh Ho Qtry Gr Rhy Hein Jaldi Se…
3 bachon wali 1 bewa orat ne
3 bachon wali 1 bewa orat ne 3 bachon wale shohar se shadi ki, shadi…
Husband sitting near to his wife n
Husband sitting near to his wife n she was driving, Husband: please slow down the…
Rastay main khari 2 larkiyan jhagar rahi
Rastay main khari 2 larkiyan jhagar rahi then Pehli Main je tenu thapar maarya na…
12 se 20 saal ki larki12 larki
12 se 20 saal ki larki12 se 20 saal ki larki FOOTBALL ki tarha hoti…
Behan ki rukhsati me uska bhai bola
Behan ki Rukhsati me Uska Bhai Bola Papa Baji Ro Rhi hain Jiju To Nhi…
Remember there are 2 words in ur
Remember!! There are 2 words in ur life that will Open many doors for you……
Raat ko 2 sharabiyo ne talaab mai
Raat Ko 2 Sharabiyo Ne Talaab Mai Chand Ki Parchayi Dekhi 1st: Ye Kya Ha…
Sheikh pent ki silai kitni hy
Sheikh: pent ki silai kitni hy? Tailor: Rs.250 Sheikh: Nikar ki? Tailr: Rs.150 Sheikh: Nikar…
Teacher bina ruky batao 1 pakistan ki
Teacher: Bina ruky batao 1 Pakistan ki National assembly ki Speeker kn hi? 2 Meenar-e-Pakistan…
A hot secretary came angrily out of
A hot Secretary Came Angrily Out Of Boss CabinColleague Asked:what happened?She Replied:He asked r u…
Aik pakistani saudi arab geya wahan wo
Aik pakistani saudi arab geya, wahan wo taxi mein baitha. Taxi wala use aik ulti…
Zero meter sms aj kal karachi
Zero Meter SmS.. Aj Kal KARACHI K Halaat Aesy Hain _.-‘-._FaRaZ_.-‘-._ Jo Apny Ghar Pohnch…
Dear useryour wife can become mother without
Dear user,your wife can become mother without your struggle!Just SMS ‘CHILD’ or call customer care…
Geomentary batain duniya ka pehla traffic signal
‘GEOMENTARY’ Batain Duniya Ka Pehla Traffic Signal Kahan Lagaya Gya Tha? . Jawab Janiye Is…
Height of fashion a six months
Height Of FashiOn: A Six mOnths Old Baby Boy gOes tO a Huggies Outlet Centre…
Murgha to murghi i love you jaan
Murgha To Murghi: I Love You Jaan main tumharay leay kuch bhe kar sakta hon….
Girl jaan agar moqa mila to
Girl : Jaan Agar Moqa Mila To Tum Mujh Say Shadi Karo Gay Na 🙂…
Man beta ap k abu ghar per
Man: beta ap k abu ghar per hain? Boy: nai wo walk per gye hain…
Faqeer 30 rupay de do pepsi pyonga
Faqeer: 30 rupay de do pepsi pyonga. Admi: Pepsi tu 15 ke hai. Faqeer: Girl…
Jis trah aik machhr marne se aap
JIS TRAH AIK MACH’HR MARNE SE AAP SHIKARI NAHI BAN JAO GE? THEAK USI TRAH…
Once james bond met a dog in
Once james bond met a dog in jungle he said,â€I am bond.!! JAMES BOND..!!†The…
Aik aadmi 2 manzil upar betha akhbar
aik aadmi 2 manzil upar betha akhbar parh raha tha to neeche se aik faqeer…
Icc world cup final 2011 aus vs
ICC WORLD CUP Final 2011 Aus Vs Pak Aus Won the Toss and decided 2…
Larkaburqay wali ko cherty huy jaha
Larka(burqay wali ko cherty huy) Jaha Sabzi waha DAALDA Kesi ho Meri KHALIDA? Burqay Wali:…
Laila ne majnu ko 1 drakht k
Laila ne majnu ko 1 drakht k pechay dekha or boli Tum majnu hona? Majnu…
Hina ne sana ko noshaba nafisa nadia
Hina Ne Sana Ko Noshaba Ne Nafisa Ko Nadia Ne Nazia Ko Shabana Ne Shabnam…
Sahil pe bethi 1 larki ne apne
Sahil pe bethi 1 larki ne apne dost se pocha Tum bolty Q nahi ho?…
Us ne mera hath pyar se pakra
Us ne mera hath pyar se pakra jese kuch kehna chahta ho.. Phir pyar se…
2 khusry ja rahy thy k achank
2 Khusry ja rahy thy k achank 1 gir gaya aor zor zor sy rony…
1 cheeta charas bna rha tha achank
1 Cheeta CHARAS Bna Rha tha, Achank 1 Choha Bhagta aya or Bola, Q zndgi…
1 cheeni hospital me tha pathan us
1 cheeni hospital me tha. 1 pathan us ko dekhne gaya. Cheeni ne kaha, ‘CHING…
Jinadmi se kia huqum hai mere
‘JIN.Admi se Kia huqum hai mere aaqa? ADMI.Jin se bola mujhe aik khubsorat larki chahiyeh…
Punjab k larko ki zindagi k 2
Punjab k Larko Ki Zindagi K 2 Usool Hain 1st Wo Kisi Ajnabi Larki Ko…
6 birds were sitting on a tree
6 birds were sitting on a tree… a hunter saw that and shot over tree……
Zindagi khali thi mere pas koi acha
Zindagi khali khali thi mere pas koi acha DOST nahi tha BUT phir ap aye…
Ek shaks ne pathan se poocha khan
ek shaks ne pathan se poocha, ‘khan sahib agar ap ko $1 Billion mila jaen…
1 admi ne shaitan se kaha
1 Admi ne Shaitan se Kaha: Mujy dukh de, Dard de, Tension de, Barbad ker…
2 admi memon ki barat mai gae
2 admi memon ki barat mai gae, Wahan bar bar pani pesh kia ja rha…
Boy i can kiss u without toching
Boy: I can Kiss u without toching u Girl:U can’t Boy:Laggi 20 ,20 Rs. Ki…
1 khusra vote mangte hue hamen do
1 Khusra Vote Mangte Hue “Hamen Vote Do, Mai Yakeen Dilata Hn Agar Mein Kamyab…
A lady call 2 a fire brigade
A Lady call 2 a fire Brigade Office: Mere Ghar main Aag Lag Gai hay…
True luv story a mosquito
True Luv Story A Mosquito & Hen Fell In Love Wid Each Other 1 Day…
Sum daughter in laws r well trained
Sum daughter in laws r well trained & well mannered. They dont cum 2 change…
Mankind will never see an end of
Mankind will never see an end of trouble until… lovers of wisdom come to hold…
If girl in luv her parents ask
If girl in luv, Her parents ask: who is dat IDIOT? If boy in luv,…
Har des ki ek sarhadd hoti hai
Har des ki ek sarhadd hoti hai bache ki bhi ek zidd hote hai aur…
Teacher bare hokr kiya bano ge
Teacher: Bare hokr kiya bano ge Pathan: Mera bap kehta hy mai jitna marzi parh…
Roti kapra aur makaan keh kar aaye
Roti, Kapra Aur Makaan Keh Kar Aaye Thay Faraz… . . . . . ….
dil cheer k b dekhoge to
*’* Dil Cheer K B Dekhoge To Dard Dhoond Na Paoge FARAZ QK Dard Mere…
Boy love or arrange ma kiya
Boy : Love or Arrange ma kiya faraq hai….. Girl : love ma pehley se…
Log ghazal likhte hain dusron ka maal
LOG GHAZAL LIKHTE HAIN DUSRON KA MAAL DEKH KAR, WAH….WAH…. WAH….WAH…. LOG GHAZAL LIKHTE HAIN…
Aisi kon c cheez hay k jo
Aisi kon C cheez hay k jo larki sirf pehanti hay Aur larka khata b…
Yar tumhare num ka kia roblem ha
yar tumhare num ka kia roblem ha me ne abi cal krni thi aage se…
Le jigar 3 bachion girls k mobile
Le jigar 3 bachion (girls) k mobile no * Lata Mangeshkar 04009555117 * Mukhtaran Mai…
A small child papa ap kisi
A Small child: Papa ap kisi larki ko pyar krte he? Papa: Haan tumhari maa…
agar ye hukomat 5 saal rahi
. Agar ye Hukomat 5 saal rAhi to ‘cheeni choot se zyada mengi ho jaygi,…
New pakistani team for world cup 2011
New Pakistani Team for world cup 2011 Coach Khuwab aalam. Team 1. Imran faqeer 2….
Glass tote to kya awaz ati he
Glass tote to kya awaz ati he? Crsh Nahin Ammi ki awaz ati hy, ‘Pano,Pano”…
titanic 1 boht hi bari ship thi
-TiTANiC- 1 Boht Hi Bari Ship Thi, Magar Phir Bhi Wo DOOB Gayi jis ko…
Pagle dentist se kya dard k baghair
PAGLE DENTIST SE. Kya Dard K Baghair Daant Nikaal Lete Ho ? Dr. Nahi. PAGAL….
Saas beti ab tum mujje apni maa
Saas: beti ab tum mujje apni maa or apne Sasur ko pita hi samjhna, Tabhi…
An english philosopher says 1 ansu
An English Philosopher says, 1 Ansu, blood k 30 Drops k equal hai , Agr…
A man has 2 parrots today
a man has 2 parrots (today) 1 din ik totay ne dosry ki chumi lay…
Boy tumhara naam kya hai girlsaminaor
boy :Tumhara naam Kya hai Girl:Samina,or tumhara Boy :Kamina Girl:Jhoot mat bolo Boy :Tu 5…
3 word sentences that instantly change ur
3 word sentences that instantly change ur mood, . . . ‘I love u’ ….
1 clas ka bacha apni mis se
1 clas ka bacha apni Mis se kehta he Me apko kesa lgta hn Mis…
1 zoo me ek tota english
1 Zoo me ek Tota English, Urdu or Punjabi bol sakta tha. ek admi ne…
Uncle aik bachay se kehte hain
‘Uncle aik bachay se kehte hain : beta aik acha sa jhoot bolo agar mujhe…
Kiya aap jante ho k pop corn
Kiya Aap jante ho k ‘Pop corn’ garam tavay par kiu uchalte hain? ? ?…
Sonmain school nahi jaonga momkyun sonnaukri kroon
SoN:Main SchoOL Nahi Jaonga Mom:Kyun? Son:Naukri KroON gA. MoM:4TH ClasS Parhkar Kya Kaam Kro Gay?…
Sorry apki nend distrab ki lekin
Sorry Apki Nend Distrab Ki, Lekin Kia kron Abi Abi ALLAMA IQBAL Mere Khwab Me…