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Aik DULHA SHAADI KI PEHLI RAAT Apni Biwi ka Ghonghat utha k Bare Pyar se…

Marasi ko bukhar howa BV ko bola: Bhaliye! me te hun mar e jana ae,tu…

Mom: Roohi Kyu Ro Rahi Ho? Poohi: Teacher Ne Mara. Mom: Kyu? Roohi:Maine Usko Murghi…

Ek gujjar doodh bech raha tha. Aik angrez aaya aur poochha: What is this? Gujjar:…

ek baat mujhe raat bhar soney nahi deyti hai dost . . . akkar bakkar…

RS.200,000/- SHADI PER RS.30,000/- HAQ MAHAR RS.50,000/- MUKHTALIF RASMON PER RS.300,000/- JAHEZ PER RS.200,000/- VALIMA…

Bacha:apni dadi se, dadi apne konse konse mulk ghomain hain?Dadi:beta pakistan hindustan aur tajikistan, bacha…

cheel uri………….. Kawwa ura…………… Maina uri…………. Chirya uri…………. Gadha ura…………!!!! Ooooops.. sorry jaldi main ap…

FaQeer: Pehle ap 10 ruppe dete thye Phir 5, Ab 1 ruppya Q? Admi: Pehle…

[0][3][2][1] [6][3][0][1] [0][0][0] Ye lo bangali baba ka taviz Jis larki kø bhejø ge wø…

*. . .Pori Rat Jagne Ka Faida ? . . . . . . Subha…

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not,…

‘MAA’ Maa kia he? Aik khobsorat rishte ka nam Maa k dam se hi kainat…

Ek chotta bacha mummy say puchta hai:is men kya hai. mum’my:is men ek chota baby…

Mouse To Elephant: 2 Din K Liye Apni Kameez Dena. Elephant: “Ha….Ha….Ha….. Pehney Ga Kya…

Kal mujha bahut Shock huwa,jb mri sari school ki kitaben kamra me ya song suna…

Pathan: Kyun ro rahe ho? Memon: Meri Murghi mar gai Pathan: hamra Baap mar gaya…

‘BYE’ Is A Little Word That Causes So Much Pain .. The Person You Hold…

1 pagal khali paper ko bar bar choom raha tha: Dusra Pagal: ye kya hai…

Girl: kiya hum Mcdonalds ja sakte hain? Boy: Haan agr tum mujhe Mcdonalds ki speling…

Ek larka cinema me film dekhne gya 7 wali seat pe ek bari b beth…

Wife:- Aik Baat Bolo’n..? Husband: Han Bolo…. Wife:- Maaro Gye To Nai..? Husband:- Nai… Bolo.?…

Ek train ulatnay ka case adalat me tha Train ka driver pathan tha us se…

The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass & flowers 2. If rain makes all…

Marez Doctor sy main 1month sy roz 50 rupay ki dwai ly rha hon mgr…

Maa: tu koi kam kaj nhi krta, muhalah me larkiyo’n ko cherta ha, aur nasha…

If you are in tension, If nothing seems right, If u find no way out,…

Pathan ki bivi: suhag ratt ko boli, khan ajj ratt ap jo mango gay main…

Wives are like Incoming Calls. Lovers are like Outgoing Calls. Aunties are like 2ll free…

Fqeer:10Rs dedo chay peni ha!Admi:chay to 5 ki haFqeer:Grl Frnd ko b pelani haAdmi:Fqeron ne…

Shadi Me Dulhan Ko Ghungat Me Q Rakha Jata Hai Socho Socho Nai Pata Taki…

Boy: Papa main apni girl friend ko kia don? Papa: Wo dikhti kaisi hay? Boy:…

Biwi: Kal jis faqeer ko khana diya tha wo bara bat-tamiz nikla. Shohar: Kyun? Biwi:…

Univrsty ki 55 girlz ka trip Mangla Dam gya. Bus Mangla dam me gir gai….

1 ganjay k sar par 8-10 baal ug aae Ganja naai k pas gya Naai…

Dadi mrtay huay boli: Beta me apna farm, 6 tractor, farmhouse, 50 janwar aur 22,389,630…

Ek Cinema me ‘Titanic’ Lagi hui Thi, Romantic Seeen Aya To Ek Chota Bacha ChiLaya,…

Teacher: Bucho kul app nay My Dog per essay likh kar lana hy.Bucha: Miss janay…

‘A girl in a train was reading a book about ‘Men’ It said Italian men…

BAAP BETI SE , PEHLE TUM MUJH KO PAPA KAHTE THE AB DADY KUYN KAHTI…

Boss = ek achha mirror le ke aao jisme mujhe mera chehra dikhay de ….

Yar 800 ka naya mobile liya hai jis m USB infrared bluetooth 5mega pixel camera…

girls are like phones. we like to be held and talked too- but if u…

Faqeer to Sardar:Aap k parrosi ne mujhey pait bhar kr khana khilaya hai,aap bhi kuch…

Extreme limit of ‘PATHANism’ Two pathan sitting in a rickshaw and fighting for the window…

Child-Doctor sy kea drd k bagair b dant nikaly jaskty hain. Doctor-nhi Child-mein nikal k…

**YOUNG GENERATION KI DUA ** Oh my GOD ! Oh my MOLA Give me 1…

*. . .1 Mithoo 0r Us Ka Malik Jahaz Main Safar Kr Rhe Thy… Airhostis…

terrorists have kidnapped our lecturers… and demanded aransom of 500000 rs or else they will…

..Teachr: tum late Q aye ho? Student: ghar me ami abo ki larai ho rhe…

2010 ka badtmiz tareen Bachaa, KALAY dukandar sy..! ‘Uncle RANG GORA krne wali cream hai”?…

I Like Really Dark Movie Theaters. That Way, I Don’t Have To Buy My 0wn…

Teacher: Tum bade hokar kya karoge ? Student: shaadi..!!!!!! Teacher: nahi,mera matlab hai kya banoge?…

Beta: ammi kya pasand ke shadi karny sy ghar waly naraz hoty hain? Maa: tu…

Kuch is tarha us ne mera waqt barbad kiya Faraz… G G… Bilkul isi tarha!…

Kabhi toota nahi meray Dil se Teri YAAD ka Tasalsul “FARAZ”, Guftagu jis se bhi…

*. .BOY to GIRL FRIEND – Koi aisi baat kaho, jismei dukh B ho aur…

Master g apney student se:koi aashiqi wala sher sunaostdnt:Mota mrta moti peBhooka marta roti peMaster…

If i m a painterU r my painting If i m an authorU r my…

Pathan aur Sardar U.K. gaye Airport officer ne naam pocha Pathan: Umar Daraz Khan Officer:…

Boss: Tm kitni Salary Chahte ho.? Man: 50,000+Car+Flat Boss: Ma Tmhen 1Lac+2Cars+ 3Flats Donga Man:Sir…

Kya aapki girl friend ke paas yeh sab hai..? Sulagta Jism Nashili Aankhen Kapkapate Hont…

Ek pagal letter likh raha tha. Doctor ne pocha kis ko likh rahy ho? Pagal:…

Dil se her pal chahat ki sada ati he, Yad mjhko teri her ada ati…

Zinda raha to tumhara hi saath nibhaoun ga ‘Dosto’… Bhool jaon To samajh lena k…

Aik Pehlwaan k peechay kutta par gaya, wo bhagtay bhagtay peechay murra aur bola… ….

larkion k top 10 jhoot; 1. i miss u. 2. i m single 3. main…

Khargosh K F.Sc Mai Aye 75% Marks Kachway K 50% Phr B Kachway Ka Univrsty…

Best Mom In World Is Punjabi Mom Who Never Let Her Child Cry Whenever She…

1 Paindu ki Shadi pe sb Paindu hi Aye Huay they. Khana start Hua to…

1st frnd_Yr me js lrki ko chahta tha usne mjse shadi nhi ki 2nd_Tu ne…

Wife aur Husband Mazaar se Nikle to aik Faqeer ne kaha: Shehzadi 5 rupey de…

=UMMEED = 1 gadha dosre se. ‘yaar, mera malik mujhe bht baghata hai’ Dusra:’To bhag…

Wo tumhe dur se dekh kar apna DUPPTTA sambhal leti he Wah… wah.. . Me…

Mallika Sherawat: I have been Raped in The Dark by a Sardar! Police: How Do…

Jaj, Mujrim se: batao tumhari aakhri kuwahish kia hai?’ Mujrim’:’ Aik mobile Nokia N95,’ 5…

Girl 2 boy: Main apni zindagi me lamba hath marna chahti hun.! Boy: Tum sirf…

Bachy 1 Lrki Ko Ghaseet K schol Ly Ja Rhy Thy 1 Bzurg Bole: Isko…

Question: Nahate hue kya cheez zaroor lagani chahiye? Sochen… ? SOAP ? Shampoo OIL Paani…

Money Talks; Mine Always Says, . . . . . . . . ‘Good-Bye!’

GirL: Jab tum ko fone karo tum Shave kar rahe hote ho Tm din mei…

Ek Bat To Batao Mohabat Ki Har Gali Gumnam Q Hy Judai Or Mout Ishq…

Girl, Book store main sales man se, kia aap k pass ye kitab hai, ‘Larkiyan…

1 Rupia 1 Lakh nhi hota! Magar phir b 1 Rupia 1 Lakh se nikal…

‘1 Pagal hr wqt bolta rehta tha “Ghulail bnaoun ga aur Chirya ko maron ga!”…

Lerki: Janu kuch aisa kaho na jis se mere dil ki dharkan tez ho jaye…

Ek bar kuch bandar jangal se bhag gaye phir wo hotel mein phuchen unme se…

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