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Aik dulha shaadi ki pehli raat apni
Aik DULHA SHAADI KI PEHLI RAAT Apni Biwi ka Ghonghat utha k Bare Pyar se…
Marasi ko bukhar howa bv bola bhaliye
Marasi ko bukhar howa BV ko bola: Bhaliye! me te hun mar e jana ae,tu…
Mom roohi kyu ro rahi ho poohi
Mom: Roohi Kyu Ro Rahi Ho? Poohi: Teacher Ne Mara. Mom: Kyu? Roohi:Maine Usko Murghi…
Ek gujjar doodh bech raha tha
Ek gujjar doodh bech raha tha. Aik angrez aaya aur poochha: What is this? Gujjar:…
Ek baat mujhe raat bhar soney nahi
ek baat mujhe raat bhar soney nahi deyti hai dost . . . akkar bakkar…
Rs200000 shadi per rs30000 haq mahar
RS.200,000/- SHADI PER RS.30,000/- HAQ MAHAR RS.50,000/- MUKHTALIF RASMON PER RS.300,000/- JAHEZ PER RS.200,000/- VALIMA…
Bachaapni dadi se apne konse mulk ghomain
Bacha:apni dadi se, dadi apne konse konse mulk ghomain hain?Dadi:beta pakistan hindustan aur tajikistan, bacha…
Cheel uri kawwa ura maina uri
cheel uri………….. Kawwa ura…………… Maina uri…………. Chirya uri…………. Gadha ura…………!!!! Ooooops.. sorry jaldi main ap…
Faqeer pehle ap 10 ruppe dete thye
FaQeer: Pehle ap 10 ruppe dete thye Phir 5, Ab 1 ruppya Q? Admi: Pehle…
0321 6301 000 ye lo bangali
[0][3][2][1] [6][3][0][1] [0][0][0] Ye lo bangali baba ka taviz Jis larki kø bhejø ge wø…
Maa maa kia he aik khobsorat rishte
‘MAA’ Maa kia he? Aik khobsorat rishte ka nam Maa k dam se hi kainat…
Politics is the art of looking for
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not,…
Ek chotta bacha mummy say puchta haiis
Ek chotta bacha mummy say puchta hai:is men kya hai. mum’my:is men ek chota baby…
Mouse to elephant 2 din k liye
Mouse To Elephant: 2 Din K Liye Apni Kameez Dena. Elephant: “Ha….Ha….Ha….. Pehney Ga Kya…
Kal mujha bahut shock huwajb mri sari
Kal mujha bahut Shock huwa,jb mri sari school ki kitaben kamra me ya song suna…
Bye is a little word that causes
‘BYE’ Is A Little Word That Causes So Much Pain .. The Person You Hold…
Pathan kyun ro rahe ho memon
Pathan: Kyun ro rahe ho? Memon: Meri Murghi mar gai Pathan: hamra Baap mar gaya…
1 pagal khali paper ko bar choom
1 pagal khali paper ko bar bar choom raha tha: Dusra Pagal: ye kya hai…
Girl kiya hum mcdonalds ja sakte hain
Girl: kiya hum Mcdonalds ja sakte hain? Boy: Haan agr tum mujhe Mcdonalds ki speling…
Ek larka cinema me film dekhne gya
Ek larka cinema me film dekhne gya 7 wali seat pe ek bari b beth…
Wife aik baat bolon husband han
Wife:- Aik Baat Bolo’n..? Husband: Han Bolo…. Wife:- Maaro Gye To Nai..? Husband:- Nai… Bolo.?…
Ek train ulatnay ka case adalat me
Ek train ulatnay ka case adalat me tha Train ka driver pathan tha us se…
The rain makes all things beautiful grass
The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass & flowers 2. If rain makes all…
Marez doctor sy main 1month roz
Marez Doctor sy main 1month sy roz 50 rupay ki dwai ly rha hon mgr…
Maa tu koi kam kaj nhi krta
Maa: tu koi kam kaj nhi krta, muhalah me larkiyo’n ko cherta ha, aur nasha…
If you are in tension nothing
If you are in tension, If nothing seems right, If u find no way out,…
Pathan ki bivi suhag ratt ko boli
Pathan ki bivi: suhag ratt ko boli, khan ajj ratt ap jo mango gay main…
Wives are like incoming calls lovers outgoing
Wives are like Incoming Calls. Lovers are like Outgoing Calls. Aunties are like 2ll free…
Fqeer10rs dedo chay peni haadmichay to 5
Fqeer:10Rs dedo chay peni ha!Admi:chay to 5 ki haFqeer:Grl Frnd ko b pelani haAdmi:Fqeron ne…
Shadi me dulhan ko ghungat q rakha
Shadi Me Dulhan Ko Ghungat Me Q Rakha Jata Hai Socho Socho Nai Pata Taki…
Boy papa main apni girl friend ko
Boy: Papa main apni girl friend ko kia don? Papa: Wo dikhti kaisi hay? Boy:…
Biwi kal jis faqeer ko khana diya
Biwi: Kal jis faqeer ko khana diya tha wo bara bat-tamiz nikla. Shohar: Kyun? Biwi:…
Univrsty ki 55 girlz ka trip mangla
Univrsty ki 55 girlz ka trip Mangla Dam gya. Bus Mangla dam me gir gai….
1 ganjay k sar par 8 10 baal
1 ganjay k sar par 8-10 baal ug aae Ganja naai k pas gya Naai…
Dadi mrtay huay boli beta me apna
Dadi mrtay huay boli: Beta me apna farm, 6 tractor, farmhouse, 50 janwar aur 22,389,630…
Ek cinema me titanic lagi hui thi
Ek Cinema me ‘Titanic’ Lagi hui Thi, Romantic Seeen Aya To Ek Chota Bacha ChiLaya,…
Teacher bucho kul app nay my dog
Teacher: Bucho kul app nay My Dog per essay likh kar lana hy.Bucha: Miss janay…
Baap beti se pehle tum mujh
BAAP BETI SE , PEHLE TUM MUJH KO PAPA KAHTE THE AB DADY KUYN KAHTI…
A girl in a train was reading
‘A girl in a train was reading a book about ‘Men’ It said Italian men…
Boss ek achha mirror le ke
Boss = ek achha mirror le ke aao jisme mujhe mera chehra dikhay de ….
Yar 800 ka naya mobile liya hai
Yar 800 ka naya mobile liya hai jis m USB infrared bluetooth 5mega pixel camera…
Girls are like phones we to be
girls are like phones. we like to be held and talked too- but if u…
Faqeer to sardaraap k parrosi ne mujhey
Faqeer to Sardar:Aap k parrosi ne mujhey pait bhar kr khana khilaya hai,aap bhi kuch…
Extreme limit of pathanism two pathan
Extreme limit of ‘PATHANism’ Two pathan sitting in a rickshaw and fighting for the window…
Child doctor sy kea drd k bagair b
Child-Doctor sy kea drd k bagair b dant nikaly jaskty hain. Doctor-nhi Child-mein nikal k…
2010 ka badtmiz tareen bachaa kalay dukandar
2010 ka badtmiz tareen Bachaa, KALAY dukandar sy..! ‘Uncle RANG GORA krne wali cream hai”?…
I like really dark movie theaters
I Like Really Dark Movie Theaters. That Way, I Don’t Have To Buy My 0wn…
Terrorists have kidnapped our lecturers and demanded
terrorists have kidnapped our lecturers… and demanded aransom of 500000 rs or else they will…
Teachr tum late q aye ho student
..Teachr: tum late Q aye ho? Student: ghar me ami abo ki larai ho rhe…
Teacher tum bade hokar kya karoge
Teacher: Tum bade hokar kya karoge ? Student: shaadi..!!!!!! Teacher: nahi,mera matlab hai kya banoge?…
Beta ammi kya pasand ke shadi karny
Beta: ammi kya pasand ke shadi karny sy ghar waly naraz hoty hain? Maa: tu…
Kuch is tarha us ne mera waqt
Kuch is tarha us ne mera waqt barbad kiya Faraz… G G… Bilkul isi tarha!…
Kabhi toota nahi meray dil se teri
Kabhi toota nahi meray Dil se Teri YAAD ka Tasalsul “FARAZâ€, Guftagu jis se bhi…
Master g apney student sekoi aashiqi wala
Master g apney student se:koi aashiqi wala sher sunaostdnt:Mota mrta moti peBhooka marta roti peMaster…
Pathan aur sardar uk gaye airport
Pathan aur Sardar U.K. gaye Airport officer ne naam pocha Pathan: Umar Daraz Khan Officer:…
Boss tm kitni salary chahte ho
Boss: Tm kitni Salary Chahte ho.? Man: 50,000+Car+Flat Boss: Ma Tmhen 1Lac+2Cars+ 3Flats Donga Man:Sir…
Kya aapki girl friend ke paas yeh
Kya aapki girl friend ke paas yeh sab hai..? Sulagta Jism Nashili Aankhen Kapkapate Hont…
Ek pagal letter likh raha tha doctor
Ek pagal letter likh raha tha. Doctor ne pocha kis ko likh rahy ho? Pagal:…
Dil se her pal chahat ki sada
Dil se her pal chahat ki sada ati he, Yad mjhko teri her ada ati…
Zinda raha to tumhara hi saath nibhaoun
Zinda raha to tumhara hi saath nibhaoun ga ‘Dosto’… Bhool jaon To samajh lena k…
Khargosh k fsc mai aye 75 marks
Khargosh K F.Sc Mai Aye 75% Marks Kachway K 50% Phr B Kachway Ka Univrsty…
Aik pehlwaan k peechay kutta par gaya
Aik Pehlwaan k peechay kutta par gaya, wo bhagtay bhagtay peechay murra aur bola… ….
Best mom in world is punjabi who
Best Mom In World Is Punjabi Mom Who Never Let Her Child Cry Whenever She…
1 paindu ki shadi pe sb hi
1 Paindu ki Shadi pe sb Paindu hi Aye Huay they. Khana start Hua to…
1st frndyr me js lrki ko chahta
1st frnd_Yr me js lrki ko chahta tha usne mjse shadi nhi ki 2nd_Tu ne…
Ummeed 1 gadha dosre se
=UMMEED = 1 gadha dosre se. ‘yaar, mera malik mujhe bht baghata hai’ Dusra:’To bhag…
Wife aur husband mazaar se nikle to
Wife aur Husband Mazaar se Nikle to aik Faqeer ne kaha: Shehzadi 5 rupey de…
Wo tumhe dur se dekh kar apna
Wo tumhe dur se dekh kar apna DUPPTTA sambhal leti he Wah… wah.. . Me…
Mallika sherawat i have been raped in
Mallika Sherawat: I have been Raped in The Dark by a Sardar! Police: How Do…
Jaj mujrim se batao tumhari aakhri kuwahish
Jaj, Mujrim se: batao tumhari aakhri kuwahish kia hai?’ Mujrim’:’ Aik mobile Nokia N95,’ 5…
Girl 2 boy main apni zindagi me
Girl 2 boy: Main apni zindagi me lamba hath marna chahti hun.! Boy: Tum sirf…
Bachy 1 lrki ko ghaseet k schol
Bachy 1 Lrki Ko Ghaseet K schol Ly Ja Rhy Thy 1 Bzurg Bole: Isko…
Question nahate hue kya cheez zaroor lagani
Question: Nahate hue kya cheez zaroor lagani chahiye? Sochen… ? SOAP ? Shampoo OIL Paani…
Ek bat to batao mohabat ki
Ek Bat To Batao Mohabat Ki Har Gali Gumnam Q Hy Judai Or Mout Ishq…
Girl jab tum ko fone karo
GirL: Jab tum ko fone karo tum Shave kar rahe hote ho Tm din mei…
Girl book store main sales man se
Girl, Book store main sales man se, kia aap k pass ye kitab hai, ‘Larkiyan…
1 pagal hr wqt bolta rehta tha
‘1 Pagal hr wqt bolta rehta tha “Ghulail bnaoun ga aur Chirya ko maron ga! 
1 rupia lakh nhi hota magar phir
1 Rupia 1 Lakh nhi hota! Magar phir b 1 Rupia 1 Lakh se nikal…
Lerki janu kuch aisa kaho na jis
Lerki: Janu kuch aisa kaho na jis se mere dil ki dharkan tez ho jaye…
Ek bar kuch bandar jangal se bhag
Ek bar kuch bandar jangal se bhag gaye phir wo hotel mein phuchen unme se…
1baba g1gaown s guzr 1oratmerishadi ko10sal hoay
1baba g1gaown s guzr 1orat:merishadi ko10sal hoay abi tk olad nh hoi.baba:m1drbar p tery nam…