Category: Jokes SMS

Dunya men 1 Wakt esa aye ga Jab Dunya pr Pakistanio ki Hakumat ho gi…..

Agar tumko mujh se acha lover milay to Be’shak us se love karlena . Magar…

Sahab naukrani se: Tum begum sahiba se zayada maza deti ho. Naukrani: G sahab,lekin saaray…

Pepsi Ghazal Machar jo hon ziada to darwazey khirkiyan band kerdo, Kisne kaha tha k…

Boys can never b satisfied with 3 things in life,;-( *Mobile*;-( *Bike*;-( & *Girlfrnd*;-( bcoz…

‘FEMALE’ me ‘MALE’ ata hai. ‘SHE’ me ‘HE’ ata hai. ‘WOMAN’ me ‘MAN’ ata hai….

Couple Date Per tha Larkay k bap ne dekh lya Call ki: beta Kahan Ho…

‘Hotho se jo choo liya, Ehsaas Aab tak hai, Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso mein…

Yoon mat kheench mujhe apni tarf Meri jaan… ‘ yeh new-Shirt phat gai to main…

1 admi adhi rat ko apni moti biwi ko jaga k bola “begum! sisk sisk…

‘USA’ ne choron ko pakarnay k liye Aik machine banayi.. Uski shurowat ‘USA’ se ki…

Love In Class GIRL’S WAY, A Girl Sitting On The 1st Bench, Turns Her Back…

Technology ki Jung: Google ne kaha: ek word likho hazaron results dunga… Wikipedia bola: ek…

One Major Difference Between First Benchers And Last Benchers….????? Ans: Hard Working And Hardly Working

Uncle aik bachay se kehte hain : beta aik acha sa jhoot bolo agar mujhe…

Laraz gaya jism jab main ne uski ‘Daadi’ se kaha koi purana gana to sunao……

Son: Father, do you believe in ghosts? Father: No son. There are no ghosts Son:…

Class main ek larki biskit kha rahi thi thora kha k breziar ma chupa liya,…

*. . .Jin larko aur larkiyon ki shadi nhi horahi he Unko chahiye k hr…

An Elephant meets an Ant. ELEPHANT: Tmhari umer kitni? ANT:25 ELEPHANT: 25 saal or itni…

Boy: Aap ka Mobile No. kya He? . Girl: Shut Up! (1st Drink then Think…

main teray naseeb ka badal nai jo tujh pe bars jaaon!!!!!! meriiiii tujhay in garmion…

Bachpan me munna or munni k bicharne ka huwa ye anjam Munna bana M.B.B.S or…

OKARA mai 1 Bacha peda hua hy, Pedaish k wkt os ka weight 15 kg…

JIN:Kiya Hukam Hai Merey Aaqa? BILAWAL:PAK Sey USA Tak Road Bana’o. JIN:Bohot Mushkil, Koi Aur…

Girl molvi sè ‘I LOVE YOU’ Molvi, ASTAGFIRULLH Girl, I MISS YOU Molvi, NAAOZBILLH Girl,…

Ap PAGAL ho, MÃ¥nø Ap PAGAL hø, GusÃ¥ kyun karty hø.Waisy ap PAGAL hi ho,…

BENAZIR BHUTTO B=Brave E=Efficient N=Noble A=Able Z=Zealious I=Intelligent R=Reliable B=Bounteous H=Honorable U=Unique T=Tolerant T=Telented O=Oriental…

Bilawal to Dad DAD? ap ki harkaton ne to khandaan ki izzat par daagh laga…

Wife:Bht pyar se ‘Suniye! aaj meri salgirah ha, Mujhe koi Mehngi Cheez Le K Dain…

Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya Ki Paaglo ke…

Mental Hospital kay Opertion thetor mein Opertion tyar Saman majod Doctor majod Narsen majod Magar…

A Beautiful Girl Goes To Professor Cabin And Say That I Will Do Anything To…

Syasat dano ne awam ki muhabat ka kesa sila dya, itni mehangai ki k haston…

Professor to student: What is attention deficite hypractive disorder? Student: Jmblakdi bamba. Professor: Sorry i…

*. . .Ek muddat se meri Maa nahi soE.. . . . . . ….

Girl: aap Ka Mobile Bohat Acha Hey Kitney ka Liya Boy: Race Mey Jeeta Hey…

Hum Ne Kab Manga hai, tum se Muhabat ka sila ”Chikny ” bus kabhi raste…

Mareez:Dil K Operation K Bad Mujhe Altaf Bhai Acha Lagne Laga Hai. Kya Men Pagal…

Ek Merasi Ne Chaudhry Ki Beti ka Rishta Manga. Chaudhry Ne Merasi Ko Khoob Mara,…

Maah-e-Ramzan Ki Aamad Mubarak. You are Invited on 21st Roza at Lasania Restaurant Islamabad K…

Facebook’s Founder Mark Zukerberg Hospitalized Wid Serious Injury.. . Reason?? . . . . Zubair…

Train mein 1 machar 1 chinese ke hath pe baitha, chinese pakar k kha gaya…

Colgate se daant saaf karne ka, Pepsodent se majboot karne ka, Babool se fresh karne…

Woh team final jeet gai . . . Faraz . . . Jin k bachon…

One Economical thought: ‘The Best linewhich helps 2 save money when going ondinner with ur…

Medical store walay ne suba dukan kholi to agy 2 kuttay bethay thay. Dukndr: Oye…

Damad susral rehne gya saas ne 1st day sag, 2nd day palak, 3’day methi pkai…

Ak bacha apne walid ke pas betha treen chala raha tha.wo treen ko chbi deta…

Ek admi park me apni BV k sath betha tha k itny mein 1 ur…

Modern Definition 0f ‘ Boy Friend ‘ A Person Who Has To Like All The…

Mareez: Dr.Sahab Meri Oper Wali Daarh Ko Keera Kha Rha Tha Aapne Neeche Wali Daarh…

*’* Me Ghoomta Raha Tere Shehr Me Darbadar, GHALIB, Na Kisi Ne Chaae Puchi Te…

Load Shiding k fawaid:: Generator,UPS or Candle walo ko rozgar ki farahmi: Mobile charge na…

Woh kya jany us waqt mere dil pe kya Guzari thi Faraz… Jab usne meri…

Ak amriki ak pakistani se saib ki taraf ishara krta hua ye kya hai ?…

Chunti or Hathi ki ‘LOVE MARIAGE’ hui Agle din Hathi mar gia Chunti boli ‘WAH…

ek shakhs ne bhikare sy kaha tumhe sry aam bhek mhangte howe shrum nahe aate…

Mezban Mehman Se: Aap K Liye KADDO SHARIF Pakaon?? Mehman: Gunahgar Insan Hoon KADDO SHARIF…

Aik admi ney bus ki khirki se mu bahir nikal ker aik lerkay ko bula…

EIK MOLVI BUS MAIN JA RAHA THA SAMNAY BAITHAY EIK AURAT APNAY BAITAY KO BAR…

”EK PYARI BAT” Jab Kisi Ka Khaloos Dekho Tu Us Ki Qadar Karo 0r Jab…

Teri Aankhain Bhi Ik Din Tujhse Ye Keh Dain Gi., . . . . ….

4 cheeze jab khatm ho jati hy to boht tkleef hoti hy… 1– Mohabat 2–…

Uffff Kya Karr Rahe Ho? Plz Aisa Mat Karo… Please Mat Karo… Maine Kaha Na…

TV On karo…. Abhi abhi Government of Pakistan ne Ordinance jaari kiya hai k KhoobSoorat…

Girls College K Bahir Larkiyan Chaat Wale Se Chaat Kese Maang Rahi Thi. 1st; Uncle…

‘larky k bed roomshadi sy pehly’ perpumes . love letters . . . cd plyer…

Ek muddAt k bAAd uski AwAAz suni To dil ne kAhA . . . ….

Pappu Apne 16 Bachho Aur BV k Sath Dost k Ghar Dawat Pe Gaya. Dost…

TRUE LOVE SONG: Bazi Gar O Bazi Gar, Apni Ammi ko Razi Kar, Tu Ne…

~*~ Height Of Hate ~*~ I Hate You So Much That If I Were You…

‘DARD NAAK KAHANI’ Aik larka aik larki ko boht chahta tha, magar woh larki nhi…

Friend: Instead of Hospital, Why Did You Take Your wife to COMEDY MOVIE During Pregnancy….

Kaash Us Ne Aik Baar Kaha To Hota Mujh Se K! Main Tumari Hon… Jan|X…

MaaLik 2 Nokar : Is mehngai k dor may Parathay pay is Qadar Ghee??Kya hogya…

Hum Janday Paye thay Sair ko Kinare Kinare Nehar ko kutta Peya Nigah main Sutta…

Lo g sun Lo University of Lahore Girls hostle me 1 girl boy k sath…

‘Never make the same mistake twice. Bcoz.. . . . . .. . . ….

*’* Ek Gadhy Ne Sardar Ko Laat Mari Aur Bhag Gya, Sardar Us K Peechy…

Pagal chinese se:tum American ho? Chinese:nhi mein chinese hn Pagal:nhi tum american ho Chinese gusey…

Jb kabi b apki larai 10 Logon se ho to ghabrana mat bas muje bula…

(Breaking news) Abhi Yblock aur Jail Road pe 2 car deikhi gai ahin jin main…

Govt Hospital ke Doctor aur Mariz men kia Similarity he?? Doctor nurse pe aur Mariz…

Aray jaldi tv on karo Asif ali zardari ko dengui machar ne kat liya halat…

There Are 3 Kind of Men. Do You Know? 1-The AFRICANS: They have 1 Wife…

Teacher: Dunya k pehle Insan ki Nationality kia thi? Pathan: Pakistani. Teacher: Wo kaise? Pathan:…

I’m a killer, i kill people for money, but you are my friend I KILL…