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“HAPPY BIRTHDAY” To You Shocked ? Actully Aaj Ke Din James Hawk Ne DHAKKAN Banaya…

The Mirza and Malik combination is always media attentive Remember Shoaib Malik and Sania Mirza…

Those Who Know Me, Know Me Well, . . . Waah Waah! . . ….

Har Lal rang red nahin hota, Har Insan bad nahin hota, Kaise kahoon par sach…

Tum se acha To Gali ka azad Kutta Hai . ‘mere dost’! . . ….

=Best Msg Of= The Day ‘Har Wo Din Tumhare Liye behtreen Hai, . . ….

I Like Grapes B?coz Its Boneless. & I Like U B?coz U R Brainless Ha…..

Y O u R I N t E L Li G E n C E…

Some people have nice "EYES" Some people have nice "SMILE" Some people have nice "FACE"…

aj temprature 47 degree ho ga ap apne dimagh wali jagah per baref rekh lain…

Sab kaminay ek zarori elan suno. . . . . . . . . ….

Yar gal sun . . . . . . . . . . . Masjid…

Esi konsi cheez he jo insan achanak khata he usay pata nahi hota? . ….

Read this msg ONLY IF U R PREGNANT! R u pregnant?? Nhi na? Then y…

jab se tum ko dekha hai mujhe raat ko neend nhi aati aur jab bhi…

Mobile pe phir 1 virus aaya hay Agr’00707’nmbr se koi call aye to atend na…

Sardi Ho Gayi hain? Haan Naak Bhi Band Hai? Haan Sir Bhi Fat Raha Hai?…

Jiss tarha Heeray ko Heera kaat’ta hai Aur Lohay ko Loha kaat’ta hai Theek isi…

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Super insult: Maths Teacher:- Jab main tumhare jitna tha,mere maths me 100 marks aate the!…

Hi Jan___? Kya hall hai jan___? Kahan ho jan___? Kab milogy jan___? Missing u jan___?…

Love Easy to say – Difficult to stay.. Beautiful to feel – Difficult to deal……

Kal shab dekha khowab mene sotay me.. Kal shab dekha khwob mene sotay me.. Kisi…

Ankhon mai ‘SHARAFAT’ Chaal main ‘NZAKAT’ Dil main ‘SACHCHAI’ aur Chehry main ‘SAFAI’ Phir kyon…

.-.-._ (‘.’)_.-.-. ‘-.,-‘:) (:’-,.-” ‘-..-‘ ‘ll’ ‘-..-‘ Mene is titli se pocha tum kahan jana…

ITTLE POEM 4U Birds mis u Lions mis u Elephant mis u Monkies mis u…

SUPER INSULT …*A c0uple in an art gallery saw a picture 0f a girl coverd…

JuB sey usKi zuLfoN K saaey main soYa huN . . Tab sey khuja khuja…

Acting Shahrukh Per Khatam.. Singing Atif Per Khatam.. Style Katrina Per Khatam… Aur Khubsurti… Yaqinan…

EK sArdAr ShEr..! Khuda ki rahmat se kuch gadhe farar huye Khuda ki rahmat se…

Dro us DN se Jb Ksi k hath kuch nahi Aega Hr koi khali hath…

Duniya bewafa hoskti hai ‘TUM NAHI’ Duniya Zalim hoskti hai ‘TUM NAHI’ Duniya harjai hoskti…

Wo khobsurat eyes, Wo masoom sa face, Wo attractive personality, Wo intelligent mind, yad hai?…

Merey Marney Ki Ik Waja Tu Ho Ghee, Merey Marney Ki Ik Waja Tu Ho…

TIPS: How to save 25 paisa per year? . . . . . . ….

Teri is bat sy toota ha mere dil ka kanch. Zra Ghoor farmay. Teri is…

Court main faisla hoa ke 90% larkiyan bewakoof hotin hain larkiyon ne bhut shor machaya…

Agr Ap K Paas Time Hai To Is Ko Neeche Karain Bohat Shukria Agar Mazeed…

Main umar bhar jis larki ko chahta raha. Aaj us k bachy mujhse kahty hain?…

(‘,)/KaaN (( KhoL kr JL SunLo Jhera v mainu hun 5 mint dy andr andr…

Breaking News Shahid afridi ne Gulshan-E-Iqbal Block-13.D main Tanduur kholne ka faisla kar liya. BOOM…

Larka: Tum Mere Sapno Mein, Khawabo Mein, Jazbaton Mein Rehti ho Larki: Bhaai.. Tumko Kisi…

Aap ka roz subha ko hamare ghar ana Kabhi ghanti bajana Kabhi darwaza khat khatana…

Room me 1 Bohat Hi Badboo-Daar kutta Tha, Imran,Nawaz Or altaf me Shart Lagi K…

IS MSG ME KUCH BHI NAHI HAY READ MAT KARO KUCH NAHI HAY KAHA NA…

The “Walk of Shame” . . When you have to put something back in a…

Where r u? U r u not replying? I m worried coz todays paper I…

(3) Larka larki sy: oye hoye kaha Larka larki sy: oye hoye kaha ja rahi…

Zardari NARGIS ka DANCE dekhne geya. Dance k baad NARGIS sharma k boli ji woh….

I just feel u…. Whenever I feel u…. I just miss u ….. Whenever i…

KFC New Prices Piza@Rs.200 Chicken@Rs.150 Burger@Rs.100 Pepsi@Rs.50 Lakin ap phir b kuch kha nhi sakte…

Small joke about U: Think u r sitting in front of computer, what computer will…

M_RKH, ST_PID, B_DH_, D_FFER, BEWK_F, GHOCH_, _LL_, DEKHA..! EVERYTHING IS INCOMPLETE WITHOUT “ U “……********……******……

Dil k mehman ban jao Ankhon ka arman ban jao Honton ki muskan ban jao…

Teri meri…. Meri teri….. Prem kahani….. . . . . . . . . ….

Dil jale to Diwane Bany Shama Jali To Prwane Bny Sharab Bani To Maikhane Bny…

Buhat Khubsurat ho tum Par us se b khubsurat hy andaz tmhara Log kehte hen…

‘Ullu’ ajeeb parinda he Dunya isko nakara samajhti he Is me aqal nahi hoti Magar…

Kya aap ne kabhi ‘BHOOT’ ko plastic cover mey liptey dekha hai? Nahi Waqai nahi?…

2 pyaz, 3 lahsun, 5 gm zeera, 3 kali mirch, 2 spoon namak, 4 spoon…

Girl to boy during driving: Tusi ik hath naal gaddi chala laindy O? Boy style…

ye badalti ruteN ye dubtay hue armaan ye Thehri hui musafateN ye jaltay diye ye…

in Sub Ki Yad A jati hy Wafa Ka Naam Na Lo Dosto Wafa buht…

Wt is ur name? . . . . . . . . . . ….

Girls attitude, when boy doesn’t look at her she says:KUTTA dkh hi nhn rha hai…

Blue Black Red Pink Green Purple Violet Brown Orange Select Ur Color Chaddi?s Available At…

Q dil tmse milna chahta hy? Q dil tmko dkhna chahta hy? Q dil tmse…

Zardari ne future main china ka visit na karne ka faisla kia hy . ….

Shama Jali To Parwane Bane.. Sharab Bani To Maikhane Bane.. Aey bhai Apni Birth-Date To…

Could you fax me your photo very very urgently ? Mind you – it is…

High Level Insult : , , Husband : Ye kesa khana banaya hy tumney, bilkul…

TUM . . Sache . . . Pyare . . . Imandar . . ….